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Welcome to my little blog. This is where I share my deranged thoughts in the heat of the moment, usually after clearing some choked pipes. Bathtubs are also my specialty.

Perhaps the fun part of reading my blog is to determine if any of the stories are believable or created from my active imagination, the result of a mind over infused with too much zinc and vitamin C.

I guess I am more valued for my deep tissue muscle relaxing massages. But that is another topic altogether.
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Real Lusting relationship requires deep thrusting.
Posted:Jan 26, 2016 9:27 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2016 10:22 pm
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I have met a few widows and divorced ladies in group gatherings - nope, not an orgy session but should have been. Anyway they were over dinner and some were griping that they married gays and all their lives, there were never any satisfying sex or orgasms. LOL. This was in the midst of a gathering amongst seniors 40s to 70s with many gays and lesbians in the group. It was a big table filled with talking and laughing over innuendoes.

I have come to realise that there are many divorcees and widows who have never had orgasmic intercourse because their male partners were gays or had ED.

I am also reminded that there are guys who after getting married or after the baby came, the wife no longer is interested in sex with their husbands. Some ladies even use sex to get married and then refused to have sex so they can get divorced so they get a share of the $$$ and alimony to indulge in their passion, spa and shopping.

Why not let there be opportunities for men and women to have sex with whoever they want to have with so they can try their buffet spread before deciding on their preferred partner? For those ladies who like BBC, or alpha DOM, or SYT decide to have whom they want.

There should be more sex before marriage.
Hard deep thrusts to ensure a lusting relationship.

What do you think?
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HNW - Candy Chocolate
Posted:Jan 26, 2016 7:35 am
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2016 7:15 pm
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How would you like some chocolates?
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Sugar babe
Posted:Jan 26, 2016 1:33 am
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2016 8:32 pm
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And it's only Tyesday evening
And my inbox is totally crashed with these




Why can't I find a decent chat?

I seem to attract sugar loving personalities.

I think I am an undiagnosed diabetic.

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And the request is to Fund her (she is Indonesian) Tertiary Schooling in Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia and provide full board and lodging in one of the 5 star Service Apartments in the business/shopping district in KL.

Wow... In my days, I has to take a student loan and work part time to pay for board and lodging and try to win scholarships by topping the class.

Nowadays, ladies have free access to studies in high class accommodation without any student debt and no worries for failing exams because it is fully paid. Young men also get paid fully to study by pretending to be females on line.

That's what I call entitlement society.
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HNW - CANDY
Posted:Jan 25, 2016 11:53 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2016 7:17 pm
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CANDY?
uuummmm...... But I have eaten all the candies.
So can I show you where my candies just went?
In the tummy.

So how about EYE CANDY then?
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Blazing Sun
Posted:Jan 25, 2016 2:53 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2016 11:25 pm
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It usually is never a good day to start with Monday having a torrential rain but yes, it's the end of the monsoon and boy, the rain just poured.
And it poured and it poured.
But surprisingly it stopped after 2 hours.
And there was blue skies.
You must remember, just as close as 8 weeks back we were choking to death in heavy smog, compliments from the shifting winds blowing acres of acrid smoke from the forest fires from our neighbor Indonesia. And to make matters worse, they burned the damn primary forest on two of the largest islands in the myriads of islands in Indonesia. If the wind shifts eastwards, we'd get smoke from Sumatra. If it shifts westwards the smoke will be from Kalimantan.
But thank goodness, in December we had the winds blowing from the northeast towards the southwest.
The fires are still raging in Indonesia. But because of the wind and the heavy monsoon rains, the skies are cleared..... FOR NOW at least until this coming July 2016.

But I digress.

