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The Starbucks Sickness!
Posted:Apr 24, 2015 7:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:40 am
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There is about 5-6 starbucks that i know of in my city. I go to the same one off and on when I want to sit with my laptop and people watch while i surf off the wi fi. One Saturday morning i counted about 35 people patiently waiting in line for their iced coffee.
or cookie.
or smoothie
or croissant.



I saw a lady complain how starbucks was taking her life over since she downloaded the app on her phone and it was SUPER easy to refill her Starbucks card. (Gotta get her stars). Then while standing in line for friends, people will drink their bounty and savor every precious hot yet cold...? mouthful of Goodness. Then maybe they will come back in a few hours to get another shot of coffee gold. Any where else and we would consider it a drug habit.
Is it a drug?
something some people just can not stay away from?

Now came a group of like 6 girls with their Jr high jackets on who dont look older than 15,coming in for their morning FIX before school.

I'm not a big coffee drinker, so i really cant understand this sickness that goes with all the Starbucks. (Ok, i did give a Starbucks card for Xmas few yrs back, and she went through that $70 card within DAYS) I'm good with the gas station swill for $1.02 when i have to try n stay awake for long drives. Just add sugar, and more sugar, and im good to go! I told my friend that and she wrinkled her nose up at the thought of "cheap, plain" gas station coffee.
Didn't know i had commit such a HEINOUS act....

Maybe what ill do one day is come in here with a cup of DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS coffee, and see the entire place get turned upside down!

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Why do I like older woman.. Do they like me?
Posted:Apr 23, 2015 9:02 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2016 10:52 am
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I think Wonder Woman was my first crush in the 1980s.
Tall, throw guys around, didnt take nonsense from anyone, and looked pretty while doing so. The flowing dark hair...sorry. off topic.

The few that I have met on here were always older. There is just something that is super hot about an older woman who knows what she wants in a partner and will VOICE her interests. (Last thing we need in bed is an ill placed "not into that") There was no feeling of taking advantage on either side. We both know what we were doing, and had the same goal: to cum. Although most of those had the goal of THEM cumming.. me? not so much.

I like the way an older women has confidence in herself. Nothing makes a dick more flaccid than a woman who doubts herself in bed. That kind of baggage isnt tolerated by a woman- I doubt hearing what you last lover didnt like in bed will insight a good timed AWWW...lol
Would a woman give best efforts to a man who doubted his sexual skill in bed? Of course not, not only would he LOSE a second chance with her, but she may even take PITY on him. PITY IS ONE THING A MAN NEVER WANTS FROM A WOMAN.

One of the best meetings I had was with a woman who spoke with intelligence, and just a hint of sarcasm. By the end of the date, her words of "if you'If you're up to the task of pleasing me" became the sexual verbal foreplay that I needed to bring my A game.

Do the older women like me? I assume so. Only a FOOL fakes orgasms with a man who's main goal is for you to cum, and cum hard, and cum multiple times. Use me as you wish, Im at your disposal!

I've never got that feeling from younger. I'd just chalked it up to inexperience, or not sure what they want.
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The Secret Hornys a wedding brings to a single guy
Posted:Apr 21, 2015 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:40 am
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I have gone to 3-4 weddings in my life.

Friend of the groom at a few,
friend of the bride at others.

I had a date for 1 of them. Bribed her with a dinner in the future. It was a long, successful proceeding. Saw old friends, congratulated the couple.

Go to the reception. Have fun, watch people drink, get rowdy, and eat cake. Then later back at the room. My god why is my dick so hard. 2 Bed hotel room because sex was not implied.
But eventually the throbbing dick is hard to conceal and end up having frenzied sex where her climax just urges me on to fuck deeper, harder, and repeated. Weeks later, my wedding date is like DAMN you u were like a machine that one night.

Apparently weddings/receptions bring out SUPER LUSTFULNESS. I don't have a clue to the why, but I'm looking forward to the next wedding im invited to. Anyone want to be my date?
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Giving younger girls a second attempt
Posted:Apr 21, 2015 11:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:40 am
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** This was NOT a VisionPersonals.com meet**

Keep in mind, the comments in GREEN are what my inner smartass was thinking.

Your 26? wow, I really cant remember the last time I was with a younger girl..
Yes I remember, I just try to block it out

Your tired of men who have Erectile Problems? That's sad to hear
Meaning your idea of older men must stay around 55yrs old and up!

So do you think you can keep up with me old man? I don't need a 3 minute chump!
Scoffs, no this punk didnt...

Fast Forward 2 hours later....

WOW, I' never thought fucking an older guy could be so good!
She calls me old one more time...

