nice...aww dammit!
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Posted:Oct 25, 2012 9:59 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 7:01 pm
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Have you ever got an email that was so awesome you just had to run and look at the person's profile ONLY to find out that you're not attracted to them? DAMMITALL.
Sucks majorly! I got one of those last week. The words that came to my mind were "Finally, someone who gets it!" It was a REALLY sexy email. Then I thought about it...
What if this lady is a sexual goddess? You know-the opposite of the ones who just lay there and want you to do all the work... Could you close your eyes and fumble through it? How important is physical attraction to u?
Most profiles on here, I can find a great quality in a woman that Im NOT interested in like eyes, intelligence, sense of sarcasm, a kind heart... there's usually something. I try really hard not to rely solely on physical attraction, because lets face it, looks fade right? Everyone gets ugly eventually.
But in this case, I dunno if I could honestly get past it. I have this horrid visual needing the lights off during sex or the dick may shriek in fear.... sad but true. THINK about that the next time a guy stays he needs to have the lights off..
I'm frustrated.. I hate feeling this way, Left hanging. confused on what to do. I thought the days of letting the dick make the decisions were over. Do i meet that person, and just mentally picture someone else with my eyes tightly shut? Am I doing me or her a disservice? WHENS the last time I had good sex? LOL
Maybe I'll just keep it onscreen. That way the dick cant put me in compromising positions...
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How i ALMOST lost my virginity...
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Posted:Oct 15, 2012 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2012 5:00 pm
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It was a wet rainy afternoon. I was in 10th grade. I had just got a car, and suddenly i was "THAT dude with a car".
A girl I've known she had a crush on me for the previous 2 yrs would always leave notes on my car(you remember notes..where they were folded into footballs, or chinese throwing star shapes).
I always had 3-4 ppl with me.. or HONESTLY, I was always taking 3-4 people home, but one day they weren't at school. I get to my car at 330 and the girl thats crushing on me is sitting on my bumper and asked for a ride home.
It was a 15minute drive NORMALLY, but I think THAT day it took 2-3hours. As it got darker, her touching my hand while driving went to touching my leg, then eventually massaging the LOWER head.
Since I was in a fog (long head massages can do that to me) I didnt no where we ended up. But I do know she was sitting in my lap in the backseat and her skirt was riding high. I thought to myself, (its gonna happen!!)
But i looked out the window and see a lighted sign. Words under the sign was "God is everywhere"
Yep! I was seconds away from sliding into my first vagina... while parked in a Church Parking lot.
All those years in Church i guess kept bothering with my self conscious. I told her I couldnt do it in a church parking lot. My mom was home, her dad and 2 brothers were home, so the night would end with me STILL being a virgin.
That was as close to sex as we ever got. But as a consolation, she told her friends about how hard and phat the dick was. So at least I wore my virginity proudly 
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Linc is NOT everyone's taste..
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Posted:Sep 23, 2012 6:49 am
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2012 12:40 pm
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We all like what we like.
I got an email the other day from a womman who found my profile interesting. I checked hers out, and while I liked what I saw, I noticed she mentioned caucasian men being a priority. Enough that I could tell it was a Big Deal for her. So, I wrote back and sent some more pictures and told her us black guys may be missing out.
A few days later she wrote back and said....well....maybe she wasn't as attracted as she thought, but she still wouldn't mind talking.
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And you know what? That's ok with me. I don't expect every woman to find me attractive any more than I find every woman attractive. I really think there's someone for (nearly) everyone. I have to laugh, I once had a girlfriend who thought I was too thin...although I was around the same weight I am now. She liked something to hold onto. We're all attracted to different things, and that's what makes us all unique.
I think the important thing to remember is that no matter what you look like, love yourself. If you don't like something you may want to work on changing it.....but sometimes that's not possible. Love yourself anyway. You're a unique individual, and somebody out there likes YOUR unique characteristics.
Now go find them!
