Rough, Tough & Selfish
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Posted:Jul 12, 2016 10:30 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.
The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her, "Well, was I Rough?"
"Yes…" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
"And was I Tough?" he asks.
"Oh yes," she moans.
"Well then, it's time to be selfish!!!"
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a hand-job.
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Rough, Tough & Selfish
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Posted:Jul 12, 2016 10:30 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.
The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her, "Well, was I Rough?"
"Yes…" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
"And was I Tough?" he asks.
"Oh yes," she moans.
"Well then, it's time to be selfish!!!"
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a hand-job.
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Rough, Tough & Selfish
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Posted:Jul 12, 2016 10:29 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.
The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her, "Well, was I Rough?"
"Yes…" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
"And was I Tough?" he asks.
"Oh yes," she moans.
"Well then, it's time to be selfish!!!"
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a hand-job.
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Rough, Tough & Selfish
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Posted:Jul 12, 2016 10:29 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.
The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her, "Well, was I Rough?"
"Yes…" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
"And was I Tough?" he asks.
"Oh yes," she moans.
"Well then, it's time to be selfish!!!"
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a hand-job.
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Rough, Tough & Selfish
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Posted:Jul 12, 2016 10:28 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.
The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her, "Well, was I Rough?"
"Yes…" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
"And was I Tough?" he asks.
"Oh yes," she moans.
"Well then, it's time to be selfish!!!"
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a hand-job.
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Desperate measures!
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Posted:Mar 8, 2016 8:58 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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There was once an unemployed, married couple. The bills kept coming in and they decided it was time for desperate measures. The wife would have to go on the game, with the hubbie as . So they take off for the red light district and find a likely spot. Hubbie waits 'round the corner out of sight while she shows a bit of leg. Soon enough a car crawls by. It stops up the street, then reverses back towards her. The window winds down and she gets the ball rolling.
"Evening, love. Can I help you?"
"Er….yeah…er…how much for a w*nk?" says the man, in a state of nervous excitement. "Only I haven't got much money, see."
"Just a minute," she says and scuttles round to ask her husband. "Here, how much should I charge for a w*nk?"
"I don't know," he says. "A fiver, I guess."
Back she goes and tells the young man, "Five pounds for a good w*nk, love."
He says, "OK, and …er…how much for a blowj*b then?"
"Just a minute….." Round she goes again and asks her husband for the price.
"A blowj*b? Well, gotta be a tenner."
Back she goes to the car and duly reports, "Ten pounds'll get you the best bj you've ever had, darlin'."
Says the man, "Oh, right. And for a shag, how much would that be?"
"Just a minute….." etc. etc.
Soon she's back at the car, feeling a little tired. "Well it's twenty quid for a full shag."
The young man looks disappointed and says, "Oh dear, I've only got fifteen pounds on me. I'll have a blowj*b then."
So the woman gets in the car and he whips out his manhood. The colour drains from the woman's face. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple!
"Just a minute" she says, and scuttling back to her husband says, "Quick, love, lend us a fiver!"
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Mom & Threesome!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 7:38 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2016 9:00 pm
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A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot .
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?
"What's that?" the guy asked. "It's a mother and threesome." she said.
As the guy's mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her might look like, he said, "No, I haven't."
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place.
When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom… you still awake?"
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Mom & Threesome!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 7:18 am
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2016 9:00 pm
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A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot .
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?
"What's that?" the guy asked. "It's a mother and threesome." she said.
As the guy's mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her might look like, he said, "No, I haven't."
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place.
When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom… you still awake?"
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Mom & Threesome!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 7:18 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot .
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?
"What's that?" the guy asked. "It's a mother and threesome." she said.
As the guy's mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her might look like, he said, "No, I haven't."
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place.
When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom… you still awake?"
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Mom & Threesome!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 7:18 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot .
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?
"What's that?" the guy asked. "It's a mother and threesome." she said.
As the guy's mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her might look like, he said, "No, I haven't."
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place.
When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom… you still awake?"
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Mom & Threesome!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 7:17 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot .
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?
"What's that?" the guy asked. "It's a mother and threesome." she said.
As the guy's mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her might look like, he said, "No, I haven't."
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place.
When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom… you still awake?"
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Mom & Threesome!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 7:17 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
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A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot .
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?
"What's that?" the guy asked. "It's a mother and threesome." she said.
As the guy's mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her might look like, he said, "No, I haven't."
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place.
When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom… you still awake?"
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Mom & Threesome!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 7:17 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:54 pm
6738 Views
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A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot .
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?
"What's that?" the guy asked. "It's a mother and threesome." she said.
As the guy's mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her might look like, he said, "No, I haven't."
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place.
When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom… you still awake?"
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