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Welcome to my little blog. This is where I share my deranged thoughts in the heat of the moment, usually after clearing some choked pipes. Bathtubs are also my specialty.

Perhaps the fun part of reading my blog is to determine if any of the stories are believable or created from my active imagination, the result of a mind over infused with too much zinc and vitamin C.

I guess I am more valued for my deep tissue muscle relaxing massages. But that is another topic altogether.
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY USA
Posted:Jul 3, 2013 6:23 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2013 7:03 am
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To my American friends,

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY to you. May you all have a great celebration.

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Horny?
Posted:Jul 3, 2013 4:15 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2013 6:59 am
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I have been having iPhone problems lately.
Ladies, if my messages are not making any sense, please excuse me.

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Thigh Girl show? Thai Girl show? Or Tiger Show?
Posted:Jul 3, 2013 3:03 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2013 12:14 am
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With their pronunciation, I hesitate to venture further.

The chicken in me is vary about meeting up close and personal with wildlife especially a real tiger. I think my chicken heart could easily leap over tall buildings and my bishops nose will fly faster than a speeding bullet out of harms way.

Yup.
I was in this exotic island of Phuket taking a much needed break from busy busy business.

I literally needed to have a breath of fresh air!

So I happened upon Chester's Grill chicken.
Now let me tell you.
This is heaven.
The chicken is grilled to perfection.
The skin crisp.
The meat moist yet spicy.
It is in a league of its own, beating KFC and Popeyes.
You gotta try this.
And better than the USA Chester Fried chicken.
Heck, better than any fried chicken.
And quite healthy too.
The oil in the skin is melted in the grill and in the end, there is lesser oil to consume.

But I digress.
I did enjoy getting wet and loved every moment of it.

And the massage.



And the sunset.
And the swimming,
And the shopping,
And the awesome waves,
And the James Bond Island, (well, it actually is Francisco Scaramanga's island)
And the crashing waves again,
And the feeding of fish.
And the PhadThai,
And the Thai coconut,
And the Tomyam,
And the Green Curry.
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Missing
Posted:Jul 3, 2013 2:32 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2013 12:21 am
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It is true.

I had been missing from this site for quite some time.
I had been busy.
Busy with.... Uuummmm
Well..... Needless to say... JUST BUSY. VERY VERY BUSY.

So when you don't hear from me, don't worry.
I am just busy.
Very busy.
Attending to very urgent busy business.

Such as chokes and leaks.
A plumber's gotta do what a plumber's got to do.
Duty calls.

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I MUST have my Six Pack!
Posted:Jul 3, 2013 2:19 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2013 9:26 pm
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Nope.
It is not Carlsberg nor Heineken.

I have promised some the the ladies that I am training hard to get ripped with 6 pack abdominal muscles. Well, I already have my 6 pack but it is so well hidden in my combined one pack.

Maybe I should have promised them "Ribbed" instead of "Ripped". Then I could just easily have gone to 7 Eleven to get a packet of Ribbed Rubbers.

Sigh.

Well, a promise is a promise.

So, what shall I do?
I don't like starving and the idea of shaking a hard tube and sucking in liquid protein sounds like a porn movie Bukkake.

Some construction engineers (claimed to be friends of mine) proposed this.

It might just do.

What do you think, ladies?

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Who has heard of Balik Pulau?
Posted:Jul 3, 2013 2:04 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2013 5:07 am
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Unknown to many, this is the season to be joyful!

1 to 30 Jul 2013 is OPEN HUNTING SEASON for the most aromatic King of Fruits, the Durian.

And what better way than to get on a motorcycle and ride up the hills braving traffic jams to get to the backwaters of Balik Pulau. Yes, the sleepy village on the backside of the mountain ridge of Penang.

Balik Pulau is a town. It should not be confused with balik kampung which means return to your home town or village so in that sense you can string the sentence Balik kampung ke Balik Pulau, which means return home to Balik Pulau.

There is a mad rush to fill our stomachs with this creamy nectar. It is an acquired taste, mind you. In the town, there is this corner coffeeshop beside the wet market that always have a long queue and it only specializes in Penang Asam Laksa and Thai Laksa. YUMMY! And if you are not fast, everything is sold out by 2pm. Don't forget, the chendol is heavenly in this hot weather. But it is the opening of the durian fruit and being the envy of others when they catch the sweet aroma of the durian you just bought that bring smile to your face.

Yes!!

It is definitely the Oomph that hits the heart!
Some girls confess that it is better than orgasms!



Don't miss out on
The Penang Prawn Noodle,
The Penang Cha Kuey Teow,
The Penang Otah Otah,
The Penang Rojak,
The Penang Cuttlefish and KangKong,
The Penang braised Chicken Feet,
And of course the Tanjung Tokong Seafood by the Chinese Temple beside the sea.

And for those keen for adventure, Bukit Genting Thai seafood (up on the hill - see the irony) near Bayan Lepas. ----- heaven to the soul! Yummy.

