Thanksgiving Saturday
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Posted:Nov 29, 2014 10:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2014 1:27 pm
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Just got home from Thanksgiving Dinner with family.
Way too much food. The uncle with the pooka board was sick and stayed home so no wild all-night family gaming. Everybody left early to go home to bed.
Turns out I cook a very emotional turkey.
Soft, juicy, tender, all you could hope for in a turkey.
But if you look at it funny: it falls apart.
Apparently the roaster pan I bought at a yard sale is the same "cooks faster than most" type that my neighbor loaned me last year. It was falling apart 1.5 hours sooner than I expected it to be done per family instruction and turkey packaging. I'm going to try again someday, maybe Christmas, maybe next year. In the meantime I delivered half the turkey (more or less) to my family's table. The other half... I'm going to be playing field archaeologist and dig for bones tomorrow. The gravy, incidentally, was ruined. Waited to get to my SIL's house to make it and she only had flour, not corn starch, and that totally killed the flavor. Ah well... next time, I guess.
Thanks everybody that offered suggestions on transporting the food.
I'm going to go follow the example of the rest of my family and go pass out now.
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Top Fan Issue
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Posted:Nov 28, 2014 8:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2014 9:52 pm
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A friend was trying to Top Fan me and send points my way (technically he's planning to leave the site and wanted to give me his points, and Top Fan is the only way I know of)... but he said there wasn't a link for the "Top Fan" thing on my profile.
When I went and viewed my profile I don't see a link either. Whether that's because there's a problem or because I'm viewing my own page I'm not sure.
Can somebody please peek at my profile and let me know if the link is there? Or if something is wrong and I need to contact support.
Thank you 
PS: If there are other ways to pass along points that might be good to know too. Just in case.
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Sorry, Not Sorry
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Posted:Nov 26, 2014 10:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2014 10:37 am
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Wow... men are coming out of the woodwork! I swear....
Made a store run to look at computers and get a hug and howdy from one of my VisionPersonals.com friends and next thing I know I have texts from... well, mostly friends and family. But the guy I met for dinner while on my vacation texted me. Horny and wants to meet up.
Tonight's texts... had I not already met him and had a wonderful hour or so of talking, know he's intelligent and can hold a conversation and be respectful I'd have turned my nose up at him. As it is I'm just chalking it up to "Wow... they really do lose all brain function"
I just started to apologize on here for any offense, but... to quote the Pantene campaign: "Sorry, not sorry".
Yes: That is SOOO me. In high school my boyfriend actually yelled at me once for apologizing. "STOP APOLOGIZING! You... of ALL people in the world have NOTHING to apologize about. EVER. Mother Theresa owes more apologies than you do." My reply? "I'm sorry!" I still feel squirmy at the awkwardness of trying to keep my mouth shut.
Seeing that commercial when it first came out really hit me. It's great. And I am trying to keep it in mind, every time I feel the urge to apologize ... is an apology really warranted? Did I do anything wrong? And if so: am I actually sorry?
So... if my blog comment bothers anybody: Not sorry 
He did make texting a wee bit more entertaining. Warmed me up a bit, but still not meeting. Not that I haven't shown up at a lovers door before at a beck and a call (and said lover showed up at my door at a beck and a call too) -- but a well-established long-term lover is of a totally different caliber.
Damn it. Now I am frisky.
And a guy friend will be here soon to watch movies. Platonic - nothing to get excited about. He appreciates that I'm okay with him liking to wear dresses. I told him we'd have a "girls night" - we can wear our semi-matching new outfits (he came by last week to show off the new outfit he'd bought and it was so cute... I admired it so much he went out and bought me one too) and just watch a movie. Nice and relaxing evening.
As for the skirt: I later saved him from losing all his money at the casino so technically he came out even. And it turns out I love gambling when my part in it is "OK: You hit X amount of dollars: Cash out, give me your ticket. Here's a new $20". "Give me! Nope... stop right now. Hand it over" He has addiction issues and can easily get sucked into the lights and sounds and spend $100 or $400 and get into the "I will leave with $400 or nothing!" mode. Gambling usually just stresses me out.
