CHICKS!
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Posted:Jul 16, 2013 12:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2013 7:06 am
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Man oh man!
Getting in shape requires 6 intensive solid months of hard work!
'You gotta eat 6,000 calories a day, you've gotta train three hours."
Those 6,000 calories were not the fun kind - like burgers and milkshakes, Hugh Jackman said. "It's chicken breast and vegetables," he said. "
Six thousand calories a day could be a pizza and a nachos, but unfortunately it's a lot [of chicken] and fish. I'm going to some kind of chicken hell at the end of this. I've literally murdered nations of chickens. Yes, I'm not the poster boy for the vegan movement, but it's that and training hard and time."
Okay
Time to do something. Anything.
WHY OH WHY CAN'T IT BE JUST PUSSY AND JUICE? I can easily indulge in that!
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BOOTS - What's your drug?
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Posted:Jul 16, 2013 12:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2013 12:44 am
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Well, mine is stilletos and high heeled knee length boots.
They really accentuate the curves of a woman.
What do you think?
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Sand, Sea, Surf
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Posted:Jul 16, 2013 12:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2014 12:58 am
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Mmmmmm
Time to plan for a trip next year.
White sands. ---- check
Crystal clear waters. ---- check
Good seafood ---- check
Beautiful Sunset. ---- check
And most important... Away from the HAZE! ---- check
And a long long beach to practice my runs and my swims. ---- check.
Yup
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Workout partner
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Posted:Jul 15, 2013 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2013 1:17 am
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Just signed on for a Marathon Run.
Now training for the long distance.
In search of a female long distance runner cum pacing partner to sweat those distances and go through hot sessions.
Any volunteers?
This is your running partner.
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Screw
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Posted:Jul 14, 2013 6:53 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 11:42 am
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
Only One.
Men will screw anythiing
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know... It has never happened before,
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
How is man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A hot and a six-pack of beer.
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Expectations
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Posted:Jul 14, 2013 5:03 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2013 1:33 am
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How to blend in.
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Posted:Jul 14, 2013 4:14 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2013 6:17 pm
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You just need a few stuffs and there you go
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G-Sport Experts
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Posted:Jul 14, 2013 8:52 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2013 6:44 pm
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You may have wondered how these have become experts in the G-Sport.
Well unfortunately it is a secret,
You will need to learn how to have Do-minions over them.
This Big Girl - ME.
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Wife Control
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Posted:Jul 14, 2013 8:37 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 11:42 am
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
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Slimy
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Posted:Jul 13, 2013 9:18 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2013 10:30 pm
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You have been slimed.
Now pay up.
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