Plumbing in Sentosa
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Posted:Feb 21, 2016 7:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 11:53 am
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YESTERDAY 20 Feb 2016
She called me up with an unknown number. She told me she needed to be discreet. She wanted to experience orgasms and in all her adult life till age 50, she had never ever experienced what some of her girlfriends have raved so much about. She called because she wanted to hear my voice and upon hearing, she loved the sound of my voice. Her friends recommended that she seek my plumbing services but she could not have it in her home. She needed a "good plumber" to help her to cross her half a century celebration into womanhood.
I "hmmmed" and "hawwwed", not sure what to make out of this very direct request. She gave me the name of her girlfriend and the mobile number and I recognized that contact.
Sure, it would be my pleasure and hers also to help her with her plumbing predicament.
No emails, no SMS, no details, nothing. Just to meet her at this room in a 6 star hotel in Sentosa Island on Saturday noon.
I made my way to Sentosa Island. It was a busy weekend. But the hotel was very secluded. The room had its own outdoor spa pool completely covered from prying eyes.
She was in the room. The door was left ajar and I walked in. She asked me to close the door behind me and locked it.
Then the lights were turned on. She was truly an amazing lady. Well taken care of and she not an ounce of excess muffin too. At age 50, she would have put ladies 20 years her junior to shame. She dressed in a willowy shear nightie, nothing left to imagine as her breasts were pert and ample. She was waxed. I stepped forward and she explained that she wanted to experience the joys of climax. I wonder if I needed to work as Dr Freud if she claimed she had not climaxed before.
We sat down and had a casual conversation and she drank her brandy to calm her nerves. She offered brandy to me but I declined as I am semi-allergic to hard liquor.
We talked about many things under the sun and she was happily chirping away enjoying her banter. After an hour, I suggested we go to the pool to ease off. I helped her slip off her cover and I removed my clothes as she walked in the pool naked followed by me.
She was at ease when I massaged her shoulders and soon caressed her breasts while licking and kissing the back of her neck which elicited a moan.
With her back against my chest, I wrapped my arm around her and fondled her nipples, driving her insane with passion while my other hand moved down to her pussy. My finger dipped in between her folded lips and slid up and down her swollen clitoris. Another moan escaped her lips as I continue to rub her slowly. She arched her back as she gasped. The tension rose. She fought to have me stop but my deep voice assured her to stay calm and ride the waves of passion. She said the feelings are too intense and that she is about to die. She wanted it to stop. I stopped and let her passion subside.
Yes, she is not used to the intensity of pleasure. I kissed her and invited her up to the room. She reclined on the bed and I got on top of her and kissed her lips, her chin and slowly linger around her breasts and nipples sucking and licking, driving her to new heights. My finger dipped once again on her clit and slowly massage her clit, around and around. Her pussy became moist and sticky and slippery with her thick juices.
I inch myself down to her pussy all the while caressing her nipples with my other hand until my tongue started lathing her clit. I maintained a constant light pressure on her clit while I swish my tongue side to side over her swollen clit. She moaned, yes ... there... there.... I continue to lick her and she moaned and begged me to fuck her. I ignored her request and continued to lick and suck her clit while one hand caressed her nipples while the two fingers in the other hand was slowly caressing her G-spot. She arched her back and beg me to stop licking her because the feeling on her clit was very intense and burning, with the burning starting from the sole of her feet, rising up to her calves and then to her thighs.
She arched up as I locked her hands against her spread legs. I continue to lick her clit. She moaned out loud and begged me to stop but this time I continued to maintain licking her until she screamed out loud with her legs trembling and body shaking all over. She screamed aloud and collapsed in her bed, sobbing. She had never felt such a high intense explosion as she reached the peak of mini-death.
She was still convulsing from that massive orgasm when I got on too of her and spread her legs apart and penetrated her and consistently thrusted into her tight spasming pussy. She gasped for more air as I drove my hard cock faster and faster. She stretched out her hands to my buttocks and urged me with her hand to pump her harder and faster. I increased my tempo as I peered down into her warm eyes and we both connected in a deeper level as she began another cycle of building up her climax. I pounded harder and harder and she urged "FUCK ME HARDER!"
"Oh my God!!! Fuck me hard!..........AARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!"
She collapsed as I continued to pound her as I felt my turn to explode. I released my tensed body with a powerful ejaculation and slumped down on her limped body.
She fell fast asleep for the next 2 hours. I laid beside her, stoking her hair, waiting for her to recover from her deep sleep.
When she opened her eyes.... she gave me a passionate kiss and whispered.... "I want MORE"
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Sex dis-Investment!
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Posted:Feb 14, 2016 6:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2017 5:03 am
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Hundreds of Singapore males have fallen victim to credit-for-sex scams in the past year, with the bulk of these cases perpetrated by syndicates from China, according to police.
In their annual crime press briefing on Friday, the Singapore Police Force reported that the number of credit-for-sex cases jumped to 1,137 in 2015 from just 66 cases in 2014.
The largest amount involved approximately $74,000.
They had call centers… with scripts, calling our men to offer sex. And they (the victims) happily gave them millions of dollars for a person that never turns up,” said Chew.
For these crimes, only “minimal” amounts have been recovered, said Chew.
“The money moves very fast… it’s very hard to get the money back,” he said.
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Chocolate on my lips.
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Posted:Feb 13, 2016 3:24 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2017 5:02 am
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Elbowing each other in the stampede to buy Valentine's Day chocolate for the men in their lives, Japanese women brought stores to a standstill Saturday.