OK... Movie time! Have a great night everybody. And Happy Thanksgiving!
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Sunday's Art (?)
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Posted:Nov 25, 2014 7:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2014 11:03 pm
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Art? Craft? Both... I want to share this somewhere, but I can't where I normally would because it's being mailed to Japan and so I must wait until it reaches its destination before sharing with the world at large.
Shave a sheep. Clean it. Dye it (the wool, not the sheep). Squish and mush it all together with a bit of soap and hot water.
Voila! Felt.
Stuffed into a picture frame so it looks like a window view of a sunset.
I've also discovered I can't do modernistic, abstract type art. The intention was for every window to be different, with a mini sampling of the felt I'd made (I made 5 plus this). The person being gifted loves crafting with felt so I hand-made some in various colors. Essentially the 3 windows on the right represent as originally intended, then the rest happened.
It looks much better in person. My cell phone camera sucks.
I also taught a class Sunday afternoon on making felt.
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Ubiquitous Pre-Thanksgiving Post
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Posted:Nov 24, 2014 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2014 11:29 am
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I've seen a few posts on the topic, so thought I'd play along too.
For some it's just another week, but for those who celebrate Thanksgiving: DO you have any great plans?
My family is getting together Saturday due to work schedules, so Thursday and Friday I will be doing my own thing. Haven't quite figured out what that will be yet.
My contribution to our pot-luck style dinner: the turkey.
Not quite sure how to transport a fully cooked, hot turkey across state lines and 35 minutes into Idaho and have it still be hot. Or even warmish. But I'll try my best. This will be the third turkey I've ever baked. My first was great but one spice I used didn't taste right. My 2nd I made 2 minor changes. It was so amazing nobody minded at all having to scoop it out of the pan with a spoon because the neighbor forgot to warn me her pan cut cooking time down significantly.
This time it's the first I'm sharing turkey with family as a whole. I really hope it turns out perfect! Yes: I volunteered to do the turkey JUST to show off.
The basting liquid: However much you put in the pan do 50/50 chicken broth and pinot grigio. 2 carrots, cut in half. 2 celery sticks, cut in half. 1 onion, quartered. Let the veggies cook in the liquid you use to baste with, and discard when the turkey is done. As for the turkey I think I only rubbed it down generously with pepper and the slightest bit of salt.
Crossing my fingers.
Do you have any favorite holiday recipes?
And this week is so exciting... it's already almost "Friday".
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One Night Stand
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Posted:Nov 23, 2014 10:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2014 11:34 pm
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I amuse myself... 
Happy dreams everybody!
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Celebrity Crush
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Posted:Nov 23, 2014 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2015 4:36 pm
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So... I've been trying for many long LONG months to find a celebrity "ideal". It's very difficult because I might find one photo that is just *it* except they only looked like that for one very specific film roll. A month later they shave their chest, dye their hair, and the look is gone. Or the guy is too tall, too short, too thin, etc.
The point at the time I started looking was to find one that most fit my ideal AND had the right nose. Because I realized that EVERY man I've ever fallen for has the same type nose, and one of my readers asked which celeb fit my image, and I couldn't find one.
I just realized I have a new celebrity crush, and he seems to fit my ideal (thanks to following him on F.B and seeing pics fairly often).
Mark Sheppard:
Or maybe it's just the eyes and the facial hair.
Stupid fetishes.
I recently met with an ex who, after I hugged him and said "sorry, I have to rub against your face," claimed he intentionally hadn't shaved in two days knowing he'd be seeing me and I'd have that reaction.
Not saying hair is a be-all, end-all... I am attracted to a man as a whole. There's a fair difference between "here is a line of pictures. You only get to choose one of them based on looks alone" and the one you would choose if you actually had the chance to get to know each of them.
(Update: Pinning for my own personal enjoyment haha. Makes me smile... yeah... smile).