Don't forget to visit the Penang Bridge, Kek Lok Si temple, the Snake Temple, the ride up to Penang Hill, the Botanic Gardens, Gurney Drive and the quint old shops in GerogeTown.
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Naughty Escapade on a Pool Table.
Posted:Jul 2, 2013 8:15 pm
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2013 5:07 pm
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Yes.
You heard right.
Countless erotic stories have been written and devoured voraciously regarding erotic fun times on a pool or billiard table.

Have you done naughty things on one?
How naughty?

A young nymph whispered her craving desires to me this morning.
Morning?
Yup!
That's when the place housing this pool table is closed and nobody is around thus the best time to enjoy some naughty fun without interruption.

Okay... I am here to fix the damn choked sink, and I think I should check her identity card to verify her age before I consider taking up her offer.

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My lonely Mar 2013 vacation
Posted:Jul 2, 2013 8:26 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2013 5:52 am
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In Mar, I had a business trip to this lovely island.
Someone overseas had planned to join me for a trip there but the plan was scuttled last minute without so much as a courtesy notification.

Oh well, such are some of the perils of traveling with others.

The hotels were booked, restaurant by the beach and up in the mountains were arranged. And it ended with a quiet solitude time even during Nyepi festival. ( The festival of quietness: no cars on the road, no bicycles, motorcycles, no walking outside of your room, no TV, no Internet, no air flights, no shopping, no buses, no supermarkets, no entertainment, no cooking, - nothing)

STUCK IN THE HOTELROOM ALL ALONE! NO BEACH!

Well, I did catch up on my sleep.

Next time, I gotta do more homework to avoid this Nyepi Festival. But I did visit all these lovely places before and after Nyepi. They are so beautiful, romantic, quiet. tranquil and breathtaking.

Top left: Gitgit Twin Waterfalls. - a more than 1.5km hike into the secluded waterfalls. Just when you think you have gone to the wrong direction, carry on for another 300m. Due to lack of proper signage, you need to ask around the locals. It is called Air Terjun Campuran.

Top right: Tegal Lallang Rice Terrace near Ubud

Left: Sunrise at Sanur Beach looking at Gunung Agung.
Middle: Mid waterfalls one of 4 major drop waterfalls in Gitgit. Known as the Terraced Multi level drop waterfalls.
Right: Gitgit Lower waterfalls. (Very commercialized but easiest to walk there)

Mid left: Pura Ulun Danu - a temple at Bedugul, Bali. Mid point near northern side in the mountains.
Right: Sunrise at Gunung Rinjani of Lombok Island seen from Gunung Batur volcano rim at Kintamani in Bali.

Bottom left: late morning at Sanur Beach.
Bottom right: twilight at Uluwatu Pura Luhur.

I am definitely coming back here again to explore in Oct 2013 and explore further.

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End of Jul 2013
Posted:Jul 2, 2013 7:44 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2013 12:31 am
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Ah, another trip up north.
A trip to a communist nation.

Yet another exposure trip.
Not the indecent exposure kind.
But the cultural exposure kind.

Well, let's see how my planning goes.
I hope everything will turn out according to plan
But then, it almost never always does.

These are some of my travel photos, conveniently cropped to keep my obstructive presence from the beautiful sceneries.

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My next planning destination
Posted:Jul 2, 2013 7:15 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2013 12:19 am
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I am contemplating visiting some new locations since the flights are quite cheap these days.

One of them is this.
Sabah (the sea), .... I will plan the mountains another time. (Mount Kinabalu)

But alas, it won't be nice to go there alone.
I wonder if I can find a partner in crime to join me.

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When to share your viewings.
Posted:Jul 2, 2013 6:03 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2013 6:47 am
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This is not one of those times when we should be sharing our important moments with others.

And this does not constitute public service either.

Another place not to share your viewings are when you are in a train traveling in a darkened tunnel seated with glass window behind you.

All your X rated video is clearly visible to us standing in front of you watching the glass window reflection spying on what you are watching privately.

LOL.

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A getaway
Posted:Jul 2, 2013 5:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2013 9:14 am
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Tucked away in a very secluded spot is a very beautiful and refreshing waterfall even the locals are unaware of.

It took some investigation and some trial and error to search and discover this gem

This is definitely worth the extra effort.

Imagine the kind of fun one can get under this pristine natural wonder.

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Cravings
Posted:Jul 2, 2013 5:27 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2013 6:48 am
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Yes!

It's been a long time.
I crave to get my tongue on that delicious taste.
I know.
It is acquired.
Sometimes, guys don't like it because of the fishy smell.
But it is sweet aroma to me.

It is indeed unique.
It drives me up the wall thinking all night long.

The texture is silky.
Wet and moist.
In my lips, it oozes.
It melts.
It is succulent.

One has to delicately pry it open with both hands to get to the treasure.
And with a good helping of wild betel leaves... Aaahh heaven!



Penang Otak. Nothing beats this taste.
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