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Well, I don't know if that was such a smart title but what the hell... I am not really sure where to begin or where this blog will take me.
I guess I should start with a little more about myself than I put on my profile. I like to put my thoughts to paper so to speak and at times I a sure I will offend. But I don't really care, opinions are like assholes and everyone has one.
With that said I welcome any and all comments just remember that I have the right to return comment and most likely will.
I have been told that I am passionate, quirky, loving and funny and oh yeah moody. Am I well to find out you will have to get to know me. I am real and if you don't think so well then move on sucka your wasting me time. Alot of the times my blogs will be about my life activities, especially sex but occasionally I may blog about something like I don't know erotica. I am a very sexual person and I am not ashamed of that, if I were why would I be on "The World's Largest Sex..." you get the picture. Oh and also, although I don't know why I am wasting my time because the assholes usually don't read blogs, but if I am not interested that means I AM NOT INTERESTED!!!!
I look forward to meeting some fun people here and hope i won't be disappointed.
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Thick women
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Posted:Mar 9, 2012 4:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2012 1:32 pm
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Thick Girls Don't Turn Heads We Break Necks...
Ok guys what do you think of thick women...
Yes,no,maybe?
I ask because I am obviously of the thick proportion and I used to think it would deter men. NOT!!!!
So guys do you go for the "reubenesque"women? Do you know what attracts to you to thick women? Or is it because you see past the body type?
Spill it!
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The green eyed monster
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Posted:Mar 2, 2012 5:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2012 5:54 pm
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Oh how appropriate that I should have green eyes!!! My green eyed monster reared its ugly head today! Thankfully I was able to keep it under control...
I just hate this side of me, I feel that jealousy comes from insecurity and that is something that really bothers me.
So now on to my tale, I am still seeing and talking to my ex, as I have posted previously. He is insanely jealous of my "friends/lovers" and he is not very subtle about it. My thoughts on it... "Get over it! You hurt me not the other way around."
Well today I got a taste of my own medicine! It didn't taste very good... The way I felt when he told me what he did, really surprised me. I guess I didn't realize my feelings for him still ran so deep.We were talking today and he said he had a booty call last nite and I just felt my heart sink. Of course he has no clue... But just the thought that he was with someone else was enough to set me off. I wanted to say to him well I guess you don't need me anymore but I let it go.
Besides how can I be jealous and upset when I have been seeing someone for almost a month now! Geez I guess I can be an irrational female!
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ONLY A MAN!!!
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Posted:Feb 27, 2012 7:00 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2012 2:29 pm
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OMG! I have to share this! I laughed so hard my eyes were tearing!!!
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.
The directions said that:
A one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
A two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
A three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
One note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
· My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!
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Moving
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Posted:Feb 27, 2012 6:29 am
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2012 1:04 pm
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[COLOROhhh how I lament the day! Ok so I moved. Err am still moving lol!
Its funny I hate moving, but I seem to have a pattern where I move every 4 yrs. I don't know if I truly hate it or if its just certain aspects of it that I despise.
Although... This move has been quite the adventure! As I mentioned in my past post I have met some wonderful people (from here) who have come the rescue of a Damsel in distress! Ok, fine I would have moved everything myself! But, having the wonderful, sexy help I had makes it all the more fun! These two men have been supportive and helpful through out the whole mess and its not over folks! Next week I should be in and hopefully unpacked.
So back to moving, the past two moves it seems that I have moved into smaller places with more restrictions grrrr. This one is another local move on 6 miles away but alas a smaller place! One of my movers, err friends said its cozy.I said fuck that its a closet. Ok, ok enough of the whining. Its a nice place I am just being a princess...
For me moving is not only a physical stresser but a mental one as well! As someone has said to me on several occasions, "your mind doesn't shut off" and he is right! I will be laying down to sleep and I start making lists of what I have to do the next day to get everything moved and unpacked in the new place.
All bitching aside, this has been one of the easiest moves I have had, I think because I had time to move things a little at a time and didn't have to pack all at once (which is the way I would have chosen but with my I need to keep him stable).
I usually start packing 2 months in advance, anything I don't need or won't need to those two months gets packed! By the time we are a week away from moving, I pack everything and go to plastic cups and paper plates!
So now that I have rambled through a page of nonsense, tell me how have your moves gone? Good, bad, indifferent? Have any suggestions or horror stories? BTW I may be moving again in a few months... I know I'm nuts! But ya'll love me anyway hahaha!
