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VisionPersonals.com has F***edup-graded to carrier pigeons.
Posted:Apr 11, 2014 5:07 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2014 7:53 pm
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I don't know if there is a major traffic jam on the information superhighway near VisionPersonals.com headquarters or if it is another F***edup-grade.

I pretty sure things will back to normal soon; but VisionPersonals.com is so slow today.

I have been waiting forever for some of these blog request to show up; then I kept hearing a tapping, (no, more like a pecking sound); I opened the shades and there was a tired looking pigeon with the blog requests.

I'm sorry VisionPersonals.com; you all are great; I know everything will be working great soon.
Please don't ban me or delete my account.
I love this site.
I know you are working as hard as you can to make this site better.
I love this site and you can't kick me off, please; pretty please; with a cherry on top.
You all know I post that in jest, don't you?
I am begging you, please don't kick me off.

Well, with that said, I hope they know I am just kidding.

I guess we'll know soon. If you all don't see me in the near future, you will know their answer.
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Inspired by Addzisback - I'm having a happy naked Friday
Posted:Apr 11, 2014 1:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2014 5:45 am
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I thought I was going to have a bad day until I saw this; [post 3379029]

I worked all night setting up the backbone of a computer network. I finally got to bed about 5:30 am and slept until 11 am, when my bladder told me to get up before it made a mess of me. (Mother Nature doesn't mess around; she speaks!, I listen!)

Anyway, I decide to check blogland and came across, [post 3379029]

Ladies, don't get mad at me for the following; I love women and appreciate all the beauty of the ladies on VisionPersonals.com; but:

When I saw her picture, my eyes popped open, my jaw went slack, and I think my tongue may have been hanging out some (but I was too mesmerized to notice if it was).

It is too hard for me to describe, but, her picture has had me mesmerized for hours. The epitome of perfection is what I think when I see her picture.

Then I thought; that is very artistic and I would like to get a shot of myself nearly as nice. Well, I failed; I was apprehensive to post this picture, but I am going to post my picture anyway (the exhibitionist in me says, "do it, do it, do it.").

Compared to the beauty that has had me captivated all day, I feel like a baboon.
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HNW-2.5 acres & not 1 flower-WTH
Posted:Apr 9, 2014 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2014 7:20 am
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I figured it was about time to add another post to my blog. I thought HNW was a good a time as any; so I started looking around for some flowers to go with this week's HNW theme; and what did I find, not a damn flower anywhere. Two and half acres and not a flower around. Even the flowery weeds are gone; that's what I get for doing yard work.

There has to be something with a flower on it:
New Kleenex boxes - nope
Toilet paper - nope
Cereal box - nope
Figurines, toys, anything in the kitchen, hanging pictures, laundry room, garage, shed, office... nada, nine, nyet.

Bathroom, aha, Tinker Bell toothpaste
Spare bedroom, Woohoo, bedspread
Pool deck, how did I almost miss that big effn' thing

So after 30 minutes of searching, I found: 's toothpaste, a bedspread, and a lounge chair I hate and ignore so much, I almost missed it.

So, in conclusion, I NEED A WOMAN!



They took away the other picture, because of Tink.
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North vs South. Why I stay in Florida.
Posted:Mar 30, 2014 7:21 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2021 9:45 pm
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Quietblogginggal posted some pictures of her morning in post [post 3369812]. Of course I had to make a smart-ass remark about it being a chilly 63 degrees here this morning; which is cold for thin blooded, heat lovin', warmth seekin' cracker like myself. It was even too chilly for me to go outside naked this morning; I opened the garage door to go to the truck and my testicles jumped up into my belly.

Well, it is still a little too cool in the shadows; but, the sun came up, the temperature is rising, and the rays feel good.

Just thought I would brag, I mean share. And for all of you that want to throw rotten eggs at me, don't ask for my address.

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Dreary Day in Fla. I'm not working outside today.
Posted:Mar 29, 2014 6:34 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2021 9:52 pm
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I was going to work outside today, but the rain has put a damper on that. So, I guess I'll just hangout inside the house today and catch up on reading my favorite erotica site.
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The naked electrician looking for shorts.
Posted:Mar 28, 2014 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2014 2:10 pm
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I have been having problems with a light switch tripping a breaker, and I have no idea what this switch is supposed to control. I know there is a short in the line somewhere. Then I get to thinking, this is actually pretty funny; a naked guy standing here looking for shorts. Picture time. Well, I did not feel like crawling around in the attic tonight, so I said, screw it, I'll cap the wires, put the electrical box back together, and look for my shorts later.

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Hard day in Florida. And the weather sucks too.
Posted:Mar 25, 2014 5:33 am
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2014 8:57 pm
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I woke to the sound of rain, as well as, that damn alarm. I had to get out of bed to turn off the alarm and had the feeling it is going to be a hard day. I went to the window to see how bad the weather is outside; you can't see it in the picture, but it is a dreary site out there. Then I sat there pondering if I should blow off work today and go back to bed, but I can't. I guess I'll just have to take matters in hand this morning and get on with life. Today, feels like one of those days, when I find myself, cumin' & goin'.

I just thought I would share.



I hope everyone has a wonderful day.
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Out of the wild. Naked and unafraid. Also, 4 days of funk down the drain.
Posted:Mar 23, 2014 4:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2014 5:20 am
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I just spent the last four days camping with the scouts. It is so nice to be back home; clean, cool, relaxed, and naked in front of the computer.

It was hot in the day, too cool at night, and I was up all nights, listening to the snoring and racoons fight.

Now I can catch up with the blogs and tv shows.

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Naked nap time.
Posted:Mar 18, 2014 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2014 1:47 pm
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After pressure washing the back porch, it is time for a short nap. Too bad I was not able to get any pics of me pressure washing; the vibrations from the pressure washer hose was great. I had a HARD time working. So I did get on quick selfie before taking a nap. I was snuggled up to the pillow, wishing it was a nice soft lady filling my arms.

Then the damn phone rang and woke me. So, I am posting sooner than I had hoped.

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Sunny Florida. I just have to brag.
Posted:Mar 16, 2014 9:35 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2014 5:53 pm
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I try to be humble and will not knock anyone for where they live, but I just could not pass up this opportunity to share the lovely day we are having in SW Florida. I do not mean to brag, but I guess I am.
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See my caulk again. Video 2; a different view.
Posted:Mar 14, 2014 6:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2014 3:10 pm
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See my caulk again. Video 2; a different view.
Posted:Mar 14, 2014 6:28 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2021 7:16 pm
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See my caulk. Video of a different sort.
Posted:Mar 14, 2014 6:23 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2021 7:16 pm
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I am just caulking the shower and thought I would share. Enjoy.

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