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a lady that can ride a dick is more precious then a $80 gas card!
Posted:May 2, 2012 11:04 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2018 6:08 am
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There is something... [B]AWESOME about a lady that can ride dick.

I have heard from my guy friends that alot of women DO NOT know how to properly ride a dick. They kind of... hover over the dick, and let the man thrust upward... he does all the work and she reaps all the benefits.

Yes, there IS a difference from one who just hops up and down, up, down, up, down like a throwing a tantrum. Balls need TENDER love ya know! (had one of these, my sack cringes just thinking about it)

and THEN

theres the lady who will twist, grind and GYRATE, Dig her nails in your chest, and thrust her hips LEFT, RIGHT, FORWARD, REVERSE... These are the rides that will make his toes curl. That will make him say in a HIGH PITCH Oh SHITTTT!! then make his legs go numb from cumming so hard.

Like most men, I will be totally in favor of you PRACTICING. I know some women get self-conscious about riding due to body imperfections, or...basically not knowing what the hell your doing. Its SEX. Not a school presentation.
You want to please your man? ASK him how he likes it... (Yes-ladies, this means you will have to LISTEN to us men for a change!)

If anything this could be an excuse to watch porn and let him GUSH about what he'd like you to do!

I'd stay away from the cliches while riding.. nothing kills the mood like a CHEESY phrase like:
You like that doncha..
Whos your Momma?!
YEE HAWWW
Moans, grunts and the occasional INCOHERENT non english (My FAV!)should be sufficient.

With alittle practice, you should get the hang of it. A man LOVES it when a woman can be active in sex, and riding a dick will blow his mind.. (among other things)

My Favorite is called the SEE-SAW. Its great when done with a partner with a big ass. you can get 2 hands full of ass and squeeze, and direct her to her inner hot spot!(Brenda, Im looking in your direction..)

Guys, you can thank me later.
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Size matters...no it doesn....wait, yes it does...ummm?!
Posted:Apr 10, 2012 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2013 10:03 am
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There are women out there who say Size Does Not Matter...

Giving hope to the small dick guys out that they might have a shot at getting laid. Soon as those khaki pants get unzipped, and something that resembles an adult thumb peers outward: Women (apparently) LIE right in the guys face and say size doesn't matter....AND hope he is well versed in cunnilingus .



There are also women out there who say Size DOES Matter...


These are the ladies that look at bulges in public and dress their man up in tight pants/underwear (Tip for the guys- dont wear these undies to work- they're murder on the balls after 9 hours of walking!) These are the ladies that like to grip and massage the dick...looking to see how big and thick its gonna get before trying to sit on it..

The ones who want a phat dick to fill their vaginal canal and feel like they are trying to get IMPALED on a dick.

Ladies- im here to say- your confused us men. You say size dont matter- ya mash the dude's face between your legs, ya let him do her 15-20 fast thrusts, pull out your vibrator, Buzz your clit while he slides in and out until he comes. You came- BUT was it cuz of the dick, or the vibrator.....

He asks "do you wanna go again?" do you hesitate..?

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Then you tell the "big boy" size matters- then your eyes are closed and tell us to go slow at first. Do shallow strokes, then work our way into stroking so deep, the balls slap against your ass. He changes angles, so he can rub all kinda places in your canal that hasnt been touched, THEN...
You moan,
you scream,
you CONVULSE,
your leg goes numb for a few seconds. Then you cum so hard your legs are unresponsive when you try to go to the bathroom.

He asks "do you wanna go again?" do you hesitate..?

When you say "size doesn't matter baby.."

Is it to SPARE the little guys feelings? Are you stroking the big guy's ego? Not sure WHAT to say in such situations? I think women should stop saying it DOES MATTER/DOES NOT MATTERand just speak the truth. If that dick infront of you is too small, you need to just say THIS ISNT GOING TO WORK. Your gonna lead him on. If that big dick is WAY too big (although I rarely hear women with THIS complaint) let him know THIS ISNT GOING TO WORK.

I KNOW ladies are gonna bring up the old saying:
"It's not the size, but how you use it.."
that's nice to say. But it isn't all ways true. That the small dick could be thrusting all over the place and NOT hit the spot at all. Same goes for the big dick that just slams in and out and expect AWESOME results.

