Pun for Fun - Second
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Posted:Jan 31, 2016 1:44 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2016 3:32 pm
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Any one here watched the classic To Kill A Mockingbird?
No? Well, let's go to this pub which is showing the classic. We will not know how many shots there was or will be.
LOL.
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Pun for Fun - First
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Posted:Jan 31, 2016 1:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2016 4:00 pm
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Wanna go and experience the Codfather?
Something's really fishy here. LOL.
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Morning at MBS
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Posted:Jan 30, 2016 2:37 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2016 3:33 pm
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This morning, I received a WHATSAPP inviting me for breakfast at MBS.
So I did the right thing which is Carpe Diem and rushed over there.
Breakfast is splendid. At first floor under the atrium of the very very very high ceiling leading to the hotel rooms.
She was Japanese and lonely and had a spare breakfast vacancy so I was invited.
Well traveled, her guy friend stood her up and so she contacted me.
I enjoyed a scrumptious breakfast and during that time, she was already toying with me, showing off to me her peek-a-boo body hugging dress with erect nipples.
Mmmm.... Yummy, I licked my lips as she hinted what she desired.
After a lovely breakfast, she held my hand and led me up to her room. We got into the lift and we couldn't stop kissing each other. Breathless.
She was already wet as I played with her nipples through her dress.
She moaned and begged to rush to the room. Upon opening the door, I peeled off her dress and flung her onto the bed and ate her, sucking and licking her wet pussy till she moaned and screamed. YES! YES!!
She pulled my head towards her pussy as she spread her legs wide apart. Panting she screamed "Don't stop" as I fingered her till she arched her back and screamed out loud, "FUCK ME!"
I removed my clothes and got on top of her and slowly inserted my hard cock into her. She was still trembling in orgasm as I move in and out of her steadily, building another crescendo of her climax. She gasped as I held her hands back and pounded her. She struggled but resigned being pinned down as I thrusted into her faster and faster, my groin slamming hard into her pussy.
She squirted and screamed in another orgasm as I exploded.
We spent another hour playing with each other before she wanted me to take her photo. And after that we went up to the sky pool for a erotic swim
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Most Gruesome 20 minutes
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Posted:Jan 29, 2016 10:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 11:34 am
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SINGAPORE - A 20-minute afternoon tea break came with a bitter aftertaste for a driver who was slapped with a $116 parking fee at a Jurong East carpark.
The 61-year-old technician, named as Mr Fang by Shin Min Daily News, had parked his car at an open-air HDB carpark at Block 252, Jurong East Street 24, at about 5.15pm on Jan 2.
Twenty minutes later, he returned from an afternoon tea break and tried leaving the carpark, but was shocked to see a $116 fee on the carpark gantry display.
"I was very shocked after seeing the parking charges," he told Shin Min Daily News. "I didn't have enough value in my cashcard so I was extremely worried."
Another driver lent Mr Fang his cashcard so he could exit the carpark, but an error in the system meant that the gantry did not open, the Shin Min report on Wednesday (Jan 6) said.
Mr Fang said that there were at least 10 to 12 cars behind him, and some of the drivers came down to see what had happened.
He felt "very embarrassed", he told Shin Min.
According to Stomp, he made a complaint on the intercom. But it was another 20 minutes before he was finally able to leave the carpark, the Shin Min report said.
However, while he was not charged the full $116, the incident may have led to some deduction from his cashcard, Mr Fang claimed.
He was feeling nervous and didn't check on the spot if his cashcard had been deducted while leaving the carpark. He said that after making a transaction with the card later, he realised that its value had dropped to 50 cents, despite having about $50 before the incident.
In a separate incident, which appears to have taken place in October last year, a driver was asked to pay $3,513.50 after parking at Bukit Batok Industrial Park for less than 30 minutes.
"Went to the kopitiam to have breakfast with my wife. The total time we took was less than 30 minutes, but the system was faulty," he was quoted as saying by citizen journalism website Stomp on Wednesday (Jan 6).
The gantry display claimed that he had parked for three hours and 14 minutes.
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As the Authorities ALWAYS assert, computers cannot be wrong!
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Unconditional Love
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Posted:Jan 28, 2016 3:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 11:42 pm
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It is Valentine's period and the wonderful times of receiving unconditional love.
And you will unconditionally love all these.
Better than sex.... Well almost.
What do you think?
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Anal bonus
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Posted:Jan 28, 2016 3:22 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2016 11:52 pm
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Workers Given Sex Dolls Instead Of Cash For Their Annual Bonus
The annual bonus is a good time for workers who can finally splash a bit of cash guilt free after a year of hard work.
But one set of employees at a company that created a dating app couldn’t fit their bonus in their wallets because it was a life-sized inflatable sex doll.
Young single men at Lianlian, based in Guangzhou, China, were given the sex dolls as an apt reward for helping others boost their sex lives.
Just in case they weren’t clued up in the ways of women, the men, all said to be in their 20s, were taught how to use the dolls and were even invited on stage to demonstrate their uses in front of hundreds of colleagues - just to add to their embarrassment.
Other year-end bonuses included slightly less controversial dehumidifiers, T-shirts, flip-flops, and bottles of Chinese hot sauce.
Bosses of other firms in China also reportedly shunned handing out cash bonuses this year, instead choosing to reward staff with train tickets, pork, and coupons.
However, the new policy has not gone down too well with workers, who looked forward to spending their money on exactly what they wanted.
Chinese New Year galas are a long-standing tradition in Chinese business practices, usually taking the form of a large feast.
