Why Not?
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Posted:Jun 10, 2006 5:47 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 7:44 pm
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Where do they find these movie stars? Dudes like Matthew MacConaughey and Borris Kodjoe who are too pretty to be straight but sure enough have had more lovers than you have had asthma attacks or have voted wrongly for reality TV show winners.
I remember gettin a twitch when I saw Brad Pitt on "Thelma & Louise." Bloody hell... I'm cute but some of these guys are too good for their own good.
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Nature
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Posted:Jun 9, 2006 7:24 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2006 5:04 pm
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It has rained all day today and that is quite fine with me. The sound of the rain has given peace where there was nothing before. After 2 pitchers of frozen alcoholic beverage, I know that all is well in the blinded society we call home (as far as I know) and I know that Jesse Jackson will never be president of the U.S.A.- I want it too, but stop begging; its embarrassing.
I listen to the sound of the tree frogs (who don't really live in trees nowadays) and smell the freshness of the rain. I'm blessed
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Struggle for What is Right
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Posted:Jun 8, 2006 4:30 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 7:44 pm
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Well maybe not right... that morality stuff doesn't phase me much anymore after breaking 1 of my strict rules but thats jabber for another time. This jabber is all about doing what I want and not what my dick wants. Invites to the pretty lady's house are denied because I don't want to be tempted by that sweet face or that gorgeous pussy of hers. Invites to my fly gurl's yard are denied because its really fuckin strange to invite someone down around this time of night when there's only 2 things to do: be couch potatoes or fuck.
Ever since I hit Warwick after eating that yellow tail, I've had this mad urge to lose myself in passion. Any type. My pants graze my dick which is way to sensitive to movement right now, my fingers have been idly twiddling for quite some time now needing something to play with, can't even watch the news without watching the perfect shade of lipstick on the BBC ancholady's lips beckon me with promises of yummy.
I won't let it get the better of me tonight. Tomorrow I will have my fun and I will be sure to start it with some yellow tail for lunch
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Rained Out
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Posted:Jun 7, 2006 5:19 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2006 3:53 pm
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True to form... wow. The rain came some hour this morning and I haven't felt like even moving from bed. I made it out of bed to find that it was a bit too moist outside to do anything remotely involving travel. The X-day will have to wait a bit longer to get started 
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The Holy Covenant of Skiving
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Posted:Jun 6, 2006 12:12 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2006 12:15 pm
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Tomorrow is gonna be 1 of those days where nothing gets done- in style  A day of X (man) rated fun awaits involving the 3 movie marathon, games night with the and something else I don't know... but it'll have an X- theme in it. Maybe we'll drink Light beer or genetically alter kittens or something... but it'll be cool
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It Aint Laundry Day
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Posted:Jun 6, 2006 11:55 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2006 5:13 am
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I broke the streak again by having more company over on a wrestling night and now I have extra laundry to do. It is all well and good for people to run off to work in my clothes (as long as I get them back) but I don't know how you handle that red stuff for a week; that's just torture. I used to live with it and blissfully forgot about all this extra work involved in heavy nights and the like.
It wouldn't have been so bad if the weather wasn't so shitty. I'm forced to use the dryer instead of the clean, fresh clothes line. That's cash I coulda spent on beer 
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Will Palpatine be Replaced by Bermuda's Ministers?
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Posted:Jun 4, 2006 4:39 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2006 9:55 pm
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I can't believe how fast our political agenda is falling. First they want extra money to hire foreigners to think for them. Now they don't even have the fucking energy to overturn a bill which would prevent the discrimination of job acceptance due to sexual/ gender orientation or HIV status.
Its understandable that they are too closed minded to accept that gay people are normal people with different sexual apetites; cos they're kinda off centre anyway. When the bill went into motion to make the proposal bill (if anything) recorded, there were no seconders for its passing or even for its dismissal.
Oppose the lady if you want but at least have the fucking deceny to outright say "no."
