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Look at the JIZZ on her face...
Posted:May 17, 2010 6:27 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2010 7:27 pm
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Guess Im abnormal..

I don't like seeing a pics of a females with a face full of spunk.
cum, jizz, Nutjuice, ejaculate, dick cream. I mean in their right mind wants to put their face that close to a dick as its about to cum. Thats like putting your head near a pistol as it goes off...(which isnt too different that nuttin on a face)

I have never had the desire to jizz in someones face, nose, hair, eyes. It reminds me of something ive mighta seen in the movie GHOSTBUSTERS.

Now i dont see a problem unloading the balls between 2 ample pair of DD's- heck if it gets on her neck and chin, so be it!

In my opinion,theres just too many photos in women's album where the face looks like dunkin donut GLAZE. Put that in a folder called Face Glaze... so when dudes wanna see that, they can PERV to their hearts content.Otherwise, how are we gonna recognize you in public when we meet without the Dicksauce on ya eye lids?!?
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Website flirts against members will.
Posted:Apr 28, 2010 3:44 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 8:35 am
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Do you know this website will display either a
"FLIRT",
or
a "viewed your page"
even though your not even signed on? I have noticed this happening the last couple days where a lady will tell me
" i didnt flirt OR look at your page.. even though it says i did."

Is this website haunted? By members who paid, and died and never got to meet someone? This site is going to great lengths to stir up trouble. So when i get 1-2 flirts or multiple "viewed profile" from someone, ill address them FIRST as " did you leave me a flirt? or did the website do it without you knowing?"

Interesting icebreaker, or it could just be a mistake you might want to ignore. Either way, its quite funny.
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Do women LIKE to look at dick or just lie about it..?
Posted:Apr 13, 2010 3:42 am
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2011 9:00 pm
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I like to read women's profiles. It gives me an idea into their mind. Women like to complain about all the pictures of Dicks that are posted on this site. They say "I don't need to see of your cock (hate that word)."

I'm going venture out and think some DO wanna to know what the dick looks like. I mean, if your going to potentially play with with a guy, you NEED to see it. Men DO lie about what they have, and a photo can give you a better idea.

I see some women on here write that all dicks are the same. But, come on now, that's just not true. My dick isnt the smallest, but then again its not 12" either.

Pictures can be tricky, but its only to give you a visual aid. I know when i ask for ass fotos, it wont be the perfect angle, but itll let me know if she has the size that im interested in! Have you ever opened up a package only to be disappointed? I'm one of those people who's not into surprises. Padded bras, tight tight pants only to find bones and not meat...(shivers)

So, give us guys a break. Some of us have those kinda photos, but we dont make them our MAIN photo. The mystery isnt solved just because you saw the picture.. Its only beginning until you actually get it in your silky smooth hands!
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Love the women who PERV
Posted:Apr 11, 2010 6:39 am
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2011 2:21 pm
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You gotta love the women who perv profiles and never say anything in between.
Is it their way of getting noticed?
do they like what they see?
Are they unabled to leave a message to read?
OR are they just playing games?

Questions us men wrestle with everytime we see someone has looked at the profile more then twice in one week. I think there should be a button that says "push if u like the guy but dont know how to break the ice".... and WINKS arent the same thing. I dont know what purpose WINKS serve. I use to get some, then they would say it was sent on accident.. So i was accidentally winked-hmm.

gotta love the women pervs!
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PUT THE SEX IN SEXSITE
Posted:Aug 17, 2009 9:07 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2010 12:11 am
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WHERE are us men suppose to go that want sex? I've seen over the years how SOME men DO come on strong with the sex, and the women always say "HEY! slow down, Im just here to chat." leaving the guy to cuss her out when his bruised ego limps into the corner.

This was suppose to be a no-brainer. A sex site--. a place to go find and meet like-minded women. But it seems this is another wrong turn in men's quest to find a woman that will think the sun Rises, and Sets in our underwear! This totally supports my theory that men NEED sex, and women just merely want it occasionally. This often leads to men lowering (or down right ABANDONING) their standards and will jump in the sack with anyone who shows interest.

I hope President Obama doesnt forget us men and put some undersexed ( or is it OVERsexed?!) women in the next stimulus package! We could use all the help we can get in our quest for a normal sex life.
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Big girls are Desperate?!?
Posted:Aug 9, 2009 11:53 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2014 2:06 am
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I never knew WHERE this statement came from. Maybe some guys couldn't get laid by a women because she knew she was considered "desperation sex."

