Dude-YOU already CONTACTED me!!!
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Posted:Oct 18, 2018 9:23 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2018 2:58 pm
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So here I ,
on a website where the men outnumber women like 100-to-1.
And add the fact that I have been on this site... longer than I would care to say out loud..
Us men tend to sometimes make the mistake of contacting someone we have already tried contacting. (shocking I know)
What can I say? My bad.
Sorry, that when I contacted you few back, you never responded to my message.
But to us men's defense- do you know how many profiles we read/how many messages we send out? (whispers a lot)
The average male here is NOT going to get a response from one person he REALLY wanted to talk to. So he sends another message.
And another.
And another.
Until he gets messages all the ladies he wanted and the winds up back at YOUR profile... looking at your profile going- HMM. Think ill message her...TOTALLY forgetting he already messaged you.
So dont think us men have Alzheimer's- just know that we have had countless messages UNANSWERED and we just forgot about it.
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Is extended sex no longer desirable?
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Posted:Oct 18, 2018 6:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2018 3:50 am
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I remember sex.
Its been a while, but on nice days I remember how sex would go for 1-2 hours. sometimes just GIVING oral would be 45 minutes to an hour.
I wont even mention the time It was like 11p to like 5a. That was a once in a lifetime thing and it was mostly grudge sex and resting inbetween climaxes....
What I see a lot nowadays is men saying
"IF it takes you 30 minutes of thrustin', and you still not CUM, her pussy is trash."
I see this, and I think, ok. You are a speed thruster. thrusting fast for that NUT, and dont give a shit if she cums or not. Not really something worth advertising in my opinion.
Then you see women voice the opinion of;
"I dont even like oral sex.. I want the dick and to cum."
So is this true? Theres no desire for long sexual adventures? no more sex where youre unable to walk to the bathroom afterwards? you just wanna PENETRATE, thrust 13-14 times, then SPLOOGE?
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Polite Convo.. (some are allergic)
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Posted:Oct 3, 2018 2:50 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2018 8:15 am
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For the most part, I like to give what I want.
You want honesty, I want it in return..
You dont want to be bullshitted... me neither.
You want to be FISTED?...ehhh, i'll get back to you on that..
I came here to respect boundaries and look for someone that has a brain and sexuality that I can appreciate. But what I do not understand is there are A LOT of women here who are SEEMINGLY allergic to polite convo/chit chat.
Every profile on here says "Not looking to fuck just anyone.."
"Not looking just total strangers the first night."
"Lets talk and see if theres common interests."
Ok some of us get that, because WE dont want that. Well, some of us do- they just dont want to admit it and ruin their chances of getting laid....
I have read many profiles to gauge personality (or lack thereof) and send messages that say HEY- I liked the Star Wars reference. Ever been to the DARK side?
You know, just trying to start a conversation. And its usually met with women responding like;
"Why are you kissing ass? I know you just want to fuck."
(Yea, I was confused too)
So now im left with a confused brain because what I thought she wanted, she didn't actually want. Now shes pissed, and the dick is semi hard but quickly deflating in total confusion.
I sure wish there was a manual on how to understand women. Even on a sex site.
Think how rich that person would be.
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Why is making a woman cum supposedly so difficult?
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Posted:Sep 29, 2018 11:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2018 2:26 pm
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Im not sure why there are STILL complaints about some men's' inability to make a woman cum? I dont know what goal those men have (Unless its to cum first and extremely fast..lol )
Her climax was always my first goal. Some would say we (I guess men) need to not take sex seriously, but I think those who say that are the ones who are just accepting the fact that they will only cum with their toy, after the guy leaves...
or sit on the dryer,
or go use that shower head that's shaped like a...
Anyway, a good example is someone I met while working in Orlando. We took turns driving there and we mildly flirted once we got there.
Wasn't until a week later, did she want to hang out and possibly do more than flirt. She told me while making out on the couch that she never came during her 5 year marriage.
I took it as a personal challenge.
I made it all about discovery and found a few ways to pleasure her that I knew would lead to a climax. (One way included a spoonful of strawberry jelly)
By the end of the next day, she racked up about 5 climaxes.
I could tell she was now opened to a whole new world of wonder and pleasure!
But seriously wondered how can someone not lose their mind being with a guy who can't make them cum?!
Theres been a few times I didn't cum- yes. But its DIFFERENT. Im all for the long lasting sex, and sometimes they would have to stop because they are getting sore.
So I tell them I want an IOU and let them rest.
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Aggressive women, Dominant women there IS a difference
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Posted:Sep 16, 2018 1:55 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:8 am
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All through history, man has chased women.
For relationships,
for someone to make a sandwich after a blowjob,
or just plain old SEX.
And dont get me wrong, most of us men LOOK for the ones that are sometimes aggressive. Is there something wrong with that? not at all Alittle change of pace is a good thing.
