What's Your Poison?
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Posted:Sep 19, 2006 4:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2006 11:09 am
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If you have been watching closely, there are enough types of porn out there to feed and lube the needy.
We got your basic softcore porn which comes in pulp and cinematic flavors, the Rated R porn, the hardcore, fetish, tantric, animal, watersports, Jackass movies and good old fashioned Dutch porn which seems to mix at least 3 themes into 1 shoot.
What type of porn get you in the mood? Is it the softcore which rebukes any glorification of the actual penetration but relies on the intimacy and sensuality of the situations to arouse you inner demon? Is it something more hardcore where if you had walked in at the wrong time you would have thought 1 of the 2 were being punished for something? If it has to do with a burro thats all good, too  but gimme a call
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Fuck the Woodchuck- How much Wood can I Chuck Before I Need a Beer?
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Posted:Sep 14, 2006 6:54 am
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2006 1:45 pm
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It really isn't too much to do out there. Tossing the last bits of my wind ravaged tree limbs into the pile for burning and the rest of the day is free. I'm just so damned sleepy now; those stupid things must have had some type of sleep spore in 'em like on Twighlight Zone. pbbbt Like I care!  I need a good nap. Naps...? I'm getting older  or younger
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You Missed a Spot.....
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Posted:Sep 14, 2006 6:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2006 3:59 am
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Those with a superiority complex, repeat after me (all others learn the words for your day will come as well).....
"My pee smells like roses. When I bend over the sun shines a little brighter. My nether regions are either clad in silk under-garments or nothing at all because its that damned good. I don't need damned spell checker because you will make the effort to understand what I want to say. I will not get call waiting because you WILL call me back when I am done. Vote Ind. I will cum quickly and target your body indiscriminently for you will like the home I choose for my nectar. My toes will not suck theselves. "
Now I need a shower
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To Watch or Not to Watch... why the hell would anyone even ask that anymore?
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Posted:Sep 12, 2006 7:45 am
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2006 6:00 am
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I was taking a stroll through the blogging community and stumbled upon [blog magahee77]; that dude is friggin hillarious although a touch misguided. Yes, Cubans and Puerto Ricans are mad hot and yes, California's governor is cocking Maia Shriver on a regular basis... but that doesn't make him the final authority on what is sexy. Then again, he is the Terminator; he has seen the future and knows what is sexy.
I take it back, dude. You are completely right.
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Regrets and Promises
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Posted:Sep 10, 2006 3:47 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2006 5:48 am
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Enjoying my father hood to its fullest
Finishing my book
Joining a kick-ass orgy and sampling all the lust
Volunteering more to healthy causes
Making my mouth a cum deposit for Lil' Kim
Making Lisa Walters' mouth my cum deposit
Encouraging others to see their own, bright potential
Realize my own extends further than my tongue, unless Lil' Kim is involved... then I am her bitch plain and simple
where was I?
right
Taking more fishing trips
Keeping in touch with the ones I care about
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That Time Already?
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Posted:Sep 8, 2006 6:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2006 7:08 am
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Yaaaaaaawn.. **stretch** **scratching naughty hidden places**
Well it has been a while, that is for sure. I feel like I have carpul tunnel already from just these few words. My visits to VisionPersonals.com these few months have not really involved much reading or lengthy writing lately  Now that the lawn is done and the house is more or less presentable, I get to go off to the next project. I feel like a maintenance ; that is like being a man but less profitable and a LOT less fun
Now that the days are cooler and all the accessories for indoors fun need to be replenished, I should be hitting my blog more often. Until next time people- heads up, blog on and pull out 
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Plug Unplugged
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Posted:Aug 20, 2006 4:10 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:25 pm
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When the flesh is willing and the juices are flowing, replacing a thumb with a spurting dick is quite easy and most enjoyable: especially when your partner has had no wish for anything butt related. I find it a turn on when having sex doggy style, playing with her asshole makes her push back more and more. I find it even more enjoyable when the penis is taken away and the thumb makes just as much thrust.
If your partner has a true distaste for anal (clenches up and says no when you squeeze her butt too deeply) this is not something that should not be tried more than once a month )depending on how often you have sex). After all, no means no, you sickos
Does anyone else enjoy a little non- scripted ass play?
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Got Mine-1, Home Team-2
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Posted:Aug 11, 2006 6:01 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:25 pm
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I made my first selfish act as of late; good anal with no intention of following up kind of makes one hungry. However that IS how most of us treat one another in these times. Hand jobs and the promise of good sex to lure long-term relationships, over tolerance of shitty attitudes for promotions and immunity, more hand jobs to avoid parking tickets and pricey tint jobs. Is an ass full of cum worth a sandwich and half your bed? Possibly. Life has taken that turn in most societies where open, un-challenged, no consequence is not performed.
Welcome to the world. I need to be less sober
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Chock Full of Blah
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Posted:Aug 2, 2006 8:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2006 3:49 pm
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I haven't made an entry since last month- it seems like an eternity. I'm not in mourning for anyone who got shot but I am extremely pissed off that the little shits who are doing the shooting are such pussies. After watching all this drama on the movies and knowing {from experience} that eventually someone is gonna beat the shit out of you "old skool", why would yo want to keep doing what you're doing?
Its kind of been a crappy day I suppose. My moody came on and even though I couldn't wait to get away from certain people, I still had to apologize for my actions. I called and they already left to go partying. I know there will be no revenge fucks because their moody is on too- and hers comes with special effects. I still would like to have apologized before she went out; now I'm stuck with an "I'm sorry" that will be wasted on Night Train, pork ribs and some tasty little Thin Mints
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One of Those Cocktail Loving Days
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Posted:Jul 27, 2006 12:41 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:25 pm
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Ever noticed that some countries are so close together but do not mix their liquors (on purpose); the ginnies don't mix with the winies but for some reason rummies and vodkerers mix with everyone... including beersons. I have just put tequila and vodka in a blender with ice & peaches and am about to add some rum and lime juice. If I chase this with a light beer what would the reaction be?
Hey  that sounds like a good poll. Wake me in 3 hours and ask me how it went
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Disgust is a Step Away From Joviality
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Posted:Jul 21, 2006 8:50 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:25 pm
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From the honest days of serving in the army, being mounted yaksmen and raising their Foster , Kowalski to the scenes we see today. I suppose that originally Ren & Stimpy was meant for adults who had to sit through corny puns and green gak falling on anyone "who doesn't know" but this is a whole new level. Ren & Stimpy are not just demented strays with jobs and a house anymore; they are like .... really fucking crazy cartoonies.
I could have the watch the episodes where they were succumbing to space madness, getting powdered toast from dandruff or dancing to Stinky Whizzle-Teets greatest hit but this stuff today is odd. Its too adult for the and not adult enough to whack off to.
This cartoon may have scarred my sanity for life as a and it is a shame that it won't do the same to other on a 's venue. It is still funny but it is not the same
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Run of the Mill
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Posted:Jul 16, 2006 1:45 pm
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2006 3:35 am
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This seems like a strange mood. No matter where or how I feel, crazy seems to be a pivotal part of it all. Hmmm..... maybe I should recite the long lost tale of Testiclees, the half porn-God/ half Greek God who did odd jobs as a crash test dummy. Maybe I could hum the lyrics to Wipeout for you; hmmhmmhmmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm.... nah, too long till the congo solo.
Maybe I will just tell of this stifling air and the restricted time I have to complete the shitload of things in my TO DO list. I've also been utterly vexed by the hypocritical, closed mindedness that has been around since our great great grandparents and the difference being that it has changed from 1 set of profilers to another. Nah, save that for another rant
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