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Thank you
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Posted:Feb 16, 2012 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2012 5:33 pm
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This may be premature but I wanted to say thank you to a few people, they know who they are so I won't embarrass them by calling them out here.
But...
I have to say that From the start of the holidays in November til now I truly feel blessed by the people I have in my life. Things have changed for me since then, and even though I have had some drama thrown my way I was able to ride the storm because of the wonderful caring people that have come into my life lately!
Thank you all I love you so much!
I couldn't have made it without you, and I will always remember the things you did for me!
You are part of the reason I am happy!
Thank you!
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Valentine's Day and my birthday
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Posted:Feb 16, 2012 5:16 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2012 9:25 pm
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Many of you may not know my birthday is the day AFTER Valentine's Day, Feb 15th. So I kina get the double whammy when I am unattached. (well most of the time)
I used to be well um rather ANTI Valentine's Day. I don't like how commercialized it has become like other holidays But not this year!
This was AMAZING! I am not one for material things but I did get flowers for Valentine's Day and dinner. Two different guys, hahaha!The flowers came from a sweetheart of a man that I actually met here. We are just friends, that's the way we both want it. But he treats me as good if not better than most of the men I dated! Go figure!The dinner was from my ex boyfriend haha. Confused read my previous post about going back.
For my birthday I got to see a few of my favorite bands perform at the Pepsi Center. (Thanks to my , she got me the tickets as a Christmas gift) The seats were in the upper level but we were almost center stage. What an incredible nite!
So folks how was your VD? Was is fun and exciting, just so so, are you glad you don't have to worry about it for another year?
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Small world!
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Posted:Feb 4, 2012 4:08 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 11:09 pm
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OMG what a small world it is indeed!!!! I just found out my old neighbor is on this site! Hahahaha! Did I mention he is hot?
We started talking today and I asked some questions and we realized we used to live across the hall from each other!
He actually still lives near so we are planning on meeting up and having fun! Hopefully this will work out and I will only have to walk across the street for some fun hehe!
More later.
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Chance encounters
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Posted:Feb 4, 2012 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2012 3:45 pm
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While recently trolling this site I noticed a few familar faces.Yes faces that I have seen on other sites or met in "vanilla" situations.
It made me start to think...
Have you ever run into or seen someone you met, viewed,flirted with on this site on another "vanilla" site or in public. How did you react?
The latest I have seen was someone who is a "friend" of a "friend" on this site. I saw her on my ex b/f's page on a "vanilla" site and thought she looked familiar lol! Boy was I surprised!
I will not let her "cat out of the bag" I respect people's privacy and expect the same.
I have in the past run into people where I work and when this has happened I act as if I don't know who they are... Only out of consideration for them and self preservation for myself. As open as I try to be with the lifestyle unfortunately society has prevented me from fully "coming out!"
I do have a very sexy "friend" who comes to see me at work when he has to shop and when he does I take a break to go out and talk with him. The first time he did this I got bombarded by the women I work with who saw him. They all had questions of course. That was a tricky Q & A to say the least!
I have also had guys come in looking for me unannounced! That is a NO NO!!!! I took one guy out of the store and ripped him a new one for that! That is one of my rules do not come to my place of employment unannounced! You may get a nasty surprise!
I think I may have run into some people outside of work in a vanilla situation but couldn't place them too.
I think it would fun to meet someone at their place, a chance encounter of course and have spontaneous sex. (My job requires me to leave work and go out to sites for inspections.)That would be hot... (ok so I'm horny and getting off subject)
Soooo, have you ever run into someone from the lifestyle outside of the lifestyle setting? Was it awkward, interesting,scary?
How did you react?
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Funny thing...
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Posted:Jan 31, 2012 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2012 11:41 am
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Funny thing I learned about this site over the years is the more active I am the more freedom they give me even though I am a standard member.
But when my activity wanes they tend to cut me off to things and expect me to upgrade to a paying member. WRONG! Not gonna happen! Maybe not ever!
I don't get enough pleasure and enjoyment to make me want to get a paid membership.Sorry folks you just don't blow enough air up my skirt for me to do it...
I think this site needs to free up some of the perks and perhaps look for more advertisers. This sites instant messenger is the worst I have seen, when I try to chat I get cut off, lose the person I am trying to talk to and not to mention get bombarded with guys and couples looking for a one time deal! Allowing me to view profiles is nice cutting me off go ahead. I will still not pay. Perhaps I should turn my paying friends from this site on to a different less restrictive site?