The moral: women... Stop labeling based on age.
The End
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Social Experiement: Race vs Treated respectfully
Posted:Apr 13, 2015 12:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2015 3:08 pm
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Someone outside of my state gave me an idea for another social experiment.

The idea was to find a fake WHITE dick pic. And then add it to a profile that was very inconsiderate and gave the overview that HIS needs come first.

And I named the profile THICK WHITE PACKAGE.

The content had something along the lines of:

30's male looking for a female to suck dick til i cum...
I do not reciprocate. I like to fuck while your on your back.
I'll cum on your face, tits or hair. Looking to thrust til i shoot.
Condoms optional depending on your choice


[I wanted to pick something that would POSSIBLY ruffle the feathers of women reading the profile]

In the 6-7 days I had the ad up. I had about 17 responses. Some were from Trannies, and crossdressers, but most were white women who said they were VERY interested, and asked for my number, and some even gave me theirs..

17 responses.
In about a week. Thats about 2.5 responses per day.

---------------------------------------

After 1-2 days of it attention dying down, I RE submit the profile. THIS time, I DELETE the word WHITE in the profile title..and put in the word BLACK so it reads;

THICK BLACK PACKAGE

Removed the white dick photo
Leave the rest of the profile EXACTLY the same.

I post the ad for 7 days. When i came back to it..Z E R O response.
I post for another 7 days so its at 14 days total, and come back to it, and there's ONE response!

I open the response and it just has one word. "Typical".
I had to laugh.

So what do the results tell YOU?


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White women's burden..lol
Posted:Apr 4, 2015 5:00 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:40 am
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I read this on a website, some of it is true, some of it is sad. All comes down to better decisions.

A white women from Georgia says the black men who approach her are uneducated losers. She also says the women in her area are so desperate to have a black man, they put up with anything. She said the men don’t work and the white women literally take care of their every need, all for the sake of having a black man on their arm. says this white woman’s video proves that her “18 Reasons White Women Date Black Men” are right and exact. This is a continuation from the post titled “Is This True? 18 Reasons White Women Date Black Men“. After you read that post, you will understand how the two tie together.

Here’s a brief preview of what the white woman says in her video:

“Race is a big issue here is Georgia. I’m going to be talking to the white women here. Not in a judgmental standpoint, but from a lot of things that I’ve seen.

I dated black guy all of my life. I’ve never been with a white guy. I wouldn’t say it’s by choice. From having a black boyfriend in high school, I was called a . White men looked at me differently. It scared me away from white guys. I’m never approached by white guys.

I’m approached by black men everyday. It’s a different type of caliber of black men because I know there are great black men out there, educated, professional, but I don’t get approached by those ones.

One thing that hurts me is that there are a lot of white women that are putting up with anything just to say they have a black man. I hate to see that.

If this is you, it’s probably going to piss you off that I’m going to say it. But the truth hurts…

There are so many white women out here that are so eager to date a black men that they will let these men drive their car, live in their house for free, swipe their credit card, treat them like crap, just to say they have a fine black man. I would much rather be single than to have to pay for a man. If you’re going to spend your money on a man, I wouldn’t do it on a loser.

They go on these dating websites, they find white girls that are mostly fat with low self esteem. The black man will call them thick. That’s the new word. If you’re fat you’re fat. I’m fat, but I’m fine ass hell.

A lot of them have beautiful mixed babies, but they’re seeing this man that hangs around the house, smokes weed all day, is probably selling drugs out of the house, he’s dropping YOU off at work. He’s driving around all day. You HAD a full tank of gas. He comes to pick you up and hes winking at your girlfriends. You get in the car thinking you got something. You think these girls are envious of you and your fine black man but we’re shaking our heads laughing. We know he just picked you up on empty. You’re about to go to the gas station, swipe your credit card, pump your own gas. At the most, he’s giving you d*** at the end of the day and probably some else too, in your house while you’ve been at work.

…I used to think I had to act a certain way to fit in with black people back in high school. What you think is “black” is not. They [black people] think your mimicking them. They don’t like that shit.

I can’t go to Walmart without getting approached by at least 5 black men. I see some beautiful black women, Latina, Asian, banging bodies, cuter faces and they don’t get approached. But I get approached.

Just because a white girl has a big ass doesn’t mean she wants to take car of you or that she wants to sleep with you. There are a lot of white women that are allowing this. Stop doing that sh*t.

You’re never going to amount to anything in a relationship taking care of a man. You’re never going to be happy. The minute you lose money, he’s gonna be on to the next. And please believe he’s not being faithful to you.

Everyone knows a woman like this in any race.”