Though i am BIAS and have dealt with mostly full figured women, I don't see the truth in big girls being desperate. Whereas you see the barbie girls always looking for the next surgery or cup size to be augmented to. The last couple decades- big girls are IN. Maybe young or mid age WASPS dont want anything to do with them, but hey, more for us i guess.
I once talked to a girl that LOVED yuppy type men, but they didnt love her in return. Her DD's were seen as too much, her hips were a turnoff, and her full thighs disgusting (a guy told her that).

But the black guys that chased her around for months never got more then a hello from her. Ironic how fate works. She likes the white man, but he doesn't want her. The black man wants her, but She didn't want black men.

I dont think big girls are desperate. I think its men that are desperate. The male ego is a fragile thing. You turn us down, we'll make up lies to cover our hurt. Apparently big girls are an easy target.. damn shame.
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Jedi mind Tricks
Posted:May 19, 2009 7:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2011 6:55 am
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You ever talked to someone on here and physically things are compatible but when the conversation goes down a one-way street, you see its all about THEM?!

We need to stop this. No one wants to get trapped down that one way street, especially me!
I was talking to this lady. She read a few sentences of my profile and started emailing. ... Now either she was ignoring my preferences/wants/desires, or she didnt read everything.

So i sent her a copy of ALL my words, and she still spoke about what SHE wanted (would love a 3sum, when it says NO GROUP SEX on my profile)with no regard to my wants. I asked what about the things i liked (the thigh highs, the heels, the slow handjobs,) and said "not her thing". So basically she said the hell with what i wanted, and SAID A black guy isnt gonna turn down pussy when its offered

Once again, I had to be THAT guy to go against the grain..lol

Stop the Jedi mind tricks, you want YOUR needs met, You gotta met OUR needs. Stop thinking the pussy will make us forget our preferences!
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Some women don't know how to treat a guy
Posted:Apr 17, 2009 3:53 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2010 12:09 pm
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I've seen it on here. Men talk to women, women NICELY conveys message of "Not Interested" Man goes off and cusses women out.

I wont try to apologize for men that do that, because that's not my problem, or how I approach women.
BUT we need to make it EVEN on both sides of the court. Women can be just as nasty, vindictive, and childish as men can be.

I had a mature age woman (mature in number, not mental maturity apparently) talk to me for a few months wanting to meet, but i never got the good chemistry vibe. So another woman from her area approached and talked to me, I met her within a month and a half.

The first lady was so pissed off, she called me

Fake,
Male ,
Immature
UGLY..


Now that is a perfect example of how REJECTION goes both ways on this site. I know men can be assholes when you turn down their offers of imtimacy, but let it be known.. women can be just as ASSHOLE-ISH, if not more!

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Wisconsin women here need to stand and be counted
Posted:Mar 31, 2009 8:32 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2011 6:56 am
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So I was nosing through the female profiles on here and saw ALOT of women with all sorts of wants,and desires. Some with all the stars filled in, a good amount of words to read and get a feel for her mentally, and pictures galore!

Then i go back to viewing the wisconsin women (my area) and see alot of
picture-less profiles,
into women only,
2-3 sentences total on the profile
-me fantasies,
Fuck me while my husband flips through the channels
Not into black men (See that one more then id like)
Looking for Sugar Daddies only


All their personal preference and i guess ill have to accept. BUT cant we get some more Wisconsin women to. I know I have standards that alot of women try to condemn me for, but it wouldnt seem like im uppidity of conceited if I found women that were closely matched to what i want. The 2-3 that ive met on here at some point lied about interests just to get what they wanted, leaving me with unfullfilled desires, or just a tired tung, dick, etc.
Women--take the time to fill out your profile. You wonder why your not getting anyone interested in you--there you go. Photos dont have to be X rated, but something is better then nothing.

I propose we get some guys to hold up signs at the entrance of this site like those old "Uncle Sam wants you" signs (but without the drafting) that would read

"Wisconsin men are looking for YOU"

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Responses that only lead to another paysite...
Posted:Mar 31, 2009 8:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2009 8:15 am
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It kills me how when you contact someone, it almost immediately generates a "reply" where you can really get to know them.. IF you go to ANOTHER paysite and look up their name and number and then see what happens.

Isnt this site suppose to catch those trickery people before people with true intentions (like me )get tripped up!? I thought it was kinda fast like 4-5 minutes after i mailed someone that it responded back to me like,


"WOW, Im TOTALLY interested"


Guess the site is too busy TORPEDO'ing emails that have words yahoo,
hotmail,
email me
,
in them so people will have to PAY to contact people. I understand the nature of things. They want $, cuz they know men will pay.. but be alittle less constricting, is all.
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"Fuck me RAW!! "
Posted:Feb 7, 2009 1:57 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2010 4:10 pm
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I've seen alot of women post "wanna get fucked raw". As TEMPTING as that sounds, some of us men are hesitatant to go that route. Women on this site are so STINGY with sexual past, that it should make the dick go.. HMM?