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Attack of the Fake People
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Posted:Jun 3, 2006 6:40 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2006 6:43 pm
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We all have them on our jobs and most of them are in postions of authority. The Fakers. They will try to talk down to you and make you feel like you owe somebody there something. After nicely telling them to fuck off, they continue to pester you by showering you with compliments because they are afraid of getting decked and then creating pretty stories for co-workers who don't know anything about you. It is funny how when who they make themselves up to appear meets who they try to mark you as and it fails miserably.
To all boss types-- don't lie about your employees; not everyone is impressed by the smell of your shit and those of us with rubber boots will walk through it.
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Just 1 of Those Days
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Posted:Jun 1, 2006 1:06 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 7:44 pm
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I've never seen so much spam before in my life. On top of cheating video games, crappy deadlines and sneaky Castros I really don't want to go back out in that weather. Harbor Nights was rained out again this week and I've been trying to keep as many things unbroken as possible.
Why are things conspiring against my good nature today?
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Tequilla and Tranquility
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Posted:May 30, 2006 6:58 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2006 7:00 pm
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For the first time in a loooong time, company has interupted my wrestling night. I didn't mind my ex coming over (after a bit of protesting and a few hours walking the beach while playing with the helpless marine life). Even though she only stayed for about an hour until she ran off to check her new man, I woud say it was pretty eventful. I made a nice broccolli souflee which could have used a touch more salt but for the first time, it was pretty good. That went with the usual wings and beer and the itis set in just as HHH was set to take on the Spirit Squad.
Today, we went for lunch at Rosa's Cantina and instead of ordering my usual beer I decided to try the margarita specials; the regular lime was good, the strawberry was ...palatable but the peach (my favorite fruit) was like music for my tongue.
Funny how those things just seemed to happen today in time for this post to happen. I would tell of my 20 minute spelunk down at Horseshoe but it was really dull and not 1/2 as interesting as the Peach margarita.
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Limited Plethora
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Posted:May 28, 2006 1:57 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 7:44 pm
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I just saw how many moods there are to chose from. Well, maybe it isn't the first time I saw it but that is really a long list to choose from. I think it may be interesting to use each mood as the basis for a new post.
I have seen a few bloggers run off a list of the moods they had used and the moods they would never use and that is a pretty damned impressive list. I will take a stab at being like the veterans. I'm sure I'll get side-tracked somewhere after 5 but I tried.
It should be fun; wish me luck
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Tool for the Masses
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Posted:May 26, 2006 6:20 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2006 6:28 am
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I wish I had paid more attention to who was speaking yesterday on the news when I heard some tool defending his rights to be a ball-less tool. He apparently feels that anonymous writers or writers with anonymous forums should have no say because they hurt his feelings and he has no idea how to react. I have a new prayer to make to... not sure now, the DavInci Code makes you question her existence- just kidding  Anyway, I just want to catch his next statement on air so I can rush my "Letter to the Editor" in to the paper bright and early with my full name, full address, lists of likes dislikes and my blood type just so he knows that I personally called him a tool. This guy really has to know he's a tool and shouldn't be such a drippy cunt (mmmmmmm... drippy cunt) gotta find other words for tools. Face it, tool, when people confront you they become nameless annoyances to you anyway and I'm quite sure if you had a source to complain to other than the media, you would be a quiet tool- like a... protractor or an allan key.
I do have room for humility however and am ready to retract any statement at any time; if you are in fact a douche, I apologize for calling you a tool and it won't happen again.
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May 24th: the Prequel
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Posted:May 24, 2006 5:48 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2006 5:50 pm
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Ever said something that at the time seemed like it was the right thing to say at that moment and then like 5 seconds later, you hear the sound slow down while the world switches to frame by frame and you realise that that was possibly one of the STUPIDEST things a person could ever say?
I did that last night (no applause). I said something that hurt someone I really care about. It wasn't intentional and "yes" in the moment I said what was on my mind. It kind of involved fire and the death of trust put in a black sheep but friends are friends; she was in a bad way and I didn't make it any better saying it.
I'm sorry, *******. You have to forgive me because I'm adorable and you love me 
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