May 24th: the Sequel
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Posted:May 24, 2006 5:30 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2006 5:52 pm
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Here we are: Heritage Day, Commonwealth Day, Spend All Night Camping on the Street for a Good Spot to Watch the Parade Day. This is the second year I breezed through town to watch the efforts of our community. I admit that I did watch some of the floats being worked on from various points around the island and I saw the hard work our young people put into their performances for the loooooooong parade today. They don't do it for money, fame, well-- maybe the chance to be seen on the news but that doesn't count.They do it out of spirit and love for their island.... and because their parents want them to... and their friends are doing it. I appreciated the hard work everyone put into this show and anyone who didn't make an effort to at least GLIMPSE the parade had better be an expat or should be embracing a porcelain bowl; other than that, shame on you. You would trott your asses around at Christmas or Yom Kippur or whatever you celebrate when the snow falls and buy fuckin presents or spend cash for kites/ materials for them but you wouldn't come out to one of the NON-commercialized events that we have here.
I hope you fucking choke. I hope you fucking choke on a fucking dust bunny while your lazy ass slowly merges to the fucking couch. I hope you fucking choke on bad Fruit Punch or cat urine or whatever it is selfish fucks like you drink. But if you couldn't make it, that's cool too; no harm done. Hope you enjoyed your holiday, no matter how you spent it 
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Circus fun
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Posted:May 23, 2006 3:55 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 10:59 pm
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The circus has come to town and all are excited. Well, almost all... there are a few malcontents at the SPCA who wish to keep this blatant torture of caged animals out of our society (sound familiar?).
I look at the situation at the SPCA and I look at the situation at the circus. If I were an animal where would I rather be: in a circus being exploited for money under a trainers whip, sleeping in a cage, earning fame+ fortune while enjoying more creature comforts than the bipeds who spend their sheckles to come see me until the day I die of old age,a rare disease which all tried their best to cure or being riddled with bullets because I had to bitchslap one of the bipeds who thought hot coffee in my eyes was funny OR living in a dank building and sleeping in a cage, my only hopes of amusement and attention come from the sparse selection of volunteers who don't use me to fight other animals, enjoying no creature comforts except the rumored knowledge that if nobody loves me at first sight and given a home to a family that stays loving after they adopt me that I will be stabbed with a sleepy needle and never be seen again just to make room for the next poor schlub.
Deciscions... what's an animal to do in a world of self righteous humans?
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Burch, Dude...
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Posted:May 22, 2006 1:24 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 10:59 pm
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I read it a few times over the weekend and I still can't for the life of me think of why this lady became so offended. I do understand the unneccessary use of a word born to dicredit a person being brought into the political and media forums and its progression in showing the decline in respect we have for each other as a people but come on... calling them "house niggers" was funny.
I'm refering to an incident which one of our bigwig MPs made on his un-named radio show while he was still a member of the non political community. They kicked him off for not promising to make the budget any less realistic, the guy they brought in promised a better budget and stole a bunch of money while shading the books and now our man is back in office. They must have kissed his ass so much after giving him back his job. The problem now is that he made a comment which must have passed FCC but not UBP regulations and he is being chastised for his calling the couch chafed opposition a bunch of house niggers (and this never came up before he was reinstated).
I'm still reeling a bit from a bout with stomache flu which kicked my ass all day Sunday, so I won't go into that or that I was checked up on because my usual calls of stalking were not made. After I get back on solid foods and off tea and rehydrating fluids (bleh), its back to blogging for me 
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BC (before Click)
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Posted:May 20, 2006 4:15 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2006 1:17 pm
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I just watched Grandma's Boy; another Happy Madison project. May your diety bless Adam Sandler and his friends. I've seen movies for the hopefuls before but damn- this is fuckin funny!!
I can't think which one is funnier: that dude sucking those huge tits for 13 hours or the dealer teaching the monkey tai kwan do to protect his herb  Screwin Mrs. Partridge was kinda cool too.... in a twisted sort of way.
In honor of a great movie- play some games, drink some liquor, smoke a joint, suck a nipple and for God's sake... call your grandma. She loves you
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Harbor Nots
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Posted:May 18, 2006 8:28 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2006 8:54 am
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We have a celebration here around tourist time. It is free block party (where you pay for everything but the entertainment) called Harbor Nights. Every Wednesday night the street is closed off and people can see local wares for sale, keep enough food&drink in them and still enjoy the crowded atmosphere.
It poured like a drunken pisser last night so the event was cancelled. We haven't had that much rain in a while; it only stopped a few hours ago That was a good thing. The spiritual side of me believes the rain is a purifier and natural cleanser. Taking a few seconds to bathe in this rare gift from God can do wonders for the peace of mind. If you're into that shit  Happy Thursday, Blogland
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Words to Think About
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Posted:May 15, 2006 7:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2006 7:59 pm
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I must thank Tips tomorrow on her birthday for having this link in her blog. [post 346139] is kind of moving in a way and if you know someone like this, woman up and open your eyes. If you are one, know that you are appreciated, bruh.