I received an early morning "ping"
Request was unusual.
Nothing to do with plumbing.
She needs a "special photographer" for her private photos.
Sure.
She was waiting for me on her boat. She has a license to pilot her leisure craft.
And off we went.
We went to a secluded small island. I am pretty sure we are NOT in Singapore and we are definitely NOT in Malaysia so the next neighbor is Indonesia.
But this is a fantastic beautiful island.
Blue skies. Windy. Sea breeze.
We did some test shots in her bikini.
Once we determined that this place was deserted, she stripped and we proceeded to take various provocative but sexy nude photos.
It was very professional and she already knew what poses she wanted. Then after 2 hours of photography, we retired and had fun on the beach, in the waters, on the boat.
Really, she was as wild as I could ever imagine.
Rich divorced woman who is very self assured.
We just reached back to Singapore waters at 5:30pm.

These are the only photos she'd let me keep.

What do you think?

I have another appointment to meet her this Thursday. WOW!
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Monday morning - Fucked!
Posted:Jan 24, 2016 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2016 7:04 pm
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Yup. Totally screwed.
Monday really is that that bad.
Sometimes.

1) I have messages but I cannot read because it is encrypted unless I pay VisionPersonals.com $$$
2) I have recent viewers (I cleared yesterday's viewers already) but VisionPersonals.com said I don't have any viewers for the last 30 days.
3) My blogs pictures are blocked or fail to upload or perhaps completely deleted or lost.
4) VisionPersonals.com says the computer is always right.
5) And I am totally fucked because this post is the 10th upload if the same post I put up.

Welcome to VisionPersonals.com where shooting one's own foot is the norm these days. Great marketing strategy.

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Tongue studs sexy? Try this!
Posted:Jan 23, 2016 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2016 8:20 pm
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Back in Singapore, today is the annual Thaipussam celebrations. It is a spiritual celebration. A person is fulfilling his promise to carry a Kavadi in exchange for spiritual help or atonement of sins. Much like the Christian prayers where one promises to do something in exchange for passing the all important exams. Only difference is in the "Christian" practice, many of those who prayed those prayers don't honor the promise.

Here, in Asia, you better honor those promises. It's like a contract bound in blood and filled with pain. To overcome those excruciating pains, the devotees go into a trance and let the spirits take over them, possess them and they become a different person full of wild vigor able to withstand incredible amounts of pain.

They take Tongue Studs to the extreme end.

This is what we call being in high spirits. Literally.
Not being filled with the spirit with alcohol.









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Weekend getaway
Posted:Jan 23, 2016 5:46 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2016 6:07 pm
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It's Saturday afternoon and we are on a high speed boat to one of the islands.
She is a newly divorced lady wanting to enjoy the thrills and spills of life again.
I was her..... ummm porter, masseur, chef, transporter and a myriad other positions which I have yet to define.

There you go Edward de Bono. Wearing as many hats in a go. (Including the rubber hat, LO

Perhaps it would be better I learned from Edward the Boner instead, the male porn star.

But I digress.
Going to the island is supposed to be distressful. For her at least.

We reached the beach house. It was lovely. Beautifully decorated and sensual. Immediately she wanted to go to the beach and sunbathe naked. I told here this island does not allow naked sunbathing. She already removed her bra and panties. I made her put back her dress although she was naked beneath.

She was horny. 3 years without a man's touch. The frisking at the customs at the ferry terminal did not count.

She wanted sex in the beach.
NOW.
I lead her into the cool waters.
Yes, cool compared to the blazing hot sun.
In the waters, I removed her dress and she was naked in the cool clear waters.
I lifted her up on my waist so she impaled herself on me and wrapped her legs around my back as I balanced her knees on my elbows.
She rocked hungrily as she could feel her tight pussy gradually blossomed to engulf my hard cock. She whispered in my ear "Fuck me, fuck me hard"

I lifted her and pounded her back into my cock, each thrust making her scream in delight. "MORE! MORE!"

I continued to pound her till she bit my shoulders shuddering into a big orgasm. I continued despite her cries "no more, no more" continuing to torture her into another massive climax which she screamed aloud in the sea.

She was totally invigorated and wanted to try out more wild positions but since we were in a conservative island, we left thre clear beach after I helped her put back her wet dress on and we went back to the beach house for more fun on the balcony facing the sea.

