Blind Lust
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Posted:Nov 30, 2014 8:14 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2014 7:15 pm
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Lukem29**
Babe txt me *********** I don't stay too far away from you 😘 xx
30/11/2014 2:44 pm
Me
Nope
30/11/2014 2:49 pm
Lukem29**
I'm clinically blind someone told me your name was horney holly but that your ugly as fuck, wish I could see how ugly you were 😩
30/11/2014 2:52 pm
Me
You're more clinically stupid judging by your message. I heard your guide is better looking than you 
30/11/2014 2:54 pm
Me
Oh, and I'll make sure your number is posted on more bathroom walls in the city than you can shake your white stick at 
Now, before you start screaming "Omg, Holly, that poor guy is blind and you're making fun of him!", well, of course he isn't. Plus, he's listed his job as "joiner". Something you don't often see nowadays...blind joiners 
Ah, another relaxing Sunday afternoon on A F F. Got to love it!
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What's the point?
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Posted:Nov 24, 2014 2:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2015 9:39 am
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Him
HI there, I'm curious... I just joined this site and I read your profile. You sound super fun and you know what you want. I like that and respect that. I was hoping I could ask you a question. I know you're not into married men, so I won't bore you with any sort of trying to convince you otherwise, but I was hoping you could tell me a couple things. If I weren't, would you have possibly been interested, and based on my body photo, would you say I'm in shape/fit? I have been working out hard for almost a year and am proud of my progress. Thanks. Keep up the fun, looks like you're using this site to its full advantage. Hope I can someday!
Dave
24/11/2014 8:42 pm
So if I reply "Omg, yes, if you weren't married I'd want you!" is he going to leave his wife so we can live happily ever after together?
What if I tell him "No, you're not in shape, you've still got a bit to go." Imagine the names I'd be called!
Or there's always "It doesn't really matter how much weight you lose, I wouldn't be interested in you if you were the last man on earth".
So what is the point of his questions? What possible purpose could my answers serve his life?
Guys, I'm not your therapist. I have neither the time nor the inclination to stroke your ego - or anything else before you say it  Seek your validation elsewhere.
Here's a thought...get validation from your wife! You remember her, don't you, Dave 
Have a wonderful week, everyone
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Do you remember your first?
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Posted:Nov 6, 2014 4:32 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2014 6:50 am
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They say you always remember your first kiss, your first love, your first job, your first home, and so on.
But what about your first blog watcher? Do you remember who it was? Do you know their name?
I have no idea who my first was. Sorry to that person! I'm sure you don't really care, haha, but if you're out there, by all means let me know.
I know that at #57 is GimmeAThrill and that #69 is NikonBW1971 NikonBW1971. (A F F in their wisdom would only let me post one member name, hence one name and one pic.) It's just dumb luck that I was online when the numbers changed and saw they were following my blog.
I know I was the first for at least two bloggers. I won't name them. I had commented on their blogs, saw that no one was watching them yet, and remembered that it was nice to see someone watching my blog when I first started blogging, so I became their "first". It wasn't a pity watch, honest, haha.
So, if you know who your first was, feel free to give them a shout-out if you wish 
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No good deed goes unpunished...
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Posted:Oct 27, 2014 2:53 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2014 8:11 pm
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Last night a guy posts a blog claiming his "friend" caught the clap from a female member of A F F and named her.
On checking the female's profile it transpires that he's her #7 "fan". A "friend", you say
Anyway, I decided to message the female and let her know this blog had been posted. It would be my good deed for the day. She replied in kind by blogging about the guy who blogged about her, and naming him 
She informed me of this by message. I posted a reply on her blog advising her to remove it or she might get into trouble. She replies via message telling me she's removed the blog and thanks me for the advice. I tell her she's welcome, and assume that's the end of it.
No...
I then receive this message from her:
Her
looked at your profile and your so hot.i esp liked the one of you on the harley.here are some of me on some of our bikes my 645 bmw and our h2 hummer.sorry got carried away never show thease pics .thanks again and you are hot if you wear in fla i would love to feel and taste every inch of you.
She'd attached half a dozen photographs of herself sprawled naked across a bike and a car.
I'm an old-fashioned girl at heart. A simple "thank you" would have been sufficient.