In Japan, the menfolk do sweet nothing on February 14 while the women do battle in heaving aisles, loading up on confectionery treats for the object of their desire.
How I wish I am in Japan now or have a few Japanese ladies wanting to get me some chocolates?
Let me have some chocolates on my lips!!!
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Full Monty! - Happy Valentine's Day
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Posted:Feb 12, 2016 11:40 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2016 5:54 pm
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Well, here is the full Monty for Happy Valentine's Day for you my beloved dearest.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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HNW - OUTDOOR FUN
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Posted:Feb 9, 2016 10:06 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2017 2:21 am
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Just gone to the beach for some kinky outdoor fun this morning.
Totally thrilling as the waves comes splashing into the rocks and brings cool waters flooding your body.
Yummy.
HAPPY HNW.
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Must love animals, we are a packaged deal, she said.
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Posted:Feb 9, 2016 3:25 am
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2016 6:34 pm
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So there I was, sipping my sugar laden ice blended protein shake in Smoothie King, with its 50% off promotion (remind me to steer clear away from Smoothie King and its fake low calorie high protein drink which is filled with high fructose corn syrup artificial mango and artificial banana flavoring) listening to this lady telling me her set of criteria for a date within a date.
She asked me point blank if I indeed love animals and I told her without skipping a heart beat that I love animals which she then embarked on her true love of her poodles and her aquarium fish and her pet hamster and the exercise playroom.
I really didn't have the heart to elaborate to her that I indeed love my animals too. Beef steak, Lamb chop, Pork knuckles, Barbequed StingRays, Rabbit Stew, Steamed Fish, Chilli Crabs, Mutton Curry, Deep Fried Chicken, Hotdog and above all, waxed or shaved pussies.
Aahhh.... I'll let it slide as long as my cock can slide into that pussy and ass!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
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ORAL SEX IN PUBLIC SINGAPORE
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Posted:Feb 9, 2016 2:52 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2016 8:45 am
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It's amazing to see what a little anger can cause two adults to engage in oral sex in the market place filled with crowded locals.
She screamed "FUCK YOU"
and he screamed back "FUCK YOU TOO"
And a shouting match prevailed.
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New Year Resolution
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Posted:Feb 7, 2016 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 11:53 am
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May all your dreams come true.
May wealth flood you orifices until it overflows and vomits copiously.
May you experience long life or if you are caught in a bad marriage, at least your life would seem a lifetime sentence.
May your progeny leads to more progenies giving you extreme happiness or last minute baby sitting assignments.
May you be filled with overwhelming awe, or in some cases a mind blowing cascading insurmountable problem to solve which leads you to be awestruck.
May you be in bliss if you are more ignorant than usual.
and
MAY THIS YEAR BE FILLED WITH MORE MONKEY BUSINESS IN THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY!
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How to disagree with your politician?
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Posted:Feb 7, 2016 3:26 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2016 5:21 pm
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Remember the famous shoe thrown at Bush?
Well, some one up that act and it comes from New Zealand.
A dildo was thrown at a local politician.
What would they do next?
Imagine Trump or Cruz getting many free used dildos thrown at them. They'd be more famous than Tom Jones with panties thrown at him. Kekekekekekeke
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Thrust Issue
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Posted:Feb 6, 2016 2:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2016 2:49 am
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She has been wanting to be ravished for many years yet her man couldn't stay erect for more than 3 minutes. It was either pre-mature ejaculation or it was erectile dysfunction by the time he was ready to penetrate after being sucked erect.
So she lamented to her friend about her predicament. And her friend conveniently requested her to hire me to help her fix her kitchen lights and power sockets. I reached there and explained to her how much she would save on her electricity bill by changing her incandescent kitchen lights to warm LED lights, a 100W lighting compared with 8W LED.
I got up onto the ladder while she assisted me by holding the ladder steady. I quickly removed the whole lighting fixture and started measuring the mounting points on the concrete ceilings. With the concrete hammer drill, I quickly got the holes done. It was really warm so I took off my shirt and continued to install the LED lights. Suddenly I felt her hand stroking the inside of my shorts as she stared up at me. We were all alone. She pulled my shorts down and stroked my hard erect cock. I became unsteady as I tried my best to finish the LED installation. I almost fell off the ladder because she had by then started to suck my cock. My mind was swirling in delirium, enjoying her fingers massaging my balls while her tongue licked my shaft.
I stepped down the ladder and she led me to her bed. I told her I needed to wash up as I was sweaty but she won't let me. She enjoyed my musky smell as I stripped her naked and kissed her, her chin, her neck, her breasts, her belly and down to her clitoris. My fingers entered her wet pussy to finger all her delicious G and A-spots. She moaned. I licked her continuously until she arched her back and let off a loud scream "FUCK ME NOW!, FUCK ME NOW!"
I obliged and lifted her pelvis up and thrusted into her.
"MORE" "MORE" she moaned.
I pounded her faster and faster and deeper and deeper.
She was in constant orgasms not subsiding from the previous orgasms.
And that's when she squirted. I mean she gushed copiously.
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Spring Cleaning
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Posted:Feb 6, 2016 1:53 am
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2016 3:05 am
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It is almost Chinese Lunar New Year.
Every Chinese is busy clearing and cleaning their homes and washing and throwing out the old and bringing in new furniture.
There are many single ladies all alone in their own homes wishing for handyman to turn up to clear, clean and fix their stuffs. And what better way than to do it in the nude? That would give these ladies the thrill of having a man in their house to clean them up after a hectic day of spring cleaning.
And lucrative too. $$$$
Any ladies want to have a naked Handyman to spring clean your home?
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