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Older sex vs younger sex
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Posted:Sep 21, 2012 9:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:36 am
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I know this doesnt apply to everyone, but I noticed something about sex. RARELY it stays good. Either its good when your younger, or when you get older, then trails off...
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I knew was young and a virgin, I thought slamming it in fast n hard, also with my dick size, I could please a woman.
I thought biting on the ear would make a woman want to have sex (you know how boys locker room talk goes..)
I thought women could be satisfied with just sticking my dick in them...
But I know the truth know.
I know now
In my years of research, I found out alot of things I knew or was told was either WRONG, OLD, or URBAN LEGEND. (Vaginas have teeth? Really?)
Its not just about Dick size (though it helps)
Its about PACING, not just thrusting like The Flash from "The Justice League"
Its about listening for moans/changes in breathing.
Its not about biting her ear, its having a good sense of touch..
Its about being diverse in knowing ways to please a woman, with fingers, tongue, a nice smack on the ass.
Now, I don't claim to be 'amazing' in bed. Nor will you ever hear me utter the words, "I promise you won't be disappointed". All I know is that I'm better in bed than I used to be because I'm more comfortable with making YOU the center of attention. And isnt that why we are on here.. LOL
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Have a Swell Friday
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Posted:Aug 17, 2012 10:45 am
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2012 3:53 pm
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Couldn't find anything interesting to say this fine day, but I figured perhaps one of my iPhone beauties may convey the message. Feel free to leave any comments, or "nice picture" statements!
Have a nice day!
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Gaze into the distance
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Posted:Aug 2, 2012 12:14 am
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2012 12:48 pm
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(Yes this is purposely done to look like this with my Iphone Camera)
This is a picture blog. Look at the picture and say the first thing that comes to mind.
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A.F.F's Finest Asshole of the month July 2012
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Posted:Jul 20, 2012 4:50 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:38 am
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(headbang)
There was a person who looked at my profile every other day for 1-2weeks... Even left a few winks. Im thinking its a woman who cant initiate contact, but would like to talk So after sending a short message:
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> To: lovestosmile23>
Date: Jun 14, 2012 10:01 AM CDT
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See anything worth while on my page? lol
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> > To: Linc1912
> > Date: Jun 14, 2012 8:09 pm PST
Yours made me smile more than any profile I've read so far, bar none. I'm totally on the same page... except I'm a skinny mini, so no big chest, butt or hips anymore.
Unfortunately I'm a typical Wisconsin white girl & am not into black guys. (See PEOPLE, I TOLD YOU, ITS A WISCONSIN FEMALE THING, NOT ME!!) I'm so sorry. But it's just NOT happening.
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[...OK..Im pretty confused, annoying, and confused at this point..]
Jul 18, 2012 4:28 PM CDT
So...Basically, you kept looking at my profile... because it was entertaining. However, you are looking for a FWB/a friend you can see, just as long as he's not black ..and your a..."Typical wisc. white girl..?"..ok.
[I]Next email comes says "I prefer local relationships..." Being in the same city, not sure how much closer one needs to be.
Another one for the Ignore pile.
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What women want...?
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Posted:Jun 28, 2012 9:45 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2012 8:35 am
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I read the phrase:
LOOKING FOR FUN ONLY NOTHING SERIOUS!
Not looking for just a hook up either!
I can only imagine the outrageous emails/offers/indescent proposals/drive by Dick offers women get on here. I know alot DONT read profiles because, hey- shes got a HOT picture, let me send her a message and hope for the best!
But those that do read profiles, and like what we hear (And enjoy the women who can have complete thoughts and desires)we often get confused on
LOOKING 4 FUN ONLY NOTHIN SERIOUS Not looking 4 just a hook up either
I guess I get caught up in the "strings."
Looking for fun..(sex)
not serious.. (wont turn into a relationship)
Not just 4 a hook up (meaning not just sex)
It just seems like an oxy moron.. NOT just for hooking up, yet NOTHING serious.