When was your last time having fun outdoors with wild abandon?
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Economy is in the Shits
Posted:Jan 23, 2016 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2016 10:31 pm
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The first sign that the economy is in bad shape is when lower ranking people, people who do not have much legal or political power to exercise over their employers, won't get paid on time.

This means general workers, maids, cleaners, construction workers and so forth.

These are also the same people who want job security and thus would exchange for a meager salary for the time they put in. They are always the first casualties. They don't get paid on time and then they don't get paid at all.

On the other hand, the more insulated ones are the financial contracts kind like 2 year contract for rental or purchase of trade machinery. This they are committed to honoring or else they will be imposed a futures fine on them.

So why would these workers still want this kind of "job security" when obviously there is NO JOB security except in their own minds?

And the worst of it, they expect others to help them financially for all the things they do wholeheartedly and happily for their non paying employers.

Strange but real.

What do you think?
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Check Mating
Posted:Jan 22, 2016 2:50 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2016 4:03 pm
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DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — A video clip of Saudi Arabia's top cleric saying that the game of chess is "forbidden" in Islam because it wastes time and leads to rivalry and enmity among people has provoked heated debate, and widespread criticism, among Arabic Twitter users.

The clip was shared on YouTube in December, gaining traction in recent days on social media. Some Twitter users mocked Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdelaziz Al Sheikh, saying chess is an intelligent game and that is why conservative clerics decry it. Others defended his religious advice, saying that many other Islamic scholars have also warned that the game can be addictive and cause people to lose focus from their daily prayers and remembrance of God.

Saudi Arabia's influential religious establishment adheres to a strict Sunni Islamic ideology known widely as Wahhabism.

Similarly, Shiite Iran's Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani previously declared that chess is religiously prohibited because it could be used for gambling, which is not permissible in Islam.

In the 44-second clip, Al Sheikh says "the game of chess is forbidden," backing up his statement by referring to a verse in the Quran that bans gambling, intoxicants and idolatry. Answering a question posed to him by a viewer on the Saudi religious Almajd network, the mufti says chess "wastes time and money and causes rivalry and enmity" because it makes rich people poor and poor people rich.

Despite some top religious scholars frowning upon chess, the Saudi sheikh's opinion is not seen as a formal edict that could lead to a ban on the game in the kingdom. Games such as backgammon and cards are popular among men in the Middle East.

Muslims, who introduced chess to Europe, have been playing the game since the 7th century in Persia.

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I wonder when they will ban Candy Crush and Counter Strike and Grand Theft Auto?





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In case of RUPTURE......
Posted:Jan 21, 2016 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2016 7:27 pm
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Many have been approaching me about some religious experience and I was told that it is the ultimate climatic experience where you will be lifted on high into the sky with ecstasy.

Well, I do believe in Rupture too but in accordance to my field of expertise. Too many dry or frozen months buried in the deep recesses within can lead to a spectacular Rupture.

Especially if one has not been alive for many years.

Any ladies up for some massive squirting?

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Lunch Delight
Posted:Jan 21, 2016 1:06 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2016 7:04 am
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The Whatsapp was for lunch.
At a cosy hotel restaurant.
She invited me over as it is her lunch break.
We started early because she wanted to eat early and finish early.
It was rushed but then she had the urge.
Then we went up to her room.
The chambermaid was making up the room.
Śhe held my hand and led me down to the indoor spa.
It was quiet.
There was a jacuzzi.
I said it was public area.
She said she doesn't care.
I stripped and got in naked.
She did the same.
We kissed as I massaged her nipples which turned her on.
She bit my ear signaling she was ready and she wanted it now.
She got up and lowered herself, impaling her pussy with my hard cock and started to rock up and down.
She moaned.
I lifted her to suckle her nipples as she continued to rock.
She clawed my back and bit my shoulders and she quivered and cum.
She want to be pounded and she got up and let me into the sauna.
She sat on the highest ledge and spread her legs as I got down and licked her pussy and fingered her.
Her pussy tightened and gripped my fingers as she climaxes again.
I got up and penetrated her and pounded her as she continued to urge me on to fuck her hard.
I feel my cock engorged and with a loud cry, I emptied my cum into her.
She glowed and was pleased as my cum dripped out, she dipped her fingers in and licked the cum.