But lately, its been getting hard to differentiate the ones who have an ACTIVE sex drive, and those who just want to.....beat the shit out of us men. Not on THIS site, but out there in the real world.
I remember talking to a woman here many years ago, she said she was looking for a man to be aggressive with. I THOUGHT that meant, looking for a guy that can keep up and isn't the usual one climax girl and out. Letting her talk more, she wanted to know if she can kick me in the balls,
tie me up,
PEG me,
make me suck the tip of her strap on,
whipped (something you shouldn't do to black guys)
So without being judgey, or any of that, I just said no thanks. its not my scene.
So you know, there IS a difference. A sexually aggressive woman- she will grab the dick in an elevator,
text us saying they need the Dick,
wake up at 2am, and stroke the dick with a smirk on her face,
Grab us and pull us into a dark corner and put her tongue down our throat,
You know- things like that to tell us- this lady is as horny as I am, if not more!
But those women are far and few between. Or they are urban legends.
But a man can dream right?
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How you can (seemingly) INCREASE your chances of getting laid on VisionPersonals.com (2018 Man Edition)
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Posted:Jul 1, 2018 2:50 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2018 8:11 am
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I did one of these a while back, I think its about time for a 2018 Update.
-Don’t get attached to one woman on here. They let us know they have PLENTY OF FRIENDS, and committing to just her is just down right selfish!
- Use simple English here. Nothing makes a vagina DRIER, then to use words/phrase that she isn't familiar with. "How dare you try to use pop culture references to get into MY panties!!"
- Fill out EVERYTHING. Because if you leave one area blank, that will be the FIRST PLACE she will go to and wonder what are you trying to hide...Sneaky Bastard
-Round up your height.. because that half inch is never gonna EXCITE HER..
-Dont post pics of you and someone else. That shit can blow up in your face when she finds the OTHER guy more attractive. And secondly- WHY is there another dude in your photos?!? This isn't Fac3book.
- Pick a good, DRIVEABLE area to search. Most likely, the pickings will be slim in YOUR area. So ask yourself how far will you be willing to go without talking yourself out of it..
So consider this if that short haired blonde with 4 teeth and a lazy eye is worth a 40 minute drive…
- Give a realistic radius for what your looking for. Thick, average, SSBBW. Whatever. Stating 18-99 just means youll fuck anything that gets close. That Prisoner approach wont net you anything but probably another dude. You like them Skinny, say so. But dont try to then talk to a size 24 BBW. That's gonna make you look like a hypocrite... or someone trying to increase their weight class...SHRUGS
- Be honest about your sexuality. Would you go BI, just to increase your chances of getting with that long legged Brunette because shes "only" looking for Bi guys?
(Could be a trick- soon as you put that dick in your mouth, she could change her mind...)
-Post a clear photo of your face. (After you wash it of course) Then prepare to change that photo based on profile words..
(i.e shes into beards. Shes into facial hair. Shes NOT into facial hair. likes Baldies- Pretend your in the witness protection program--Mix it up)
- Post NO photos near the toilet, or in a dirty bedroom. You may think its good lighting, but most times they will be looking BEHIND you at the mountain of dirty underwear in the corner, or worse seeing your stiff cum sock next to the night stand..
- Send a message that's atleast a paragraph. Use punctuation. Complete thoughts. Complement if you can. Dont say the fact that her pics give you MASSIVE WOOD. It may be true, but use TACT. Don't give her another excuse to just look at profile without reading.
-Avoid profiles that take swipes at men. Clearly the last guy never made her cum, made her feel used and unimportant. Misandrists are EASY to spot, and no- you wont change her mind
.And she is going to make you beg for a blowjob until the cows come home. Unless you've been married and are accustomed to that- then enjoy!
- Remember this site is a game of NUMBERS. The more emails you SEND, the greater the probability of actually getting a response. I know it would make sense to send an email to ONE woman, but face it- by now you know most DONT read all their emails.. after their box is full- they'll just delete everything and make room for more.
- Never ask how many men they are currently fucking. The answer will both PISS THEMSELVES OFF, and VOID any chance of you being added to the rotation.
- When reading women's profiles. If it doesn't make sense- that's ok. If the profile says shes looking for black dick, but has 43 photos of small, white penises in her mouth/ass/VAG, you will only hurt your brains trying to figure it out.
-Avoid profiles where they have 3-4 photos of the EXACT SAME PHOTO. Usually that means they couldn't find a secondary, or Tertiary angle that was good enough to take a pic of.. (You've been warned)
While results may vary, hopefully you wont log off with a serious case of blue balls.
But then, youll remember you do have an old cantaloupe in the fridge....
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Wheres yer profile photo at?!