I'm not bi, I'm not gay, so no, you're not going to feel or taste me I immediately blocked her.
So, never again. My good Samaritan days on A F F are over.
You're on your own, people!
Have a wonderful week
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A F F Competition...
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Posted:Oct 21, 2014 6:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2015 4:07 pm
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...or con as I like to call it
So after reading AngusMcCoatup blog a while back [post 3468575] about A F F's then competition, and how unfair it was, making up the rules as they went along, etc, I decided to test the competition myself.
So I submitted a picture in their newest competition "Sexy Costume Contest". My picture was accepted and to date has 23, 549 views, 108 comments and 191 likes. So far so good.
Until yesterday...
I check the contest page only to discover that my entry has mysteriously disappeared
I contact A F F who tell me to email them the pic in question. I do so, and also ask why do I have to do that? You can find the picture in the "Contests folder" - but of course no reply to that question. It seems they can't even post the picture properly themselves, as I later read notifications sent to my email address telling me "Your contest picture has been denied" then "Your contest picture has been accepted" - this continues four times
I log on to find that there are now three identical contest pictures in the album. And the newest identical addition has 1,788 views, 5 comments - of which one is mine - and 18 likes. Hmm, those figures are just a little different from the original entry
And although A F F tell us that likes, views and comments are taken into consideration when making their decision about finalists, Jeremy from A F F replies "No, they're not"...hmmm, interesting. Are you now changing the rules as Angus previously reported
So it would seem that A F F's competitions are one big con and should be avoided
Unless you're someone who has won in the past? If so, please do share your experience with us
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Don't talk the talk, if you can't walk the walk...
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Posted:Oct 19, 2014 2:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2014 7:21 pm
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hornyatyoko****
Are you as much horny as I am?
If yes, please come to Japan to have a lot of together.
I wait for you to lick your hot pussy, and do you in doggi position.
16/10/2014 3:04 pm
Me
Sure. How would you like to send me the money for the flight to Japan?
Cash? Cheque? Bank transfer?
16/10/2014 3:07 pm
Imagine my surprise when he didn't reply.
Was it something I said
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And the hits just keep on coming...
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Posted:Oct 17, 2014 6:28 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2014 1:33 pm
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I honestly despair at the scum roaming this site under the guise of being "men".
What kind of mind comes up with this filth?
Ugh, ugh and ugh!
**Update** Yes, already!
Thirty minutes after sending an email to A F F's abuse team this scumbag's account was deleted. Credit where credit is due
I checked and it does say "Profile Not Available Sorry, this member has removed his/her profile." So let's hope A F F have deleted as opposed to deactivated his account. A gold one, at that.
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Another One Bites The Dust
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Posted:Oct 14, 2014 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2014 3:12 pm
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dakota1974 (digits removed to "protect" the identity of moron)
Hi doll, do you give tours of Scotland to international travelers.?
14/10/2014 11:34 pm
What? As opposed to the tours I'm busy giving to non-international travellers?
I couldn't find an image that said "Do I look like a fucking tour guide to you?" 
Or one that says "Who the hell calls a woman "doll" anymore?
Honest to God, if you can't say something remotely original or funny? Then just say nothing at all...
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True Love On A F F Gone Bad
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Posted:Oct 11, 2014 7:26 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2015 5:35 am
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So, if you read True Love On AFF you'll know that this lovely, silly message from a stranger gave me a little smile early one morning...and why.
Him
I know in my heart that you will always be the one for me,,, and I will always truly love you forever.....
25/9/2014 3:12 am
Alas, the true love seems to have been replaced by lust! That didn't take long!
Him
Hey there,,,,,,,,,,
I would like to show u my cock!!
Would u like to see it ??
Do u have skype ??
11/10/2014 3:53 am
So much for romance! As you can imagine, I'm crushed 
I wonder how many women he messages when he gets home drunk on a Friday night/Saturday morning
I await with bated breath to find out what he'll write next...
...not
Have a great weekend!
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The Offer Of A Lifetime...
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Posted:Oct 2, 2014 4:36 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2014 7:40 pm
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...arrived in my inbox in the wee small hours.
SexyMechanic (his username minus some digits)
Two hot guys for you back of a mint bmw?!