Its cool women know what they want, and VOICE their desires, but it seems another phrase would be better. A less confusing one. Few times ive emailed women and asked them, what EXACTLY do they want. What they say makes sense, when they dont use that VAGUE stuff. I think my term;
"Looking for a sexual friendship with one woman"
I think it says what I want without confusing anyone. Heaven forbid a friendship develops between the genders here..lol
Well the Sexes EVER get it together on here??
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Confused on what women say/want
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Posted:Jun 15, 2012 7:50 am
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2012 6:12 pm
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So I took time off from this site for about a few weeks. I came back yesterday (for those who missed my smart mouth). So after reading a few blogs from men AND women, it seems one thing is CLEAR: women are hard to follow..lol
A lady will say what she wants. THEN you see her say something totally opposite.
Ladies post on their profile "READ PROFILE FIRST" Pretty easy request- long as their profile is filled out! But ive lost count how many approached me and said "No, i didnt read your profile, but are you into Fisting?
(which it says not interested in on my profile)
OR.. Women say how men NAGG and PLEAD, and HARASS when it comes to "hooking up" asap (i mean who can stand getting the SAME emails that just say, hey, Im horny, wanna fuck?)
BUT if you give them space and not send messages everyday, then they forget who you are, and say "try harder next time...." If I wasnt secure with myself, I would be disappointed in myself...
Yes, that image is how most of us guys look and feel. I've talked to a lady for about 2 weeks, every day or every 1-2 days we traded emails. Then i gave this site a rest, came back and messaged that lady, she said she doesnt remember me, and to email her a picture. Boy we gotta keep the females attention even when we arent talkin to them at the moment!
So does this mean women really WANNA be harrassed? Do we play those GAMES, and ignore her for 2 weeks, then outta the blue message her like we've been friends for the last 10 yrs?!
Either way, I feel even making good impressions on women- we still have an uphill battle ahead of us.
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"Another Mans Trash AINT Always Trash"
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Posted:May 13, 2012 2:50 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2012 6:02 am
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I knew this girl "Ali" since college. She was 29, thick, plump, whatever big girls liked to be called these days.. 40d's,long black hair and a big ass. Wait..I cant stress it enough-girl had a VERY BIG butt! An ass-man's fantasy.
I also knew her man, "Mark". He got with her mostly cuz of her dick suckin skills.
He always said she could suck a man out of a coma. We would sometimes hang out the three of us, and i would secretly be the jealous hater type, so what! I know exactly what to do if that ass was at my disposal. I wondered how long ali would put up with this "head-only" one-sidedness.
Her boy Mark didnt lick the cat,
didnt appreciate the booty,
or didnt like doggie.
Seemed to me, dude was just a SLAVE for head. I know all this cuz Ali didnt mind tellin me about her sexual escapades. Im sure she didnt see me as a threat noway. Mark was 5"6, 160something pounds, while i was taller, over 200lbs, and of the "darker persuasion". As much as id get turned on, i made sure to never cross the friendship boundaries, I would just steal long glances of that ass as often as i could.
I got a call real late one nite. It was Ali crying on the other end, telling me she found out Mark was fuckin around with some hairy, skinny chick. I just shook my head... another guy not appreciatin what he's got.. i thought to myself.
So for the next hour or so, we talked about her faithfulness, how she thought they were in love, how he taught her to deep-throat, how to tickle the balls etc. etc. I tried as best as i could to be understanding, but you know me---I let it all slip out....
...That i never really cared for him, how i thought he wasnt good enough for her, how it was a fuckin CRIME that he didnt take advantage of that A-1 ass of hers..
She started to laugh. Atleast it stopped her from crying I thought.
Next few min, i figured she would be ok to end the conversation, so i could go back to sleep! She said she appreciated me listening to her go on and on. I said im a friend, and thats what we do. She said one last favor she needed is for me to come over, because she wasnt ready to be alone yet. That kinda made me wonder...
So i got dressed, and went to her place. Figured might as well get something to eat while im over there,since im already up. Rite?!
