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Porn Shop Fantasies: Taking Inventory
Posted:Sep 18, 2014 10:42 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2021 10:17 pm
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I walk into the local XXX store and begin browsing the different videos as I wait for the other people in the store to leave. It is 20 minutes before the store closes so I know they have to be leaving soon. I have a big crush on the weeknight closer, and have been planning this for a week for now. I wasn't sure how he would react to a guy trying to come onto him, but I figured worst case scenario would be him kicking me out of the store kindly and awkwardly. The only people in the store are a couple who are looking at dildos and lubes...ironically the same items I have been looking at through the rack of porn videos. As they move to the check out line I prepare to put my plan in motion. They check out and walk out the door.

I walk over to the isle where the couple was and begin to admire some of the adult toys. I purposely focus on the dildos and touch them over and over and stroke them so the clerk knows that I have a thing for cocks and toys. I make sure he notices, and then stall until its time to for the store to close. He asks me if he can help me with anything, and mentions how they are closing. I ask him to come over to help me because I had a question about the material of one of the toys. Once he was standing close to me I began talking about how I had problems with toys that were certain materials because when I shove them deep down my throat they irritate it. I gave him a wink while I said it, making sure he could tell it was his cock I wanted in my throat and not any of these toys

He walked away from me and towards the front door. I thought he was going to open it and kick me out or something, but to my surprise he locked the door and went and sat in a chair behind the desk with the cash register. He motioned to me to come to him, and when I got over there he pulled me close and began grabbing my ass with both his hands and just squeezing and squeezing. I dropped to my knees and began kissing the outside of his pants so that I could feel how big his cock was. I could tell it was big, and I just had to pull it out and admire it. It was one of those nice juicy long cocks with a little mushroom head, and a tight bulging ballsack that hung stiff right below his massive cock. All of a sudden, the back office door opens and I hear the manager come out. Fuck!!! I thought I was screwed (and not in the way I hoped to be), and the guy was probably fired.

Just as I begin to freak out and stand back up, the clerk grabs my head with both hands and forces my head down and my mouth back around his throbbing cock. I am freaking out and as I'm about to pull my head up get out he tells me to keep on with what I was doing because that was just his manager helping him with inventory. "Don't mind me!!" says the manager as he walks over. I began to suck the clerk's cock again, and I was so loud I didn't even realize that the manager had walked up behind me. He knelt down behind me and reached around and undid my belt. Obviously I noticed this and pulled up off the nice dick. The clerk grabbed my head with both hands again, "Get that warm mouth back around my cock," he said as he pushed my head back down and began slowly easing his cock down my tight throat. "My manager here is just gunna take a break from inventory to help me ravage your tight little body, and all of its hole," the clerk says he as he pushes down harder a little bit more each second easing his big dick down my wet throat. "Make his tight little bubble butt cum while I fuck his face Larry" was the last thing I heard the clerk say before his long cock was so far down my throat I was having trouble hearing.

That's right, I was about to get fucked by the manager of a porn shop who also happened to be named Larry. Luckily for Larry his clerks cock was so big as it filled my entire throat, that I didn't care. I just wanted him to keep fucking my face. I loved those big hands on the back of my head, gently forcing my head down while his perfect cock finds the hole of my throat. Larry had walked over just as my own dick was getting too hard to be stuck in my shorts, and he wasn't empty handed. He already had my belt undone when I first noticed him, and when he pulled my shorts down I got even more excited. He wanted to tease me before pounding me I guess, and he began lubing up my ass and toying it with his fingers and a small dildo. He did this for a little while, and when he could tell I was ready he grabbed the 8inch dildo and lubed it up really well and began to tease my ass and get it ready. When he finally quit teasing me, he slowly pushed the fat dong into my tight little asshole. The clerk loved the way I moaned while his cock was deep down my throat, as Larry got the dong all the way inside me. The clerk squeezed my head softly but firmly, and begins to move my head up and down slightly while fucking my throat.