Long story short: ANY size can be pleasurable for a woman. There are many depths to sexually pleasing a woman... (Vaginas come in different sizes you know!) But please, BE HONEST. With that little dick guy, with the big dick dude, AND yourself.
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Employers asking for your Facebook logins....WHAT?!?!
Posted:Apr 6, 2012 12:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2012 7:02 am
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This has been circulating in the news the last few weeks...At job interviews, Employers are asking for your FACEBOOK LOGIN... so they can view your page to see into your background.

They have you log into your account on their company computer, so they can....pretty much STALK and look into your life. Or.. COYLY have you add someone (Who is in the H.R. department) to your friend list, so they can snoop on your words. SUPRISINGLY, there are people that say
"Its ok, companies NEED to conduct background checks"

Personally, I view this as a HUGE invasion of privacy. Let alone, another way to weed out people for jobs. NO- I have nothing to hide... my friends have young , and I wouldnt want to teach them bad things.... BUT. I don't see how reading blogs, foto comments, and affliliations you have, have any business in a interview.

What If I was a Chicago Bears fan- and the H.R. department was full of Packer Fans? What if I was in a Jewish organization, and members of the H.R. department did not like Jews?What about the picture of me at a METALLICA concert, and the member of the H.R. department personally hates Heavy Metal Music?

This SHOULD be seen as a "no no" to companies. Also could be the start of a WAVE of lawsuits.(I was passed over because of my Religious interests, or because Im a justin Biebler fan!)
Even though I know, if one person does not give permission, another person that needs a job WILL.
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Adventures of a Man .
Posted:Mar 28, 2012 11:03 pm
Last Updated:May 2, 2012 9:52 pm
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For the sake of anonymity, lets use the name DICK.

Real cool younger dude. Has a job, 401K, seems savvy when it comes to deals (Consultant). He says we are 2 sides of a Coin. (Not too sure on that)

I consider him a man because Ive never known him to pass up Vagina. While I dont jump on every female who shows remote interest, HE gets right up and makes the connection. Bring it from email
to phone
to in real life.


Like 2 gossiping girls, I use to listen to his stories like the newest episode of "Days of our lives." But with more sex and less commercials.

One story he fucked TWO sisters and i think got the mom also...(No wonder the one sister always told me she didnt have much free time...)

Another where he took a girl from the bar to the alley and made her give him head until he nutt'd on her face(one of his favorite places to unload)

My favorite- This BBW. BEAUTIFUL. Nice face, large chest (He showed me her vactioning pics) 50something but wanted to try black dick. she jerked his dick under the dinner table and blew'em in the back of her mercedes. Never got to fuck her, so
he flirted with her best friend, therefore FUCKING UP THE WHOLE
SITUATION...


AND there was a woman in there that I was looking forward to being with... we had talked for like a month and she felt comfortable enough to meet me in real life....Scooped her up like Eagle catching a trout.

I know women steer away from these kinda men, but DAMN. He was never without VAGINA for too long. Im not sure what it was, but they would GRAVITATE to him. The one he stole from me, later said I was intimidating. Really? your a 40something woman intimdated by a late 20s year old guy?

I lost track of the young guy. Havent heard from him in a while. Hopefully he didnt shot, or beat up...
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No "The Walking Dead" episodes for a while...now what?!
Posted:Mar 26, 2012 7:49 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:40 am
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Ok, to those who actually watch TV here and there, you might know the TV series


and have been sucked into the show about the lives of a small group of survivors living after the Zombie Apocalypse. As one of the fans, we have witnessed, betrayal,sadness, love, sex, and humanity, in the first 2 seasons.. all while avoiding having your flesh eaten by zombies. Are there W.D. fans out here? Feel free to leave any comments about the show. Those who have not heard of the show, Google it. If you like Gore, yet decent story lines- you might like it.
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Paranoia and the "whos viewed me" list
Posted:Mar 25, 2012 8:27 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2012 7:45 pm
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I know one of the POSITIVES of blogging semi-regularly on here is being noticed. I log on, go straight to the blog and see the comments to the comments I've left on other blogs.

Maybe get lucky and have 1-2 comments on my OWN blog. But my eyes trailed to the far left and saw the "whos viewed me list". I see NICE sets of breasts and an Ass shot, few with nice smiles and some who I glanced at their blog in passing...



...Then I see people without blogs, VISITING my profile AND blog 2-3 days in a row, and yet remain silent.