That's a great afternoon quickie.
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Emails........ Sigh.
Posted:Jan 20, 2016 11:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2016 12:32 am
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Here I don't even receive any emails from any ladies at all. Well, that's not true. I did receive 2 emails from two different female members but alas, they are gibberish. Completely encrypted and I cannot read the message unless I pay for the membership. Yeah... well... I ain't paying no membership for this meager mail which could just be a random ice breaker mass sent email by the VisionPersonals.com computer on behalf of objecting female members of this site.

But on other sites, I have been flooded with tons of messages.

One intriguing one comes from an English female from England.

Her profile: Christine, 34, Single, White, 170cm 70kg, with

She: I wish to know you.

Me: Yes, you may, the details are in the profile

She: You sound so amazing, I wish you to be the joy of my life and I want to bring happiness to you. I am living in United Kingdom but originally from Australia and my mother from Singapore. Can we Skype? Find me at xxxxx xxx.

Me: Sure

In Skype:

She: Am not fine. Honestly I am tired of living alone and been single.

Me: [here we go again, alone and single yet indicated she had ]
You are living in England and I am in Singapore. Why not you find a nice gentleman in England?

She: I want to relocate to Singapore by all means but things not going good for me here in London and you look amazing and so handsome.

Me: [handsome? Wait for the catch when she is going to ask for financial assistance]
Thank you. If you want information on relocation to Singapore, you can find it in this website from the Singapore Hi-Com.

She: I know but I have my plan and moreover I need to do something about my late mother property with the advice her lawyer gave me.

Me: well your lawyer is best to give you the advice.

She: Honey, London is a good place to live but is too expensive for me to live.

Me: Try Yorkshire or Cornwall or Swansea

She: the advice he gave to me was to sell the house and use it to established my self and that was when I complain about financial problem.

Me: [yup, never fails. Note the grammatical and spelling mistakes]
Singapore is a very expensive place to live in. Better that you consider going to Thailand or Indonesia or Philippines or Cambodia.

She: but first thing am going to do is to come down to Singapore and find a buyer that will buy the house so I seriously need your financial help and I can see you the best of me immediately am successful in selling the house. I need £2,258 loan from you. I promise to give you a 30% interest when I sell my house.

Me: Better you ask your lawyer for the money as he is administrating your mother's asset disbursement. He can place the £2,258 as a charge for the services he rendered.

She: But I want to come to Singapore to meet you and start a new life with you.

Me: [eyes rolling] When you have no money, another way is to issue Powers of Attorney to you lawyer to effect the sale of the property and wait till you get cash before you come over.

She: I am so sick and tired of London. I want to come to Singapore to sell the property and start a new life.

Me: Where is your mum's property? Address?

She: 181, New Bridge Road.

Me: What kind if property is that?

She: Itsa story building and my mother did not live there anymore be cause she died 6 years ago.

Me: I am sorry but I really cannot help you at all.

She: What a heartless man you are. I thought you are handsome, gentleman, kind and honest, the love of my life and you break my heart by shattering my dreams being with you.

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1) I doubt with such a short period if conversation, one would suddenly decide to be bound by the heart.
2) Better to be a heartless man than to be a poorer man by £2,258
3) No lawyer would advise the to travel to another country on her own to sell the property. The appropriate step would be to issue powers of attorney to the lawyer to sell the property there and remit the sales proceed back.
4) the mother has passed on 6 years ago, and only now the lawyer would handle the estate matters? Irresponsible or ludicrous.
5) the address, 181 New Bridge Road is the address of a budget hotel "HOTEL 81 Chinatown" which has been operation more than 10 years already and the hotel chain owner does not rent from other property owners to operate the hotel. He buys the hotel and rebuilds or renovates it.

So that's some of my encounters with women on line seeking to chat with me. Sigh.

I have better luck in my plumbing business.
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