For years it’s been a stereotype that only dysfunctional, lazy, insecure black men date white women. There are many other white women with the same complaints.

Should black women beware of men who date interracially? Or is the issue with the women that allow this type of treatment?
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How do ManWhores continue to get women...
Posted:Jan 11, 2015 6:57 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2015 4:27 am
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By DEFINITION:
According to Urban Dictionary dot com, a man- is "someone who repeatedly sleeps with random women indiscriminately without regard to any consequences. Man-whores are mainly found at local pubs, bars, parties, although they can be found anywhere.



Man-whores usually are be easy to spot, like that old man hanging out in the nightclub, trying to pick up young ladies and wearing white dress shoes, or tight HAGGAR pants.

But the new, improved man- wants you to believe he wants to be committed but just hasn't found the right woman to commit to -- yet.

Uh huh...

so he continues to meet, and MEAT women, often times leaving them in confusing, or white substance on their face, bed, or curtains. And time after time, these guys get women, and makes it seem like a never ending supply of women at his disposal.

How does he get away with it?
Magic?
Slip something in your drink?

Here is where the problem lies, and I fully expect to get some flak for this. Women are the reason the man- continues to exist and evolve into the "misunderstood guy who can't commit." You had to have seen the cues. Were you ignoring them? or just didnt care at one point?

Women feed the never-ending addictive cycle. If there were not women around willing to service these men, the man- would cease to exist.
But the issue I am trying to make is these men make it hard for NON Man whores to get women...whether for fun, or relationship.

So, the next time you meet that guy who has no regard for commitment and he says one day he'll meet the woman of his dreams and that maybe you're the one....
Listen to see if he makes the GIGGIGITY GIGGGITY sound that Quagmire makes...


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yes, I have FAKED ORGASMS.
Posted:Jul 8, 2014 10:45 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2016 6:14 pm
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Yes dammit, I said it. Men can fake orgasms.

Sometimes sex is going good. You have her one leg pinned back and you’re just going balls deep, listening her to moan/shrieking her head off. Your dick is like well-oiled, pistoning machine.
In and Out. Out and In.

10mins.
20mins.
30mins
40mins….
41mi---Ok, You can feel the Vag starting to get a little dry. She’s already came 6-7 times or more. You know her legs are probably starting to cramp up from being open and held up for so long.

You MENTALLY communicate with your dick and the dick responds…”No cum.. No cum yet!”

(Did my back just TWEAK?!)

So you resort to the one thing you really HATE doing, but there’s no other way.
You start morning, and thrusting fast, and warn her

IM GONNA CUM!

You start the stupid CUM faces all us men do…and then stop. Throw in a hip shake for good measure.

WHY WOULD A MAN HAVE TO FAKE AN ORGASM?”

Because we have fulfilled our ego stroking task of making you cum hard and multiple times.

Because we have showed you we are NOT a 1min man, or a 2 pump chump.

Because we want to AVOID the conversation that starts with you saying one of these:

“Did I do something wrong?
Am I no longer attractive to you?
Whats wrong with your Dick?

Because we forgot to eat our Wheaties that day & your VAG wore us out. (And ill NEVER admit that to ANYONE)

Because you want to end the date, or day on a good note.

Because you knew you would just thrust n thrust until she gave you the TAP.
(The Tap..commonly known as the gesture a woman does when she wants you to stop thrusting and get off of her.)
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When the Dick wont stay UP
Posted:Jul 5, 2014 8:34 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2015 6:35 pm
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I'd like to say all the excuses a man can say at this point;



Old age,
just need viagra,
"this has never happened to me before"
was tired,
"your just too hot for me babe",
Was thinking about work,
the Chicago Bears game was on,


but sometimes "the truth" just wont come out. The "truth" being, he isnt that attracted to you. I've always said, A HARD DICK IS VERY HONEST. The more turned on I am, the harder my dick will be. Some days, the dick would be NUMB from being so hard...which is a win/win for my partner (smirks)

It sucks sometimes that us men cant turn down sex because the desire for it is so HARDWIRED (see what I did there) into our DNA, that we will sometimes get ourselves in situations we should not be in.

CASE IN POINT:
I met someone on Yahoo a while back. She was.....NOT that attractive to me. She wanted to know how to seduce a man.. so i private messaged her a few tips.

Weeks later she came back and said it worked. So she wanted to take me out to dinner as a gesture of thanks. I DID say
"it wasn't necessary." but she insisted.

SOMEHOW dinner became us saying goodnight at my apt, and then her asking to come in for a min...
then her asking "Show me your cock."