2/10/2014 3:41 am
I'm not sure what I'm more impressed with
The fact that he's a mechanic and sexy. Let's face it, it's not often the two go hand in hand.
Or that he has a "mint BMW"! Oh, goody  I can hardly contain myself!
I'm not sure if he's referring to the colour or the condition of said car, but that will have to remain a mystery.
I know what you're thinking. Why didn't I drop everything, including my panties, and rush out to meet them immediately, if not sooner?!
Good question
Answers on a postcard, please!
PS:The first thought that came to mind was this...
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True Love On VisionPersonals.com
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Posted:Sep 25, 2014 6:19 am
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2014 9:24 am
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Him
I know in my heart that you will always be the one for me,,, and I will always truly love you forever.....
25/9/2014 3:12 am
Isn't it lovely when you get a love letter? No matter how short it is, or what form it arrives in.
I know what you're thinking "Aww, Holly's found love on VisionPersonals.com! How wonderful! There's hope for us all!"
I hate to burst your romantic bubble, but I have never had any communication with this guy, and I have no idea who he is
What is funny, though, apart from his declaration of undying love to a complete stranger, was that it arrived in my inbox a few hours after someone I care for was really quite nasty to me, which, of course, upset me.
So is it just a coincidence that such a lovely, albeit silly, message arrived when I needed a little light relief? Maybe the universe is reminding me not everyone is as unkind as the person I had such an unpleasant conversation with.
Or maybe it's just some guy from Ireland who came home late, drunk, wrote this nonsense, and won't remember anything about it today.
Whatever the reason......it made me smile
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Know Your Audience
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Posted:Sep 18, 2014 5:07 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2015 5:17 pm
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Pretty self-explanatory, really
Him
I just want to tell you that you are absolutely beautiful. Any man would be lucky to have you. I would lick your asshole for an hour just to please you.
Me
No wonder you're single.
Him
Yeah I apologize for being so vulgar. Have a nice evening.
Me
And you.
God love him, he apologised. Good for him! Twenty years younger, and has more manners than this moron using the Scottish Independence Referendum as a chat-up line.
Oman5**
Which way did you vote today? Are you curious? I certainly am. I am tall dark handsome and very sexy fun. I put the F U in FUN I'll have you panting and laughing in the same breath. So lift up your hungry heart and let I me take your breath away.. Please text + 1 XXX-XXX-XXXX and I can send you pics. Owen
Me
Why don't you read my profile instead of wasting my time, and yours.
He's 49. My profile clearly states I'm interested in guys 26-40.
Oman5**
You give Scots a bad name with your arrogant personality. Don't bother to respond as I'm blocking your pathetic ass..
Isn't it odd that my personality wasn't arrogant, nor my ass pathetic, when he gave me his telephone number and wanted to, what was it again? Oh yes, "take my breath away".
And using the same logic I guess he gives Americans a bad name given that he can't or won't read, and acts like a big baby when rejected
Don't bother to respond. I'm blocking you all!
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A Post Is Just A Post
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Posted:Sep 17, 2014 6:07 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2014 6:45 am
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If I post a comment on your blog, guess what? It's not an invitation to hit on me!
Here's an unwanted message I received today.
Hi Holly,
thanks for posting on my blog! I guess i'm probably too old and too married, but I think you look fantastic! I travel a lot with work so maybe we could end up geographically close enough to have some fun?
in my favour, I'm in good shape, toned and still good looking! What do you think?
Doug
Probably too old? Let's see. Are you 26-40 as stated on my profile? No, you're 49.
Does it state on my profile that I'm not interested in married men? Yes, it does. Who wants some slimeball who cheats on their wife?
Did I ask you to send half-naked pictures of yourself? No.
Did you already thank me on your blog for posting, and it should have ended there? Yes!
This is the kind of thing, in my opinion, that could potentially put women off posting on blogs. If someone posts on your blog it should end there. If the person who posted on your blog was interested in anything further I'm sure they'd get in touch with you.
Don't get me wrong, I know this is how some people get to know each other, that's fine. I've received quite a few emails from fellow bloggers already, all very nice - none of them hitting on me.
So, guys, please keep your comments to the blogs. If not, it will likely mean many women will think twice before commenting on your blog and you'll be talking to yourself.
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