"I lost my virginity to NUS law prof"
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Posted:Jan 10, 2013 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2013 2:58 am
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No!
Not me.
In a recent report, sex for grades in the law faculty which the police are now investigating. (You can all google it and read about it), I was really bemused with the "innocent virgin" who offered her blood sacrifice to the
mighty sword of her law professor,
ahem maybe dagger (he is Chinese after all) ...
Or perhaps penknife... After all in the legal world, they always pride themselves with the saying, "The penknife is mightier than then sword"
And with the intrigue and cloak and dagger mind games these legal eagles play all the time (I think they are more like vultures)... Just being close to anyone of them... You are 100% guaranteed to be screwed whether you are a male or female law student.
The Law has your back.
Or
The Lawyer has your backside.
next....
You may hear from a female law student say
"The doggie ate my homework" excuse for not submitting her final thesis up which is conveniently written on the canvas of her shaved pussy.
Happy New Year everyone.
Make love but don't get screwed!
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50 Shades of Grey (Guy's point of view)
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Posted:Jan 8, 2013 1:08 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2013 4:32 am
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50 shades of Grey
Yup, my guy friends have been waxing lyrical about this 50 shades of grey that I couldn't help but pick up a copy to discover what's all the fuss about.
Well, after careful study and flipping from cover to cover, the following are my conclusions.
1) It's incredible that there are so many defined and documented shades of grey.
2) I like the part that involves restraints, tapes, masks, gloves, rubber, rods, brushes and PVC and the rampant use of alcohol.
3) Having someone to follow strict instructions is most important to accomplish the purpose of a certain grey
4) it's so good that life is no longer defined as black and white but various shades of grey.
Now I know why my male colleagues are so fascinated with 50 shades of Grey.
How about you, ladies?
What are your opinions?
My next project will be, to pick up the ICI Dulux catalog for 50 Shades of Red to the color concerns of my parents for the latest festive Chinese New Year celebration.
I wonder what color they will pick this year.
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Are your neighbors well informed?
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Posted:Jan 5, 2013 9:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2013 11:25 am
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What does your neighbors know?
I am loud.
And I bang the bed against the headboard.
I am a man of few words.
Come on! Faster! Yes! Yes!
The moans are loud and can penetrate the thin wall.
My neighbors sometimes see me walk about half naked in my place.
They also know there are visitors at odd hours entering and leaving.
Screams are often heard.
What does your neighbor know about you?
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Skinny Dip in Singapore
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Posted:Jan 4, 2013 4:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2013 4:37 am
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After a hectic and busy weekend recently of celebrating the coming of New Year, the usual nature reserves and beaches have emptied out again.
No more small little or inquisitive leering teenagers, old men or construction workers around the bushes in the early morning hours at the parks.
Aahh such bliss is welcome.
So I invited 3 lovely ladies for a fun filled morning activity culminating in a skinny dip. Yup. The shear excitement to watch those layers peel off and the thrill of shrill the moment of the dip.
So I selected a very secluded spot in the nature reserves. Far away from public eye and very near the waters. As a gentleman, I brought a picnic basket, so at the selected spot, I laid down the picnic mat. The 3 ladies got comfortable and eased in. Yes. We had planned this tryst for a few weeks and only this opportune time afforded us the privacy yearned for.
I bought out the champagne glasses (they were plastic ones) and I uncorked the bottle. This was going according to plan.
Angel started by removing a few important apparels. Babe was next with the tiniest stringed one. Chantel was pretty bold when she took it all off.
The sun had risen and the waters had warmed up. I followed suit by removing all of the important coverings. Yes. We were all thrilled. The shear naughtiness of doing the unthinkable in prudish Singapore is electrifying.
To commemorate the naughty event, cameras and hand phones were whipped out and we inspected each other with scrutiny for fats. Yes there were but a hint of the offending fats but there were good fats in the proper portions in the correct locations. No extra fats were seen and we were pleased.
Time to indulge.
We dipped in and cameras were clicking all the way.
The girls were proud of my choice.
It's my First choice.
The plan was to get lays after the skinny dip.
So I now share my secrets with you.
Yes. You!
The secret on how to get lays with 3 beautiful hot females and skinny dip together in Singapore!
1/2 Avocado blended with plain yoghurt with pepper powder.
(70 calories per dip)
Absolutely decadent.
Taste heavenly with Lays corn chips.
My next planned kinky outing.
Any ladies want to take up my next offer to spread their delicious cheese spread all over their cream crackers?
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Merry Christmas everyone
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Posted:Dec 24, 2012 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2013 8:00 pm
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It is going to be a wet wet Christmas.
So many leaky moments.
Now I have been very very busy fixing leaks and clogged pipes.
Some say I am good at what I do.
In Singapore, J B and some say Batam too.
Yes yes.... Merry Christmas to everyone.
Anyone has urgent leaks or clogged pipes to attend to?