And I'll be honest, during sex, the dick TOTALLY FOUGHT me. It would be hard,
then soft,
then semi hard,
then soft,
then ?!?..lol

I finally had to just stop and tell her...?
"im just too tired." She understood, or so i thought. And after 1-2 attempts by her to come over again, I always had "something else to do."
I think as I am older, I don't have an issue telling the TRUTH, but why is it such a hard thing to do.... to tell Im just not that interested?

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Sexual bucket list
Posted:Jun 10, 2014 5:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2015 1:28 am
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The Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually

Kiss a girl
Have anal
Have a threesome
Engage in group sex
Have phone sex
Masturbate
Use a vibrator
Use a sex toy on someone else
Be tied up
Tie someone up
Have sex in a public space
Be a voyeur and watch others having sex
Sex in a car
Sex in the back of a pickup truck
Sex at a drive-in
Sex for an entire weekend
Mile-high club
Sex with a stranger
One-night stand
Married sex
Sex on a boat
Sex in a body of water
Light spanking
Read erotica with someone
Have sex while shes on the phone
Sex in the shower
Sex standing up against a wall
Sex with no kissing
Sex in the pitch black
Sex on a patio
Sex in the broad daylight
Sex in a tent in the wilderness
Watch porn together
Make her bleed during sex
Watch porn alone
Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
Sex on the beach
Blindfolds
Using ice sexually
Sex in a jacuzzi
Cum from being masterbated
Sexual role play
Whipped cream
lingerie sex
Sex with someone much older
Sex with someone younger (legal!)
Sex in a foreign country
Climax from oral sex
Sex with a mother and separately
Blackmail sex
A longie in the rain
Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
Feather ticklers
Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse
Silent sex in a foyer full of people
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Your place or mine?
Posted:Jun 8, 2014 7:37 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2014 4:49 am
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A crossroads we all come to when we finally find someone who wants to do more then just talk online. After days/weeks of talking, so the question comes;

"Your place or mine?"

Females have to be careful of their safety, so they usually say "I prefer not to go to my place."
Which is cool because who knows if he is a stalker, or worse- MESSY.



But the KICKER IS.. the guy says "I prefer not to play at my place either."

Which everyone knows the only suitable place left is.....?
Hotel.

Suddenly theres a problem.

My thoughts are WHY is it ok NOT to go to her place, but its an ISSUE if his place is not an option? His
honesty,
his TRUE marital status
his living arrangement,
his sanity
are now all being questioned; when they WEREN'T questioned when the female gave her response
.

It seems she if she doesn't get it on her terms, she doesn't want it.
. Thoughts?
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THOSE PHOTOS that are on your phone now..
Posted:Jun 4, 2014 7:26 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2014 8:52 am
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In this century, (and part of the last one)

Our cell phones are our lives. Our address book, our planner, our way of staying connected, all in our pocket. I can't leave a building without feeling my pocket to make sure my trusty i5 is right there.

But What about those photos in your album?


Do you have any photos on there that would make you walk over hot coals, or run across 3 lanes of traffic before showing them to anyone?

I once drove someone back to their house because they left their cell phone at home (their girlfriend was also home) He said he couldn't have them in the same room by themselves..Are you reading this and thinking of the photos thats on YOUR phone right now? Does it make you laugh, or CRINGE, or make you wanna go delete them right quick? I'll admit. I have... some of those on my phone. THANKFULLY, they are in a folder marked UMMM so they can be somewhat safe from those that wanna pick up my phone and wanna look through.

I'm a single guy, so I wont have to panic or jump up and say NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! when someone wants to see my photos. And I use my cell phone as a secondary camera to my big Canon.


I do remember meeting someone once, and every text alert, every phone call, had a DICK as the ID screen. If those are a GLIMPSE of what is on her phone, I will play DUMB and prefer not to see what else is on there...
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40something women: The new 20something
Posted:Jun 3, 2014 7:04 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2014 4:27 am
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I am not sure what has happened to my profile the last 2-3 weeks. But apparently it has been viewed MORE by the 40something year old age bracket. I'm not sure if it was something Ive said, or whatever
But then the 41's, the 44's, the 47's, they all seem to come say hello to me. Sadly most of them are outside of my state,but its certainly nice to be at the enter of their attention. .

I forgot how hot 40somethings can be.
.

The smile of confidence,
the smirk of knowing what they want in bed,
The sense of direction (in bed and in life),
Ready to kick a guy out of bed if he seems clueless,
The snarky comments that can be taken with a grain of salt
The endless dampness of their pussy that needs someone with skill and stamina to satisfy their needs.

Im happy to be worthy of their attention. Now if only I could get their attention in my state, then I could really be happy.
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