Someone I met in 2011, & treated me like last week's underwear...suddenly is now viewing me twice in 1 day?!




2 people I have on Block are now sending me WINKS!?!

FLIRTS from 23 INACTIVE members...

Now the funny thing is one person I DO had HOTLISTED me, i jokingly asked "Hey sweetness, see something you like on my profile ", and they say they werent even ONLINE when the Hotlist was sent...

I even had a guy friend who askedDid i Really wink at his profile...Which I did not..lol

This site will make you either seeing ghosts, or give you a MILD case of paranoia if you let it! Should re name this site "Amityville" or Paranormal Activity->The online version
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Sexually aggressive women- Are there any Negatives?
Posted:Mar 22, 2012 9:06 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2012 7:27 am
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I remember the first time I met a woman that didnt wait for a man to make the first move. We were on the couch watching a movie not really worth putting attention in. I was laying next to my girl and very coyly had pulled my shorts leg up and was rubbing her thumb against the tip of my dick.
Took me a few minutes for the sensation to register in the head on my shoulders

Within a few minutes, she was kissing my neck. Dick was totally sticking out and getting harder by the second. She pulled her shirt down and pulled my face into her massive cleavage (I guess the only sure fire way to shut me up real fast)
After a few minutes, she let me come up for air, then took lead into the bedroom where we spent the rest of the early evening.

Shes the ONLY aggressive woman I've ever met. Seems women want to WAIT, and let the man make the moves. I know thats how the old generation did it,and it worked. But We as men like to be lusted over, for you to say "I need it right now baby!"
I gotta admit, I like a female showing shes horny and wants ME, and cant wait for it!

Can there be ANY draw backs to a sexually aggressive female?
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Cure for cabin fever
Posted:Mar 21, 2012 8:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2012 11:07 pm
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Monona Bay in Madison
(taken with my Iphone)

Does this make you happy spring time is here? Remember few months ago you were strapping on your winter boots and shoveling snow? Clearing your windows as you wait for it to warm up?
Watching the wiper blades go back and forth, clearing the snow from the windshield...

All that's left of winter is my winter boots still behind the front door, and one of my winter gloves shoved inside my left boot. This foto reminds me of what i look forward to as the winter keeps me inside because there are so many people that buy SUV's and don't know how to drive, but doesn't stop them from putting the foot to the floor, and caution to the wind.

This photo keeps me motivated to lose weight this year. Take walks along the lakefront. Sit out at night and enjoy the cool night air.

Enjoy the nice days.
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Being real or just being negative...?
Posted:Mar 20, 2012 1:14 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:42 am
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Whats more important to you: being real (which DOES mean saying things that have a negative tone to them),
or
being outright negative?

I am a ADVOCATE of smartness, or Smartass. Its part of my character, online and offline. How can you like my outspokenness, But not what i say?..

I see a pattern where WISCONSIN females tend to point out that my blog is "not so cherry".
Maybe they dont like me seeing the stuff some females do to men- then i SAY something!
Maybe its guilt..lol

I have seen women's blogs and responses where they REPEATEDLY slam men.
"All men are dogs"
"Idiot men need to fucking learn how to approach a woman!"
"Men arent worth shit"
"I dont need a man, I have a Vibrator"

Yet other women DO NOT come to the MEN'S rescue to let them know, "not all men are bad.." It just turns into a large man-bashing party. I know you women are smarter then to think, every man on this planet, AND this website are the same.

I dont female-bash.. I'm equally opportunity!

So when this wisconsin-ite, We will call her KAY says" You always come across to me as very negative.." should I take her words to heart and become a guy that always complements a woman, never says anything remotely negative?
OR Is she (and those like her) looking to silence my smart mouth so women can continue to take over the world..lol

Let me have it: Positive or Negative comments are fine!
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Friends with benefits.....but where is the line?
Posted:Mar 18, 2012 6:29 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2013 3:47 pm
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Is it possible for TWO people that have been friends for a very long time to have a long term F.W.B relationship without it becoming more?

Do you think that at some point one of the people would start emotionally crossing that line? What would you do in that instance as either person?
PERSONALLY, ive notice it seems as one starts to develop feelings, the other one is like, "hey what are you doing?!" I started out as saying, I wanna be MONOGAMOUS.. (a bad word on here apparently)

What if your FWB said "Hey I have feelings for you OUTSIDE of the bedroom …how would you react?
Do you think it would complicate a friendship? would that RUIN the SEXUAL part?