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Diamond Jubilee Special
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Posted:Jun 5, 2012 6:01 am
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2012 4:15 pm
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Today indeed is an awesome day.
It is a day where we celebrate her royal majesty's wonderful service to the world. Indeed, this is the day where she gave head to all the men under her, Litteraly.
All 69 of it.
This is when she straddled the world and had the world under her whip.
So she had Rolls on her Roy's
And where she made pounding from the penis, I mean pennies.
Yep, we are referring to the Queen. Really on her Majesty's Secret Service.
Wet ones.
James bonded.
Licensed to Thrill.
Zero Zero on the Servant
Long live Freddie Mercury!!!
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Asshole #*%^¿‰
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Posted:May 30, 2012 5:44 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2012 11:04 pm
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Today is an interesting day.
It was rush hour traffic at 6pm and I was at an Mass Rapid Transit interchange, where at least 2 train lines crisscross which means massive human traffic flow.
The queues awaiting to enter the train were long. The crowd inside the train was packed like sardines.
I was in the middle of the queue. The crowd that pushed out was rough and in a hurry. We tried to enter. Not many could push passed the front group at the door. So I went to other compartments. I found one which is relatively empty and rushed in. The door was closing and I managed to squeeze pass the closing door.
That's when a disgusted female voice screamed out. "ASSHOLE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!"
Now, my ears zeroed in on the voice. She was immaculately dressed. High heels, jacket over a nice blouse and a fiting skirt. She had a beautiful face, except for her scrounged up composure.
"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ASSHOLE HAVE TO SQUEEZE IN HERE?" She spewed. "MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD!". "WHICH SEPTIC HOLE DID YOU CRAWL OUT FROM, LAN CHIO CHEE BYE"
Now, I am a guy, and although I am familiar with obscenities in the plumbing and construction renovation world with very rough manual laborers, I have yet to acquire such a colorful language with an equal passion for presenting such mastery in a Toast Master style to a wide range of audience in the MRT train cabin.
Everyone was looking at her and then peering at me with a sympathetic look. I looked at them, shrugged and smiled.
Clearly, there was a lot of room in this compartment when her neighbors moved away from her like the instant fear of a leper. Ding ding ding. The sound of death approaching.
She had a lot more room when others try their best to squeeze away from her. I had no such luck. I was caught between the exit door and another fellow guy passenger and behind him, the Elocution Queen.
The guy in front of me rolled his eyes and whispered to me, "mental case".
I kept quiet as I didn't want to escalate the situation. I reasoned, "Perhaps it is PMS".
She continued to utter obscenities, languages and dialects of body parts which I faintly recognize.
Fortunately, after a few train stops, she got off, walking pass me still hurling curses. I stared at her contemplating whether to introduce one of my plumbing tools to stop that overflowing sewage that spewed out from that red lipstick orifice.
But being aware of AWARE, and remembering my mum's advice to beware of any physical contact that can be misconstrued as untoward sexual harassment, I dared not do any thing more that retort, "Bitch" to her back as the door closed.
I looked at the crowd, shrugged and said. "Tonight is LADIES NIGHT"
Of course I had a standing ovation. No choice. That compartment was the "Reduced-seats" cabin where most of the seats were removed for more standing room. Where were the armed security guards that patrol the cabins when you needed them? Sigh.
So the moral of the story?
Some with beautiful packaging on the outside is really rotten to the core on the inside. Of course it could always be hormone induced rage. I have met many with a beautiful soul and spirit even if te external packaging is normal and not fanciful. That is true beauty, sparkles from within.
Or perhaps it was genetic defect. Her colon was accidentally connected to her mouth. That would explain where all that filth came from.
What do you think?
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A bag full of sex toys
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Posted:May 23, 2012 6:52 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2012 8:09 pm
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Someone was given a duffle bag full of sex toys.
Now I know it is not from Sircernuunos because my contacts from Customs and immigration confirmed that he left Singapore with his bag of toys.
I too had a friend.
A lady friend about 35years my senior.
Yes... I was once a 15 yo nerd.
With Superman glasses and sometimes wearing my red underwear outside my jeans.
But I digress.
Anyway, i think she thought I too needed to get laid.
So she brought me a life sized doll.
It didn't come with instructions manual though.
I had a tough time figuring out what to do with it.
Why can't these dolls come with instructions?
Like IKEA do-it-yourself furniture?
1) Insert into this hole.
2) Screw tightly.
3) Nail this.
4) Hammer hard and repeatedly.
Anyway.... I did naturally what normal hot blooded 15 year old would have done.
So I poke and penetrated and thrusted.
Nothing happened.
Suddenly the phone rang.
My lady friend was on the other line.
She ask if I liked the bible she left for me at the mail box.
Eerrrr.....
Apparently some one discarded a clothes mannequin outside my door which was beside the bulk refuse room.
No wonder it was so hard on my member, I remembered.
Ouch.
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