Now with added sex doll demonstrations.
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Next time use your ..........!
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Posted:Jan 28, 2016 2:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 11:43 pm
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The 17-year-old girl said she was attacked at around 10:00 p.m. last Wednesday night in the town of Sønderborg, a town of about 27,000 people.
The would-be r*pist, who was described by her attacker as “English-speaking” and wearing dark clothing, knocked the to the ground and unbuttoned her pants and began attempting to undress her.
Fortunately for the , she was able to fight off her assailant with pepper spray. Unfortunately, using pepper spray is illegal in Denmark, according to local police spokesman Knud Kirsten.
“It is illegal to possess and use pepper spray, so she will likely be charged for that.”
The ’s fine for possessing and using the pepper spray is likely to be 500 Danish Kroner (about $73), and already people are lining up to pay the fine for her, if the comments section of Denmark’s TVS News‘ article about the story is to be believed.
“I will be willing to pay for the fines. I do not know what dollars are in Denmark but I will contribute in some way to help. I think this is ridiculous to be punished for protecting yourself. This gives people more of a reason to escape punishment since the attackers wont get charged but the victim.”
In fact, sexual assault has become a major problem in Sønderborg recently. Women have reported being harassed by males living in a nearby asylum center for Syrian and Afghan refugees. And it’s a problem being repeated in other Danish cities as well, according to a January 13 report by The Local.
In nearby Thisted, asylum seekers living in a nearby refugee center have harassed women and girls, on the streets and in local dance clubs, according to Lars Sloth, the director of the city’s and families unit.
“Several young women have felt unsafe on the streets, where they have been accosted by asylum seekers. The same thing has happened on the dance floor out in the nightlife.”
Local club promoter Glenn Hollender explains how the refugees are disrupting his club and making the experience uncomfortable for women.
“We must say that a large number of the male guests who come from the local asylum centre have a very hard time respecting the opposite sex. In my eyes, it is harassment when one or more men continue to touch a young woman after she has said ‘stop.'”
Nightclubs in some Danish cities are so fed up with local asylum-seekers harassing their female patrons that they’re refusing to allow guests who don’t speak Danish, German, or English.
Rafi Ibrahim, a Syrian who has been living in Denmark for the past several years, believes that part of the problem may stem from the fact that many refugees are coming from nations where women are not given the same amount of respect and protection that European women expect, and where sexual violence is a way of life.
The Danish police force, meanwhile, is under-manned and stretched too thin, according to Claus Oxfeldt, president of the Danish police union.
“There is a new reality in which there are new assignments that Danish police must carry out. And that has to be taken from the resources we had before. Of course this will have consequences for individual residents.”
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Well, in Malaysia, if you were r*ped, depending on who the judge is and which state you are in, you might be stoned or given lashes because you asked for it if you are not covered from head to toe like Darth Vader.
The Force is strong in this one!
So let's put it this way, when you are attacked and at the risked of being r*ped, don't use a gun, knife, pepper spray. You'd be safer if you offered oral sex and bit off your attacker's penis instead. One, the attacker cannot disappear. Two, you have the damn evidence "Exhibit A" in a jar of Vinegar and Three, you don't have to wait for the courts to meet out justice!
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Hot of Not?
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Posted:Jan 28, 2016 1:35 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 11:43 pm
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Actually that's a stupid question.
I am freezing my butts off trying to take this picture.
It's been raining cats and dogs here in Singapore
Pouring like Noah's days and not a boat in sight.
It doesn't help either when the windows are shut, the curtains drawn and in an air-conditioned room too. We don't have air-conditioned heaters in Singapore. Only coolers. Bummer.
Well, I'll try my best to please.
Hope you like this.
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This Pussy and Ass
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Posted:Jan 28, 2016 12:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2016 4:09 am
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What's with today?
I thought it was HNW but apparently there is a new movement involving pussy and ass.
So this is my version of PUSSY & ASS day
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Public Transport!
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Posted:Jan 27, 2016 7:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2016 11:54 pm
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The problem with these ladies seeking sex partners for parties is getting so prevalent in Singapore that the police is putting up these signs in major public transport interchange. This is massive expenditure in advertisements and it must be so so serious and out of control that the police have to resort to this.
It goes to show many men think with their dicks and not with the other head.
Do you have a serious problem like this in your country?
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Age Verified!
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Posted:Jan 26, 2016 10:34 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 11:43 pm
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I have been inundated with so many offeres just like this.
"Let's hookup and have fun!!
I am looking now for a guy who can join me into our special party it is called Swingers party!.So if you think that you are the right guy for me don't be shy to message me in chat IM or hotlist me i will response to you immediately hope you are the guy that im looking for and let's spend a good time together !  Cheers you can also add me so we can be friends here"
And the need to AGE verified to ensure I am not a minor.
Let's be frank about this. I am 51 going on to 52.
If this event is for those 100 years old and above, then I happily admit I am a minor.
And I hate using my credit card to verify anything at all.
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Indonesian Beauty
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Posted:Jan 26, 2016 10:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 11:34 am
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Tuesday morning.
Actually 5:00am.
I was called over to her hotel room.
She just woke up and wanted company.
To swim.
We stole our way to the pool.
No security.
She removed her bikini and slipped in the pool for a naked swim.
Very sexy.
We had a lovely morning naked swim and a pool fuck.
As the sky turned from black to blue, it was time to get up and back to the hotel room.
And we had another 3 hours of fun before she had to fly back to Indonesia.
Yummy.
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