At this point I'm so hard myself that Larry notices and strokes my cock as he fucks me with the dong, and I love it. Just as I am at bliss with the long dick down my throat and Larry toying my ass and playing with my cock, Larry pulls the toy out and stops. "You don't get to cum yet little cutie," is all I hear as he pulls me back and moves me slightly so he can fuck me while I blow the clerk. I can't see Larry's cock yet, but it feels amazing. It completely fills me up, and I can tell it has a nice fat mushroom head because I can feel it deep in my lil asshole. Larry fucks me slowly but passionately. He smacks my ass and reaches around to play with my dick here and there too. Larry is pounding me hard and deep and spanking my ass as it jiggles and bounces, when he finally says the clerks name (whose cock I was too busy swallowing to attention his name tag), "Awww yeah Joe, fuck that throat. Wait 'till you feel how tight this sexy hole is!" Larry smacks my ass and pounds me firm and deep while Joe begins grab my head and really sit back and enjoy going deeper and deeper into my warm wet throat with his long thick cock. He would grab the back of my head with one hand and rest the other gently on my throat where he could feel his throbbing dick move in and out of my little throat. Every time I would start to struggle for air he would slowly pull my head back and ease his big cock out of my throat so I could take a breath. Each time he pulled my head back he would whisper something dirty to me; "Back to choking on that fat dick while my boss here digs deep in that tight little hole of yours with his big tool. Choke and moan sexy little bitch. Choke and moan cuz I know you love it!" He didn't know how right he was.

After the 7th or 8th time Joe had me almost choking on his nice hard cock, Larry really began to grab my ass cheeks hard and I could start to feel his big dick throbbing deep inside me while his this legs pumped and I swallowed his clerks long pole. I thought he was going to pull out and cum all over my fat cheeks and ruin our fun, but then he slowly stopped himself as his cock throbbed as intensely as it had the entire time. He eased his juicy stick out of my tight butthole and looked at Joe and said "Alright its time to switch this . Give that mouth of yours so I can really stuff it. If its as tight and warm as that ass I'm going fuck it until I fill your throat with my cock and then my hot cum."

Joe pulls my head back as Larry pulls his dick out of my ass, and they turn around while joe pushes his chair away. He lays right there the floor while Larry stands , and they sit down my knees reverse cowgirl Joe. Joe lets out a sexy moan as I slide down his still hard pole, and begin blissfully ride his long dick. I grab his thick muscular thighs as he grabs my booty and gives it a good smack. and down he starts bounce his hard long cock, and just as I can barely move from sheer physical joy his boss Larry just chuckles and grabs the back of my head with both hands......Dont forget about this big dick also little Bitch!" He starts fuck my face until his cock finds its way into my throat. Then he slowly and deeply slides it balls deep into my throat while Joe bounces his cock and smacks my bubble butt as it jumps and down his juicy cock. At this point I have lost perception of time and place. Just purely in the moment and enjoying being controlled and ravaged by these two studs in a way I never imagined.
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rough head
Posted:May 24, 2014 9:27 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2017 7:37 pm
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Lately I have been super turned on when a big strong man just fucks my face; sloppy and rough. slowly pushing his big fat cock further and further down my throat, grabbing the back of my head with both of his big burly strong hands as he shoves that gorgeous pole down my tight wet throat. I have been aching for a good face fucking, by the perfect cock. As his huge cock makes it sloppier and sloppier on my face he smacks my ass and toys with the tight hole while I suck him and he gets harder and longer in my mouth. As I go to work on his nice mushroom head he begins to moan while begging me not to stop, up and down he moves my head. I am his fuck-hole, and he moans and groans as my throat swells around his throbbing cock. I put his cock all the way down my throat as he blasts his steaming load straight down my warm throat and moans with pleasure........and so do I
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Finally got my ass stuffed! #GoldStar
Posted:Apr 13, 2014 10:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2018 7:00 pm
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So I went to his hotel room at the lavish 4 star Indigo Hotel, and B was staying in a corner suite that was huge and very beautiful (for the sake of keeping him anonymous I'll refer to him as just B ). I was so nervous I was trembling as I quietly knocked on the door. I was super excited but also really anxious and nervous. B is a tall, handsome, dark skinned gentleman, and his sexy voice
and large mules made him even sexier than I imagined from the pictures. He was really nice and very hospitable. He made us drinks and we sat and talked for a bit. I was still pretty nervous for some reason, and he could tell. He offered to rub my back so of course I let him, and it wasn't long before that led to more. As we kissed and teased each other I began to grab his cock through his pants and stroke it until we were both throbbing. At this point I decided I wanted more than a tease, so I excused myself to the bathroom to freshen up in the shower so we could really have some fun.

