(Bad joke disclaimer)... I'm not a comedian
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Posted:Jun 10, 2015 7:00 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2015 10:14 pm
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Suppose you dated a man or woman who hasn't, doesn't or wont "act their age" meaning, legally (on paper) they are "adults" but they still behave like ...
Wouldn't you be guilty of being some type of mental pedophile?
Ordinarily, I would say its time to take a break from the books but oddly enough, I haven't met anyone who has yet to disagree
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Yes, its true...
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Posted:May 7, 2015 9:25 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2015 9:35 pm
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If you believe it.
That said, VisionPersonals.com has friendlier (sometimes, too friendly) people BUT kasi-die has the better Par'ties
IMO anyway....
Funny how some people believe what others say about a person without getting to know that person first.
Let me guess... You work for or retired from Hooli???
Ok.
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The worst...
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Posted:May 6, 2015 11:14 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2015 10:44 pm
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Guilty pleasures... Everyone has or had one. That said...
What's the worst 80's movies that you've seen that you continue to watch (cuz deep down inside, you know you love it) ?
My shortlist for you to NOT include...
Anything with Molly Ringwald...
Anything with Rambo, the Terminator or one of those big haired **'s dancing on MTV.
Anything with ninja's.
The entire history of 80s porn...
more than likely, I've seen it and anything else with ectoplasma, I'm not sure i want to see...
Anything in reference to my future, your future or somebody else's future.
Anything nerdy, weird or sciencey...
Anything more than 5 hours...
Oh and most importantly, any movies that have someone singing in the background about sensitivity...
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Compatibility...
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Posted:Apr 16, 2015 11:12 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 2:54 pm
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Its not just about what i want...
It's not just about what you want
SO
If what i want and what you want aren't what WE want
We aren't compatible
Fk buddies maybe but long term hahahahahaha
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Hard to believe...
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Posted:Apr 16, 2015 9:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2015 9:35 pm
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But less than two years ago, i was over two hundred lbs... I've been trying to get a six pack for the past few years but at best, all I could come up with is a keg and it wasn't because of my mom making big butt comments that made me decide to lose weight...
Fast forward to the present and I've gone from 20% bodyfat down to 13.5 Not bad but still not where I want to be so my question is this?
How do you "maintain"?
I'm current on a mixture of 60-90 day workouts and a ten day cleanse but still unable to get the last 5 lbs off so for you superhero fit people whose bodies I aspire to, how do you do it?
I exercise 6 days a week and eat clean except for Fridays or Sundays... Crown Royal / Game of thrones day. Any advice?
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Can I? (Use the B word...)
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Posted:Apr 12, 2015 12:00 am
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2015 12:12 am
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Take you on a cruise to make xxx or love on the deck in the pouring rain?
Take you to Vegas to be as greedy as you want to pretend you aren't ?
Watch Harry Potter, underworld, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, The hobbit, 300, anything related to pirates, porn and Kung fu with you in the same evening?
Get you to be my Mata Hari ?
Get you to look past my faults?
Whisper in your ear?
Muffle your screams into a pillow?
Get you to get me laughing while I'm begging you to stop?
(Disclaimer)... This might be the one and only time I use the B word...
Can I (skip all of the above) send out the wedding invitations now  ?
(If yes to all of the above, feel free to insert any B word you like here...)
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Con'un'drums...
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Posted:Apr 11, 2015 11:31 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 2:54 pm
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(Disclaimer)
What is better (or worse) ?
A girl whose butt is bigger than her head ?
Or?????
A girl whose head is bigger than her butt?
Inquiring minds who have had too much to drink wanna know....
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Trying to make a joke but seriously...
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Posted:Mar 29, 2015 7:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2015 12:14 am
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No men
No gays
No bi men
No tri's
No trans
and now that i think about it, no women who look or smell like any of the above either
Nothing personal (and to each their own) but i don't want to smell my own behind...
What makes you think I want to smell yours too?
Women only please with at least three of the four B's beside her and i don't mean Bach, Beethoven, Brahms and Beeyoitch...
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