What do you think? Do you think that this site needs to loosen the reigns a bit or they should stay the same because of the people who do pay? And paying members what makes you want to pay? Is it being able to make first contact? Viewing profiles? Please tell me what it is I am missing? Especially as a single bi female...
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I'm a Unicorn
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Posted:Jan 19, 2012 1:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2012 3:55 pm
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I'm a unicorn...
Those that are familiar with the term know that I am not referring to the usually beautiful white with a horn sticking out of its forehead. But of the single, bi, female.
I am bi, I do love women! But I am not here for other's entertainment. I am here for mine. I often get emails from couples asking me to be the girl's "first" at times I am ok with that but please don't think that I am for hire so to speak.
We are unicorns for a reason. Just like couples have an aversion to single guys bugging them Unicorn's have the same for couples who seem to think we exist only to fulfill their fantasies.
I also do not have a girlfriend in my back pocket that materializes when when a guy finds out I am bi. We do not run in packs, that's silly that's why we are called unicorns!
We are rare and hard to find! We also need to be treated with care and coveted not used for exploitation.
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My Boyfriend's back!
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Posted:Jan 13, 2012 7:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2012 5:23 pm
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Not really lol just talking. I am too concerned about being hurt again. That should be a major red flag! hahaha
So my question today folks...
Have you ever taken someone back? How did it go? Did it last or crash and burn?
I have taken one person back in my life, that was my 2nd husband. We were together for almost 20 yrs cumulatively. We were together for 3 yrs before we got married,got divorced after 6 yrs and got back together the same year we divorced and were together for another 6yrs.
He annoys me now, he is very passive aggressive towards me and probably prior to our divorce I was just so in love I didn't see it.
So tell me... Have you ever taken someone back? Spill it folks!
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Sex and Age
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Posted:Jan 12, 2012 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2012 5:27 pm
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Do you have an age limit on the people you will have sex with? What about a relationship?
How much does age play a part in either of these situations?
We know that younger people have a lot of energy but is that enough?
Doesn't experience take a part in this?
I have a 21yr old at work who has a crush on me. I told someone and they told me to go for it! I thought are you out of your freaking mind? Don't get me wrong my last b/f is 26... But for some reason 21 just seems to be over stepping some invisible boundary. Am I wrong for shutting him down? Should I just pursue him, have my way with him and cut him loose?
My biggest fear with relationships is that I am not willing or able to have any more . I often wonder if that is why me and my ex husband didn't work out. Although he said he was ok it was something that I always thought loomed in the back of his mind.
With a younger guy would that be an issue too? With my "cub" sex was great but I have had just as amazing sex with a guy closer to my age.
I know i am probably rambling and not making any sense but things just got more confusing... My cub has come back into my life and muddled things.
So what are your thoughts? Is age a major factor for sex and/or a relationship?
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Olfactory and other senses
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Posted:Jan 10, 2012 4:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2012 4:57 pm
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While driving home tonite I caught a whiff of ummm horses or cows lol!
Ewww ok you say... Well it made me think of some of the things that turn me on... Smells and such.
I have a very keen sense of smell so I can be attacked by certain smells or turned on.
One of these smells that turns me on is the smell or horses and cows lol! I know your thinking she is NUTS! CERTIFIABLE!!!!
But it is true!Also on the list... Alfalpha hay and straw... I guess that is why I have such an affinity for cowboys hehehe.
Speaking of cowboys, another one for me is leather, I love the smell of leather! And are you ready...
I get turned on by the smell of a sweaty body, I am not talking about body odor. There is a big difference between the two!!!
Sweaty is when a guy is truly sweating from working out or just working in the sun or heat. Nothing like having a guy come up to me with a sweaty chest and grabbing me close and kissing me deeply!
Oh the best is when he is sweating from a nice round of hot sex! You can smell his deodorant mixing in with smell of the sweat. Oh my!!!
Another one of my kinks is dirty hands, but not just dirty greasy as in working on a car grease! OMG touch me those greasy hands! Touch my face, my tits my thighs! Holy hell!And again the smell! Fuck me in a garage and see what happens to me.
I also love when a guy smells fresh and clean or has nice cologne!
I have been know to walk past a guy, turn around and walk past him again just so I can smell him. I have also been so bold as to ask a guy if I could smell him and literally sniffed at his neck...
Ok now that I have myself all hot and bothered, what scents and smells turn you on? Don't hold back! 
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