Ali greeted me at the door with a red-eyes, but a grin. My jaw about hit the ground when i saw her in this white nightie that was barely holdin that booty of hers. She pulled me in since i was frozen in my steps at wat she had on. She led me to the couch, letting me get an EXCELLENT view of those cheeks that have been in my head for YEARS.
She told me how deep down she felt used for her oral skills, but wanted to think otherwise. I wasnt gonna point fingers, mostly cuz i was trying to fight off the hard on that was forming. Man this was new to me. Here i am, sitting on her couch, freshly single, and shes sitting in this white lingerie thing... i had to slap my forehead to make sure i wasnt in dreamland.
"You ok?"
"Im good. Just had to slap my head cuz im still tired." Dont even know if she bought that excuse or not.
For about 40 minutes, we sat there starin at some informerical on tv, when she leaned over the table and grabbed the remote. Like an instinct, my eyes gravitated to this generous amount of ass placed before me like a platter! I had to FIGHT the urge to grabb it. Self-control can only last for so long...
She flipped the TV off, and put her head on my chest. Few minutes later felt her hand rest on my thigh. No amount of "hoping" was gonna hide my half hard pipe..
Being still as my leg TRIED to be, i watched her hand move upward. Soon as her hand hit Paydirt, her hand closed around it quick! She must have assumed it was gonna run or something. Something in me wanted to make a comment, but its hard to do when all the blood rushes from your body and into one part.
So im looking down and seeing this hand wrapp around my bulge, stroking it slow like its her long lost friend.
"Dont feel like your wearing underwear under these shorts," she said lightly.
"Guess i forgot."
"Right..."
Im thinking im glad I forgot the underwear at home, cuz by now they would be KILLING me with all this friction!
Few minutes more of this friction and i knew i was gonna make a mess allover the place. Right on cue, she reached into my waistbandand pulled it out, and went back to her stroking. I had to admitt, her white hand on me looked good as hell.
"So how long have you been keeping this thing hidden from me?"
"years!!!"
Im surprised i even got that word out, since i was still in shock.
"I think i always knew, but the fact that you respected my relationship with mark, and let me fall on my face, says something about your character."
"I KNOW your not gonna bring up his name NOW?!?!
Could feel the dick startin to pulse...
"Nooo. That will be the last time, I promise."
And ya know she kept her word. Eight Months later, the only name she says at those early morning hours is mine.
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Again?!
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Posted:May 10, 2012 11:43 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2012 11:22 pm
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Updated and re posted... for those that missed it and for those questions I KEEP getting in email...
Yes. I've never came from blow jobs
Yes. Ive been on this site for a long time
Yes. Id like to see a face picture!
Yes. I love women who have intelligence and speak their minds.
Yes. I do meet people
Yes. I am picky about my friends
Yes. I like white women
Yes. I have morals!
Yes. I have a car that actually runs.
Yes. I have a life OUTSIDE this site
Yes. I am a drama free zone
Yes. I can be a asshole
Yes. I can be fun
Yes. I like big Butts and I can not lie
Yes. I like to give foreplay
Yes. I'm into sports
Yes. I drinks socially
Yes. My blog is kinda smartass'd
Yes. If I say Im not interested
means NOT interested
No. I dont get 100 emails a day
No. Im not into letting your man/hubby/fuck buddy suck my dick
No. I don't have a problem with Mature women..
No. I have never CUCKHOLD(Held?) a white husband before.
No. I dont want a B.J. from you, in order to get to your wife
No. I dont have girlfriends.
No. "The Myth" isnt always true.
No. Not interested if your profile says "prefer not to say"alot
No. I am not interested seeing Gay male porn.
No. I do not have a Pager.
No. I do not like to be called N***** in bed.
No. I dont have any action shots to send you
NO. I will NOT meet you unless I see a picture.
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Let's ask SIRI
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Posted:May 9, 2012 9:43 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2012 9:42 pm
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"Siri- What's the meaning of life?"
"Try being nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations"
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So your saying a COMPUTER knows this, but Humans dont? Artificial intelligence at its best..lol
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