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Frisky as hell, 2
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Posted:Nov 22, 2014 2:14 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 5:14 am
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Just one of those nights.....
Made a foray into the live cams tonight. I was half bored, just browsing through to see if there was anything interesting.. Normally the cams bore me at best, but... ohhhhhhh boy!!
I found a guy with the sound going And I believe he was playing specifically for a special somebody. But hearing a lover sigh, moan, whisper sultry words... it gets me going. And so did this.
Sitting here watching and listening (partially - I was multi-tasking)... my brain sent shivering nerve endings all down my body, quivers of ghost touch-sensations. I touched my breast, my head fell back and at another whispered phrase and a moan from him and my pussy flooded. Soaked through my pants, dripping with heat and desire.
At one point (or a couple points) I got a deep rush. Like emotion and awareness and connection washing through me. I cried out in shock, and sat writhing and quivering in my seat.
From "Sex? Meh... whatever" to "wild-cat in heat" in 3.5 seconds...
Now the image stuck in my mind is of kneeling on the edge of the bed, arching my back, butt slightly raised, legs parted... and whispering "Fuck me!"
Mmmmm.... Happy Saturday, everyone!
OK: Now I'm thinking all sorts of other things... tongues caressing, sucking, nibbling... whispered (or shouted!) words of lust and desire, caressing skin with hand, lips, tongue, body... dragging my nails lightly against your skin. My own skin. Exploring.
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Sending Love
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Posted:Nov 20, 2014 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2014 10:56 pm
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OK... browsing the blogs and reminiscing and thinking of how blessed and loved I feel due to those of my "Male Harem" and those not yet part of it. I'm thinking I should stop being stubborn... get rid of the original members that I forget who they are and add new members based on... well, whatever criteria I feel like.
Incidentally: I will be getting rid of "Barnes and Noble Card Hubby" if anybody wants to be my Barnes and Noble Card Hubby. Of course that means I'll have to go buy myself another Barnes and Noble card. Then share it. (Yeah: for lack of ideas of what to call them... those that made the list were endearingly called "husband". A few even call me "wife". One shocked me by saying it in public on facebook... but in a foreign language so his girlfriend wouldn't get upset).
It started out as a conversation and a friend jokingly said he wanted to be my wife. I said sure. The next day a long-term internet friend said we should get married, we're perfect together. After pointing out our major differences, I laughingly mentioned "besides, I already have a husband". He didn't mind sharing... so I added him. Then I was chatting with somebody and asked if he would be #3... just so I'd have a #3 as I was laughing too much about the scenario. He agreed if he could be my Barnes and Noble Card Husband (some people marry for green cards... others have bigger priorities). Then I told a friend in DC about it and he was so amused he begged to be #4. Then my gay friend begged to be #11 (I think I was his "trophy wife" to show off if ever he got sucked into conservative religious family drama and needed a female companion to ward off attack). Yes: I had a #11 before I had a #5.
It kept growing from there. I stopped at #13... I suppose partially because 13 is a lucky number for me, but mostly because I never actually wrote the list down and forgot one or two list-members and mixed up the order of others so decided I'd better stop.
Most are friends (I'd say all except... yeah, I forgot who the B&N Card guy was), a few real life lovers, others are lovers of the long-distance sort. But there's a core group that have stood beside me for years - we've laughed together, cried together, we know each others secrets. They helped hold the pieces of me together when I felt I was shattering. I have done the same for them, as needed.
My semi-fictitious "Male Harem" was my go-to happy-place for years because if I started feeling stressed or down about anything I could think of the fact it even exits (kinda) and instantly start laughing and feel better.
Now? The instant laughing uplift doesn't happen so often. But then there are moments like tonight when I think about it, and remember, and think of all those "on the list" (and those that aren't but would be if they wanted to be)...
Feeling Loved. And it's overflowing. I'm having one of my "Disney Princess Moments"...
I'm sending my Love to all of you... my friends, my lovers, my friends and lovers yet unmet. Some of you reading this may be just passing through never to read my blog again... but cyber-hugs to you too.