I grabbed my bag of toys and headed into the restroom to prepare the shower. I was already naked from B rubbing my back everything that led to, and the water was nice and steamy so I hopped into the warm shower. I gently bathed and washed every inch of myself to ensure I was perfectly clean for B. As I lathered up the soap all over my body I couldn't making myself kind of hard from fantasizing about B and his gorgeous body and obviously large cock. I grabbed my lube and began to gently message my tiny hole while thinking about how much I couldn't wait to get B's cock in my mouth as well as my ass. Slowly and gently I moved from finger to , and then from to . At this point I was so horny I had to grab my pink dong and begin to lube it up. It filled me up so good as I slid it in and out, in and out; deeper and deeper. I love my toys, but I couldn't wait to have the real thing. Once I was nice and warmed up I grabbed my buttplug and gently toyed myself with it, deciding how many of the notches of it I was going to leave inside of me as I went back out to B.
After wrapping up my warm up in the shower I came out and laid in the bed with B while we drank a glass of wine and talked a little small talk (I still had my buttplug in and was reaching over and rubbing his cock outside his boxer briefs and getting super turned on). When we finished our glasses he offered to give me another massage, which of course I could not refuse. As he turned me on my back and began rubbing the oil on me I began to get more turned on than before and got a hardon. He noticed this and began ing with my cock and the buttplug and gently teased me. He eased the plug out of my tight asshole and began to lick my warm hole with his wet mouth and I got so turned on I couldn't move. He did this perfectly for about 10 minutes before I could no longer take it and had to have him in my mouth. He put the plug back inside me and turned me over and I began to blow his fat juicy cock very slowly. Up and down, up and down as he grabbed my head and moaned in bliss. Deeper down my little throat I shoved his cock. It was so nice and plump that it filled up my whole throat. He put me on all s and fucked my little face until my eyes teared up. I was so hard that I couldn't control it and he noticed and told me how bad he wanted to fuck me as he turned me over and began eating my hole again. He got nice and sloppy and began to tease me with his fat dick. When it was it nice and wet he slid it in. Slowly and gently he began to fuck me, making sure to attention to how I was reacting.

He then bent me over and began to slowly pound me doggie style. I absolutely loved the way his cock filled me up while he pumped my tight little butt. After he pounded me into orgasmic bliss I sat on his face and sucked his cock while he ate the whole he just tore up. I took his cock in and out of my throat until I could feel the hot cum oozing down my throat while he smacked my ass and ate my hole out. He jerked me and ate my ass and I kept sucking his cock while I started to cum like a fountain as he fucked my face and ate my whole. Never have I had an orgasm like that before.

What a big cock and what a good time.
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Most important feature in porn?
Posted:May 25, 2013 10:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2021 8:46 pm
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Tell us what aspects of porn are important to you when picking what you watch.
Nice asses
Nice tits
big cock
anal sex
blowjob
threesome
milf
interracial
fetish
other
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The Perfect Cock: Prince Yahshua
Posted:May 25, 2013 10:49 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2017 7:31 pm
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Prince Yahshua

This sexy stud has the nicest cock in porn in my opinion. It is big and juicy and has a nice curvature. It looks amazing filling up any hole. The fact that Prince is gorgeous anyways doesnt hurt either. I would sit on his cock all day and night. His cock has just the right curvature to deepthroat 69 style while he eats ur pussy or asshole.
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The Perfect Cock: Tommy Gunn
Posted:May 25, 2013 10:41 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2013 9:59 pm
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Tommy Gunn:

His cock is pretty beautiful. It is not the longest cock, but it is thick and juicy. His bals are perfect too, when his cock is hard his balls are high and firm which is perfect for playing with your tongue. The head of his cock is absolutely flawless. I would love to feel it in my throat. It has the slight curvature which is not enough to hinder anything, and just enough to keep it at a great angle for riding if you like that position (it is my favorite).
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The Perfect Cock: Lex Steele
Posted:May 25, 2013 10:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2018 6:24 pm
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Lex Steele:

I figured he needed to be first since his cock is probably the most famous. First, of all it is huge, right around 9 inches in length and pretty thick. His cock is absolutely beautiful, and perfect to choke on. He also has a sexy body that adds to his sex appeal. His cock is perfectly straight, and despite being so juicy and thick it doesn't sag too much. It's the perfect angle to deepthroat because there is no upward curvature, and it would completely fill up your throat(that turns me on soooo much).
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A Deepthroat Desire;O
Posted:May 17, 2013 10:02 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2013 9:55 pm
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So I was just thinking what it would be like to play with two other cocks at onc. I was watching this video with Lucky B and two sexy black guys(one of which is Rico Strong). The way she grips a cock in each hand and takes turns sucking them makes me wanna play with two big cocks at once. Lemme know what its like if anyone has experience Maybe ill get to try it this weekend
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Sexy Stories CH. 2: simply a fantasy (as of now)
Posted:May 17, 2013 12:22 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2018 6:33 pm
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I walk into the sex shop and explain to the clerk that i am looking to experiment with some anal and ask if he wouldn't mind ing me pick some stuff out. He takes me down the aisle with the butt plugs and dongs and explains to me how it is best to start small and then go bigger. He shows me some plugs and dongs and a few good lubes, and as he rings me up he asks when i plan on using the new toys..."Well as soon as possible i suppose as i give him a wink and he notices me staring at his cock. He then walks over to the door and locks it, and clothes all the blinds...by this time i have gotten to his cock and began pulling it out..when he says "this must b d right! that virgin ass needs to be given a proper pounding".....so we proceed to his car and i suck his long fat cock until we get to his apartment down the road. He guides me straight to the shower where we wash ourselves and he sees I am already shaved and ready to be ed with I then spend about an hour giving him a soaking wet blowjob and teasing my ass with the new toys I bought. Then when my ass is finally ready to get fucked, he turns me around and puts it in my tight, dripping asshole. He bends me over and fucks my brains out until he blows a load all over my round ass. Then we step out of the shower to the floor where i ride his juicy cock until he explodes in my ass while i cum like a fountain as he bounces me up and down on that perfect cock. We move to the bed and repeat the process until morning, when after a couple hours of much needed sleep he wakes me up to bend me over more time before he sends me on my way
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Sexy Stories CH. 1: First deepthroat experience
Posted:May 17, 2013 12:20 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2018 7:10 pm
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So there I kneeled in my steaming hot shower, my fat dong still stuck on the wall by its suction cup base, and I was still shaking, my throat pulsing and feeling kind of tight, but it was a good tight. I had just experiencing an earth shattering orgasm at the ends of n other than myself and of my favorite dildos. I had been practicing how to suck a really big cock (my friend Perry is coming to visit soon and he is a sexy guy with a juicy 8 inch cock), when I began to stroke my cock and with my asshole a bit. I was getting really turned on, and before I knew it I was going deeper and deeper down my throat with the dildo. Shoving this cock down my throat felt good, and easier than I imagined. I liked how my tight throat felt being fucked by a nice 9inch dildo shaped after a beautiful cock. I stroked my own dick faster and faster as I started getting the dong passed the swallowing portion of my throat. Wetter and wetter it was getting as I began to take the dong into my actual throat! Saliva was starting to drip everywhere as i began giving a sloppy but sensual deepthroat blowjob to the nice dildo. I could feel the hot water from the shower pouring down all over my ass and back, and it was turning me on. Deeper and deeper I went down my throat with the juicy fake cock, imagining Perry's perfect thick cock as it slid into my throat(I cant wait to finally have some time with a real 8 inch cock and the sexy black man attached to it). As I felt myself about to cum I began fingering my asshole while I stroked my cock, all the while fucking my throat with the mounted dong. As my heart raced I knew it was coming, and as I began to cum with the fat cock in my mouth, I remembered it was only a week until Perry comes to town to fuck my mouth for real as well as my ass. I immediately imagined how good it would feel in my throat and began to cum like a fountain. My as clenching and my cock spraying, I layed there in bliss cuming like the first time I got a nice dildo and learned how to ride it right As I cleaned up I grabbed the dong and began thinking, which quickly led to the dildo being right back down my throat for round ....
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Best position for Anal
Posted:Apr 28, 2013 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2015 8:40 pm
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I was just wondering what everyone's favorite positions are for anal. Please share
Doggie
Cowgirl
Reverse Cowgirl
Missionary
Spoon
Reverse Doggie (back on bed, legs straight up or over shoulders)
Other
3 Comments , 31 votes
The Perfect Cock: Nice and Juicy
Posted:Jan 29, 2013 7:22 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2017 7:36 pm
6650 Views

So I love a nice fat juicy cock. I have found that straight portnstars have the nicest cocks, and here is a list I have narrowed it down to. Let me know what you think about who I need to add or who you love that is already on the list.

I will post a mini series of blg posts proceeding this one, with more detail about each cock and the stud that whips it around

NICEST COCKS (In no particular ranking):
Lex Steele
Mr. Markus
Julian Rios
Ben English
Voodoo
Tommy Gunn
Sean Michaels
Chris Strokes
Prince Yahshua
Mick Blue
Mark Ashley
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