honesty
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Posted:Oct 1, 2012 2:24 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2012 7:33 am
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honesty is a double edged sword...some ask for it, but cannot deal with the truth. it has been a long debated battle in my life, my deepest wish is to be totally open...clear as glass but i have found that perhaps i am twisted from the norm and i am far from the truth that others wish to hear, so they will throw my words back at me...then i know that they do not except the truth and i sensor what is told. some people get angry about this, others it drives away. still i search to find some soul mate in which honesty would always be greeted with some form of acceptance , that is why i except others for who and what they choose to be...it is only fair.
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little blu
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Posted:Sep 29, 2012 2:12 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2012 3:15 pm
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It's hard going day by day looking for the "one". I hear love songs on the radio...and think of you. This life has been one amazing ride, I have been happy to be here. Glad I met those who I have...I have had amazing sex, but wish the "one would feel me", in the same way. Then we could quit all these games and unanswered questions.
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funnnnny
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Posted:Sep 28, 2012 1:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2012 5:25 am
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS WITHOUT LAUGHING YOUR FACE OFF - SOMETHING IS WRONG
WITH YOU!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary
submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked
my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for
a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a
100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long
term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to
retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it
home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the
button.. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I
pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same
time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between
the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn
spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it
couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting
little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I
really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second)
and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was
going to give
this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want
some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat! in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading
glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one
hand, and Tazer in another.
The directions said that:
a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss
of bodily control; and
a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the
ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long,
less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA
batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second
burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I
decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in
the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position,
with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest
position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I
had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the
fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body
flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You
will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a
violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at
that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and
surveyed the landscape.
•My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
•The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it
originally was.
•My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
•My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip
weighed 88 lbs.
•I had no control over the drooling.
•Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for
sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
•I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward
for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and
now regularly threatens me with it!
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forgeting
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Posted:Sep 28, 2012 1:32 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 6:43 pm
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Don't ever forget to wear your helmet
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giggle
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Posted:Sep 28, 2012 1:19 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 6:43 pm
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I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 73.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it’s the same side of the street.
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photography...the male
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Posted:Sep 26, 2012 3:22 am
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2012 2:02 pm
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just expanding a little bit, on erotic photography...it wasn't a sex thing.
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subway
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Posted:Sep 25, 2012 2:52 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2017 8:54 pm
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me again
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Posted:Sep 21, 2012 11:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2012 11:54 pm
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new pic....
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sometimes
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Posted:Sep 21, 2012 6:04 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2012 11:47 am
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my silly tricki vicki bone gets the best of me...
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cock...big and heavy oh yes photo's here
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Posted:Sep 21, 2012 2:23 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2012 7:33 am
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i bought this great lamp...just like in "christmas story" the leg lamp...i now have a rooster lamp....the "cock" lamp for my front window!
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You consume me
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Posted:Sep 19, 2012 6:54 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 6:43 pm
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Your eyes never leaving mine
a hot knife
to my soul
bleeding hot sticky liquid
as you melt into me.
You are such a contrast...
hard but yet skin soft like velvet.
I pull the elastic
from your hair.
Silken flames
gentle peek-a-boo with your breasts
Inviting pleasure.
You are so willing
to please.
I am nervous
not so sure
grateful for your experience
Sharing your sweet warmth.
vlns12
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