I prefer unprotected when theres a SAFE situation- nothing makes me more content to let a woman feel my thick viens slide against her walls until they feel like sexual "Speed bumps" inside her, but you HAVE to get some background. Once a girl chased me for a year to fuck.. (she was smitten by my face n never saw a dick photo TYVM..lol ) So i decided to see what she was about, despite my better judgement. After POKING for hours about her background, she had over 120 sex partners, and she wasnt even 27 years old!! And of course, she said fucking RAW was her preference... My dick was screaming like a white woman in a horror flick!

just my 2cents.
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Road trips never were this fun (A short Story)
Posted:Jan 26, 2009 3:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2021 6:14 pm
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Long drives didn’t bother me much. I loved to get in a car and just drive, whether I have a destination or not. Annabelle was a friend of my older brother, from the old neighborhood that I kept in touch with over the years. She always needed a ride somewhere, like she was scared to drive herself. I had to head to a get together and she wanted to get to her uncles for her monthly visit. So, one Friday afternoon she and I packed the car and headed out to Toledo.
During the long drive we talked about a lot of things, I noticed how she loves to laugh, and always hides her smiles for some reason. I began to realize she was putting her hand on my leg an awful lot and I started to enjoy this. I guess this was when I noticed she wasn’t the tomboy she was as we grew up.

Annabelle is a long brown curly haired full figured girl. Fake tan, about 5”5 with thick legs and top heavy. I thought for being 31 she looked heavenly. Every time she laughed hard, it would create this jiggly scene in her blouse that I tried to sneak glances at while trying to keep the car on the road.
Im glad I opted to wear my black shorts, it would conceal any stirring around down there. I would catch her looking down at my shorts, smirking when she would get caught. This went on for a while as we drove into the night.

It was almost midnight when I decided I was dead for the night. We found a hotel right off the interstate but they only had a single bed room. Not that I was real broken up about sharing the bed, for whatever my happen! But dammit all, it was a full-size bed and I wanted SPACE. After getting settled in, I changed and got into bed. Annabelle came out of the bathroom and was was wearing a thin t-shirt that was mostly see through, giving a good look at her big nipples. The shirt came down to her knees, but when she bent over to pull back the sheets, I could see her orange boycut panties was losing the battle with her big ass. All kinda horny thoughts flooded my mind watching her plump ass, I just wanted to jump her bones where she stood. But i fought with the dick for control.

Annabelle finally climbed into bed beside me and turned off the light. The bed so warm with her next to me, I felt our bodies touching as we fell asleep. After a couple hours of sleep, I woke and realized I was SPOONING right up against her back with my pipe nestled between her ass cheeks. Then it hit me, Annabelle must have taken off her panties sometime during the night and also released my dick from my boxers. How the hell did I not wake up?!?

I tried not to move, but the thought of her bare ass up against me caused IT to start throbbing on its own. Not moving an inch, I laid there to see what she would do. Within seconds Annabelle pushed back into me and slightly lifted her leg letting me slide further between her ass cheeks and rest at the entrance of her warm slit. She turned her head to face me and saw me hold back this devilish grin. I had to close my eyes and pretend i was sleeping, so I could stop grinning, but her looking right at me didnt help me at all. She pushed back against me and the head rubbed along her clit.

Figured it was a good a time as any, I leaned forward and kissed her neck while I grabbed her hips and pulled her into me. We kissed for several minutes before she rolled over to face me, never breaking our kiss. She tossed her leg over me and raised her self on top of me. Now straddling me, Annabelle took off her shirt releasing her those round tatas that ive been looking at since I started this trip. I reached up and pinched her nips making her moan. I knew I had her where I wanted her when they grew super stiff under my fingers While I played with her tits, Analisa wrapping her hand around my stiff joint, she started to stroke me very slowly steadily. Couldn’t shake her looking at me in the eyes, like I was a dear caught up in some headlights. Watching it pulse in her hand, she aimed it her entrance. Slowly I pushed passed her swollen lips until it was totally inside her.

annabelle lifted her legs high into the air and grabbed my ass as I pumped my manhood in and out of her wetness. I pounded her at a slow pace, figured it would be even since I drove most of the way stiff as hell. We did a few positions, but finished her on top. After about an hour of on top of me, she finally came and collapsed. Us both laying in a heap of body parts. cum. We laid there exhausted from our session and fell fast asleep. We continued on to our destination, but so far, we haven’t repeated that night. I wonder what will come of the future.
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