And to make this even better: Tomorrow's FRIDAY!!
Less than 24 hours to go and I can wash this week off me.
Those of you who are already familiar with my "male harem" story: I apologize for the repeat, and thanks for sticking around my blog so long XOX.
Theme Song for the Night: "Send Me an Angel"
Unfortunately when searching for the song by Real Life I discovered the song by Scorpions. The one by Real Life is what's going through my head, but the one by Scorpions is hauntingly beautiful.
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Contemplation
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Posted:Nov 18, 2014 11:57 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2015 8:22 pm
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Some Jalaladin Rumi for the day:
“This being human is a guest house. Every morning is a new arrival. A joy, a depression, a meanness, some momentary awareness comes as an unexpected visitor...Welcome and entertain them all. Treat each guest honorably. The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in. Be grateful for whoever comes, because each has been sent as a guide from beyond.”
“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”
“The wound is the place where the Light enters you.”
“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”
“A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home.”
“Set your life on fire. Seek those who fan your flames”
*****
The past few days I've been contemplating Love and Expanded Awareness. Or, rather, expanding Love past selfish desires ("love me back!") and just Loving... even when the loved one is broken, or lost, or unable to return love, or unable to appreciate it... how to open oneself and love without hope and expectation, and without taking everything personally. Or, perhaps, Love without Pain is impossible.
No, I'm not turning all "Hippie, free love for everyone". Though I do give hugs to most anybody I meet
I had an idea for a poem earlier, "We all are Phoenix" about love, and fire, and love turned to ashes. Some prefer the flames of love stay dead forever, others rise phoenix-like to live again and joyously and hopefully throw themselves into the heart of the fire. Of course... now I have the Garth Brooks song in my head: "Standing Outside the Fire" and it's rather messing my poem-writing up.
Off on a slight tangent: Does anybody else have what I fondly refer to as "Disney Princess Moments"? When you're just happy... for absolutely no reason. None at all. In fact... maybe even the day wasn't all that great, but your heart sings of hope, and love, and ... whatever... and you just start singing? Animals gather around, birds join in... and all the world is suddenly a musical?
OK: Maybe not that last part, but... the rest of it.
Yes. I have moments like that. Every once in a while I even give in to the urge. No worries though: all of you are safe from hearing me. (Except now I'm imagining at least one of my friendly readers whom I know in real life will henceforth be trying to catch me singing or try dragging a song out of me.)
The Rumi quotes above seemed to go with the thoughts running through my mind. Plus I love his poetry (as translated by Coleman Barks).
Goodnight and hot, sexy dreams to everyone 
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Penis Facts
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Posted:Nov 17, 2014 11:27 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2014 9:37 pm
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Why was I go-ogleing penis information? I have no idea.
Oh, I remember... "penis types".
Turns out you can find some quite hilarious lists. One equated different shapes/sizes to "The Danny DaVito" and "Hulk Hogan's Bicep" and "The Owen Wilson Nose". And some comparing them to various types of sausages - which wouldn't be that funny but I swear there was a jalapeno one in there. The pictures weren't showing up at all.
That's pretty much when I gave up, but then I saw this list from Men's Health and had to share:
1: Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.
2: An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.
(very interesting)
3: The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.
4: Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point. (When I was active on this site 8 years ago there was a guy that had taken a photo of himself doing just that)
5: German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. (Seriously?? When do they start the timer? The very first sliding in all the way to orgasm? It seems VERY low per any of my experiences. Admittedly I never timed any....)
6: The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. (Though I wouldn't count on it being "enjoyed")
There were 15 facts listed in the article, not corresponding to my numbers. The bits in teal above are my own comments or questions.
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Last day of my week of Sundays.
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Posted:Nov 15, 2014 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2014 9:48 pm
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Ice Cream and Doctor Who, a cat and a fuzzy blanket.
How are you spending YOUR Saturday night?
Yes... I could go OUT. But ... that requires "OUT". And "out" happens to be 22 degrees.
I'm good.
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