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Posted:Jul 1, 2018 1:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:8 am
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How man times have I gone to search box and see so many profiles with NO photos, or get requests from PICLESS profiles.
And it strikes me weird.
Like not owning a smartphone in the year 2018.
Like still using a VHS tape to watch movies.
Like still having an answering machine.
Are these the "fake profiles" that you keep hearing about on here? How someone makes 1-2 profiles in order to keep track of someone on here? Or women who play games and fill the profile with INFO UNAVAILABLE, or other negative info?
Those profiles kinda annoy the hell outta me. Who Knows who these people are-- its probably Donald Trump being and his security staff nosing around looking to see who they can harass.
I understand theres also a certain number of people who are on here under photo less profiles so they DONT GET CAUGHT. I get it, your husband, your wife, your side chick, your girl you only call when its 2am and you have no one to fuck.... but you have to throw us a BONE!!!
You KNOW this site acts upon visual stimuli.
Most of us men know when women say (STIMULATE MY MIND, BEFORE TRYING TO FUCK ME)
is a lie... or else the many men who Approach a woman RESPECTFULLY would get some kind of response instead of just getting a notification that they viewed your profile.
I will ask ONE TIME, for a photo. If you are unwilling to produce a REAL PHOTO (someone once tried to pass themselves off as Shania Twain, but fortunately I wasn't tricked) then all communication stops. For all I know, it could be some ED ASNER looking guy looking for Cock under a Pseudonym.
What do you think? Is a foto on a sex site too much to ask?
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Jokes about men
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Posted:Sep 11, 2016 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:8 am
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Whats the difference between condoms and a man?
(Condoms are no longer thick and insensitive)
What do you give to a man that has everything?
(Penicillin)
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(3. One to screw it in, and 2 to listen to him brag about the screwing part)
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a Gspot?
(A man will actually SEARCH for a golf ball)
How do you keep your man from reading your emails?
(Rename the inbox Instruction Manuals)
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
(Men always miss them)
What do you call a man who wont go down on you?
(You don't!)
How do you scare a man?
(Stand behind him and start throwing rice)
What do men think Mutual Orgasm is?
(An insurance company)
Why are men like commercials?
(you can not believe a word they say)
What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
(A widow)
Whats the difference between a knife and a man who likes to argue?
(The knife has an actual point)
Did you laugh at these?
Possible Smirk?
Remember some of us men can take a joke. Remember this ladies- especially when the female jokes come...
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JUST THE TIP!!
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Posted:Aug 16, 2016 3:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:8 am
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One of the phrases that got USED UP in the late 1990s/early 2000s. Where women were hesitant to have sex, but was still tempted to go to a certain point. You're playing and teasing her to the point where she just looks you in the eyes and says
JUST THE TIP.
I think it was a graduation from Dry humping. Im sure the chaffing stopped once she would give permission for partial penile penetration... (that was TOTALLY unplanned play on words!)
I think what killed that was men was biding their time until the right time to sneak in a couple more inches-- if they had it to spare that is.. ( i have heard small dick stories)
I think 2004? 2005 was the last time it happened to me. My room mate was at work, and i had the house to myself and an old friend came over for dinner. I do not remember what was on TV but it was not important because she moved closer and rested her hand on my thigh.
Which eventually turned into her squeezing my hardness while tung kissing, while tracing her panty line with my fingers. We moved to my bedroom where she whispered in my ear JUST PUT THE TIP IN..
i gladly did as i was told, but i discovered the TIP is all she wanted. She eventually left with only my tip being inside.
I was left feeling strange that i satisfied her, yet i didnt.
Thankfully, a week later, we were in the similar situation and when she asked for JUST THE TIP, something accidental happened...
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Hey black guys- how do you feel when you see the words "Not into blacks"?
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Posted:Mar 16, 2016 5:49 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2018 2:25 am
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I'm sure in most of the brothas on this site have seen this more times than they would prefer. It can be at the end of the profile, or at the end, and it makes you feel just alittle USELESS inside, as you limp onto the next profile.
Usually those who use that phrase hide behind this--> "[B] IT'S JUST MY PREFERENCE".
And i TOTALLY AGREE. We all have our
likes,
our quirks,
kinks,
attractions,
you know- stuff that defines as a person.
Hear what i said? AS A PERSON.
To Exclude an entire race? That just seems like overkill. And most times the TRUTH lays way at the bottom...
Maybe....
Upbringing from older generations, depicting blacks or black men in a less than appealing manner?
Maybe your friend's Bias rubs off onto you..
Has TV or Culture SKEWED your POV into a narrow vision of what is socially appealing, and what isnt..
maybe from Watching Fox news?! lol
Treating individual people as one large group that you COLLECTIVELY reject denies the right to be viewed, or judged as individuals.
Can we just view someone based on THEIR character, and not from the generations of the past, or for something totally NOT their fault?
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