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Warantee expires at 31
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Posted:May 15, 2006 6:49 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 10:59 pm
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Friday was a lovely night; good drink with sex on the beach in the moonlight. Saturday was an interesting day- with a fallen promise of quality time with one (hope you enjoyed your Full Moon party) substituted by a surprise night of oral pleasures + beer with another. *Drum Roll* and the recap of the birthday night... The Mother's Day cruise was off the hook as usual; anyone who doesn't know what Craig is capable of yet had better recognize. Good food and company with good music. Not enough money to get shitfaced and those fuckers cruisin beside us made the water more choppy than it should have been. I haven't seen rockin like that since the 80's Had a nice MM on dry land some hour in the morning before getting a nice sleep.
I hope all mommys out there enjoyed their customized day yesterday; I know your love you everyday but the grown versions need a mandatory reminder for your greatness
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an Ode to Beauty
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Posted:May 12, 2006 2:55 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2006 6:07 am
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It is amazing how such light stimulation can make it spread open. Its natural beauty is best appreciated in this form and even better when it is wet. The way it glistens with moisture is almost breathtaking and makes it even more apetizing. I love flowers, don't you?
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Maybe its the accent...
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Posted:May 9, 2006 7:42 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2006 6:54 am
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After being inspired by Ms.K and her erotic brush with virtual guns a.k.a [post 338379], I decided to try something i hadn't done in a loooong time- explore the new world of Lara Croft. For those that don't know, she was here before Angelina Jolie was famous and will probably be making virtual holo-adventures when Angelina is wrinkled, if thats possible. I tried the Tomb Raider: Legends and I have to say it is still the biggest crock of shit I have seen in a long time. Did the ultra sound miss the rabbit foot lodged in her ass as a fetus because she is the luckiest person in the world. It isn't the MI training, people; that is some serious fuckin luck. You mean to tell me that a civilization that died centuries beore you were born would leave objects to deteriorate and be accessible to you at those precise moments in time? Don't get me wrong though, it still kicks ass and she's still oh so British. I love the texture of a UK voice and I do love strong women who don't take shit.
Maybe I'm reminiscing of an old lover or maybe its Kelly LeBrock's fault; fuck she was an evil bitch. I had dreams about her for weeks after "Weird Science" and then the "Woman in Red" came to my attention. I don't know which was first but her voice just stuck there. I guess she didn't phase me in the Segal movie cos I'm not fond of Segal... or spellchecking, in case you were wondering. So now I'm off to a new continent with Ms. Croft as my guide; it may be a crock of shit but I like the shooting (MI training at its finest) and the movie sequences. To think I was stuck on the 1st level for hours because I couldn't figure out a catapult and now I'm on my way to flipping the game and passing its secrets on to needy .
P.S. anyone with similar accent or is good at fakin one will always be successful at making me your bitch 
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It Figures....
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Posted:May 8, 2006 6:08 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2006 9:13 am
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This morning I had everything: peace of mind, direction, fried ham and clean socks. I accepted the fact that noone wanted to call me and I got over it by doing some walking and getting in some extra daddy time which I didn't have to beg for (sweet ). So why is it that today I get calls from different people and I made a special visit to my pretty lady cos I was in the neighorhood- I usually like this tedious spot cos she's there. I was casually asked about my ex (which means someone wants the inside scoop if she's avilable) and I get the "I missed you this weekend" speech. Its always nice to get but when I get no calls, its kinda strange. Granted I WAS out of the house & haven't checked my machine all weekend but that's beside the point.
Fortunately tonight was WWE night so I really could care less if nobody called back (which they tried). I'm off to my hot wings, beer and Pedigrees. Later
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Last Day
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Posted:Apr 30, 2006 3:24 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2006 6:55 am
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I wanted to get the last post in for the month just because the numbers look good on the calender; aesthetically pleasing Finding some time to add to these blogs is a bitch. Anywho, have a great Sunday all. Cheers !!
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Back Again
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Posted:Apr 28, 2006 9:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2006 1:45 pm
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I took the extra time off, did the 2 Step program to get off the bottle and went for a little walk yesterday. Read some of my favorite bloggers and am starting to wish I had more interest in politics so I could chat with certain Texan liberals; come for the boobs, stay for the brains--you damn right.
Anyways, I am at peace and the world has a certain orange glow to it; no, I didn't do acid. I'm just waiting happily and patiently for the bottom to fall out of this market. Spring is here a bit too much for my taste. I wish sweet Caress were here; she would love this weather. Birds galore: jumping, singing, playing and just being nature's heralds. Miss K would love this too. The scenes themselves have blossomed over thae past 2 weeks from pretty to gorgeous; my Flower would love them, even though we aren't on speaking terms anymore. I know its kind of creepy but I think I'll send her a few pics of the flowers. It may make her day.
Stay green, people
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and then there was 76
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Posted:Apr 26, 2006 7:19 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2006 7:47 am
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I've lost yet ANOTHER post and can't understand why. There was no follow up letter, no comp crash and no unexplained blackouts; I would give my neighbor's soul to the Devil to figure out why I'm not getting any posts in.
Well, I don't think I'll rewrite, recap or even worry about those stories. Instead, I will give thanks to Vodka. Yes Mr. Smirnoff helped me through a day when other selfish people couldn't give a fuck that I had a bad mood totaly independent of them. Its not always about you, people. Some days I just get miserable and it aint about you not calling or who I'm spending time with or who you're spending time with. For fuck's sake- and I thought I was an egomaniac at times. Good to know I didn't put too much faith in some people; they act just as I thought they would.
So I lift my glass to fake people and vodka without neither, none of this speech would be possible.
**extra question** a group of people was given an award of $100 to be shared between them. How much did each person get?
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