OR is there ppl like me who share my thoughts and say "I choose a FWB based on the possibility of being a friend first and foremost."

I’m really curious to see what the consensus is on the subject.
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What's your Fetish?
Posted:Mar 14, 2012 8:52 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2018 5:56 am
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Do you have a certain fetish? Do you like being wrapped in saran wrap from head to toe and let guys JERK OFF on you?

Like women to slap your balls with a paddle?
Ladies? Being choked as you cum....to HEIGHTEN your orgasm... although being inches away from passing out?


Maybe kicked in the nutts guys..or having muscle women SMACK YA AROUND??*
Roach clips put on your nipples while attached to a Car battery (Die hard of course)


Im not that DEEPLY committed when it comes to Fetishes. I dont wanna BLEED, no piss, SHIT, Hydraulic contraptions of any kind, and no Robots with plastic Vaginas (Seen too many Sy-Fy movies)
I once talked to a Female who wanted to Fuck in a tub full of ice cold water, so she could feel a hot dick, and cold water sensations against her clit. My balls CRINGED at the thought of working in such COLD climate!


A friend said I have "symptoms" of something called Altocalciphilia (please don't ask me to pronounce that)- basically
its a mild form of shoe fetish where you get turned on watching women wearing high heels,followed by a higher sexual arousal by having sex with women with in heels. I had to admit, I didn't know there was a Fetish so well suited for me! All Because of a Paralegal with a high heel fetish I met back in 1999...*Sigh*

To this Day, I've never seen Red in person. I hope one day Im lucky enough...

In my state- females DO NOT like sex with high heels. I have pages of excuses to back that up- From HAMMERTOE- to 3 Pins and Screws surgically implanted into their ankle.

But you ladies outside of my state let me know, you are more then willing to accommodate me in that aspect.And its appreciated! Lets me know im NOT asking for too much...

What about you? Any Fetishes you can admit to liking? One thats on your wish list?
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Terror on the high ways..kinda like this site.
Posted:Mar 11, 2012 12:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2012 3:48 pm
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[long exposure over Madison, Wis beltline 2/2012]

When I took this photo, it later dawned on me. This site kinda moves this fast at times. Other times its as slow as gridlock traffic. People need to slow down and interact with people,and leave the auto reply button alone.
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Thats right lady- I've never came from a Blowjob...
Posted:Mar 7, 2012 12:54 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2013 7:06 pm
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Im not gonna say if i DO or DON'T give women head.. I like to instill a sense of Mystery to those interested to find out..

I never knew there were other guys in my situation. I thought i was just the UNLUCKY guy that had this issue! Good to know Im not alone when i say "Ive never came from head." Dont say Ive let the wrong women try, because women dont have YELLOW POST-ITS on their forehead saying they do or dont give good head.

I think its been a few yrs since it was last attempted. Atleast I dont have to hear the
"Wats wrong with YOUR dick?"
"Are you gonna cum or what?!"
"Hurry up, im gettin lockjaw.."
"Lets bet i can make you cum.."


comments anymore. Once it was tried for about 40-45 minutes. I gave her an A for effort, but it just didnt happen. I've read a few books on mental relaxation during sex, how to clear your head. But Im not sure if it is ME, or my partners?!

I feel they take it as a personal challenge where they HAVE to get me off. Or they bring stereotypes into it.. "Im gonna make your big black cock cum all over my face... (The word COCK gets on my nerves!) From other people I know, your suppose to have your eyes closed, and climbing the walls in ECSTASY... but seeing the girl roll her eyes, huff and puff like shes at work, or just fast FACE-FUCKING like she has to be at work in a few minutes doesnt help the mental tinglies Im suppose to have from sticking my Chocolate wand of pleasure in her mouth.

I can name 7 guys I know that will BYPASS sex for a good blowjob. To me, that's unheard of because I love the initial feeling of squeezing my head past her clit and her lips. The moans from going real deep, and making her jump by going a little too deep. The journey of sex- not just the destination. To me, Im not all wrapped up in it. Its suppose to feel good.

I think thats why I replaced head with either dick massage, or tittyfucking. Besides me loving big tits, it allows me to be in the feeling. To put me on cloud 9. And strange enough, i cum everytime from titfucking, hand job..ehh long as she has some strength in her hands!
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