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Welcome to my little blog. This is where I share my deranged thoughts in the heat of the moment, usually after clearing some choked pipes. Bathtubs are also my specialty.

Perhaps the fun part of reading my blog is to determine if any of the stories are believable or created from my active imagination, the result of a mind over infused with too much zinc and vitamin C.

I guess I am more valued for my deep tissue muscle relaxing massages. But that is another topic altogether.
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HNW - Too much suds?
Posted:Feb 22, 2017 5:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2017 4:40 pm
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Had a hot hard day.
Just needed to relax in a nice warm bath with a glass of wine.
Only thing missing is a nice warm body to snuggle into dreamland.
Any suggestions?

Err.... a rubber hot bottle is not what I had in mind.
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HNW - HAPPY VALENTINE'S
Posted:Feb 15, 2017 1:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2017 5:19 pm
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Hope this black and white with my favourite red heart shaped cushion is something you like.
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Valentine's! - Loving another man's Wife
Posted:Feb 14, 2017 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2017 2:35 am
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Last evening, I had the exquite time of my life immersed in her sweet smile, her sparkling eyes, her lovely voice. She asked, "Are you coming soon?"

In a minute. Or two.

She came early.

We were seated at a table overlooking a great expanse of nature. It was relaxing. And it was also Valentine'a Day and she was thrilled to be out with me.

We ordered our meals and savored the wine.

This woman enjoyed the thrills seeing me on all fours crawling towards her. She got me PVC clothing for her satisfaction. She sometimes used the crop on me. Yet she loves me as I do love her, a woman married to another man.

Tonight was a celebration of that love.

We talk and made plans for the later evenings. Flowers and chocolates abound. She is happy. She showed off her new hairstyle and I love the new styling.

The evening whiled away, yes this woman is incredibly beautiful and so loving.

Later, I brought her home and sneaked up to her bedroom to tuck her in. I gave a a loving kiss and switched off the lights.

Happy Valentine's Day, Mom!
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What's that in your Ass?
Posted:Feb 13, 2017 12:48 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 3:8 pm
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The economy is getting worse as the days go by.
It's only 3 weeks since Agent Orange was carpet bombed in Asia and the economy is tanking. First casualties are the expats and low skilled foreign workers.

To date, I have met some foreigners driving Uber and Grab. Some from Myanmar, one Nigerian, one British, one Vietnamese and one Iranian.

It used to be that public transport Taxi drivers had to be Singaporeans and when there was retrenchment of senior staff, the government had a fallback for these citizens to earn a living driving taxis.

Well, those days are gone. Welcome to the new world of Globalisation. Sorry senior Singaporeans, you are required to compete with the ever cheap and hard working foreigners who will take over your country in the near future. Already nurses and doctors have been replaced with foreigners. Why? The government limits the intake of students studying to be a medical doctor in Singapore thereby causing a shortage of doctors in Singapore and hence the need to employ foreign doctors into Singapore. Go figure the logic.

Anyway, some who have been impacted by the recent economic slowdown (read crash), some have even resorted to being couriers. Not like DHL or FedEx but more of the luxury kind.

So it was found out by Indian customs that a man from Singapore was arrested for smuggling gold bars in rectum.
Gold Bars? Man.... doesn't it weigh heavy? 12 gold bars weighing 1.2kg.

Now! That's what I call a GOLD MINE.

And he would be known as Famous Anus.
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In her secret service!
Posted:Feb 12, 2017 6:26 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2017 7:20 pm
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There has been a general complaint in Singapore. The ladies in Singapore seemed to favour foreigners over the Singapore boys and it has reached epidemic proportions.
None of the National Service men were trained to service the women.
All they were trained is load up ammuniation and then shoot their load, which does not greatly satisfy any hot blooded ladies in Singapore.

So in order to groom the National Service men to extend better services, the marketing company has come up with this innovative idea.



This would hopefully encourage a mass of Singapore males to begin the act of National population growth with hopefully happy Singapore ladies. Otherwise, it is back to that proverbial "Not tonight, I am having a headache" issue.

However, subsequent feedback has shown that the ladies are not that impressed.



Their chief complaint is tasting with a few licks does not a satisfaction make. What they are demanding is NS Commandoes who can dive submerged until the mission is accomplished.

Oh well! Back to the drawing board!
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Kinky biting Valentine!
Posted:Feb 12, 2017 5:31 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2017 6:27 pm
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This is the time when she unleashes her kinky biting.
Sometimes sensually biting her lips.
Sometimes sensually biting your lips.
But whoa and behold, should she ever venture south....
Because she may just not want a blowjob
She is just HUNGRY.

At this moment, I will take my stash of chocolates and climb up the TOP of the cupboard in one corner and just throw chocolates at her.
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50 Shades Redder - that's what she craved for
Posted:Feb 12, 2017 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2017 8:27 pm
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Well, anticipating this coming week's plans have to be done like a secret spy Mission. Lots of digging, obtuse inquiry, employing other parties to ask the questions and after some deep under cover investigation,



I think I know what she wants for Valentine'a Day this year. The pincers will definitely elicit some thrills.

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A weekend in Paradise
Posted:Feb 8, 2017 5:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 3:8 pm
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I still remember last year when I was overseas. Well, there were many countries I travelled to but one such had a deep impression in my mind. Towards the end of last year, in Germany as the winter was fast approaching, I was nuzzled in a pub drinking my warm October Beer. Mmmm.... tasted nice.... but more interestingly since I don't drink a lot, I stopped at 1/2 glass. The other German guys in the pub were knocking down 12 glasses and more and soon they were a drunken stupor all with slurred speech.

I glanced over and notice a lovely German lady who was left alone by her other male friends who were completely drunk. I smiled and she smiled back and she came over to my table and asked if she could join me. I welcomed her and soon we were chatting everything under the sun.

Slowly she broached on the subject of companionship and how lonely the night was. So she invited herself up to my cosy hotel room, after she made sure her male companions had safety scooted off in a taxi.

Being cautious as usual, I had placed all my valuables in the hotel safe in the reception and thus all that was valuable were my boxer shorts and my clothings and my toiletries. Who knows, shoe could end up robbing me in the middle of the night.

But I threw caution into the wind and let my other head rule the night.
And what a night!
She was a vixen, sex depraved woman, no, nymphomaniac. Totally insatiable.
We were at it the whole night long, non-stop into the morning hours.
I am quite sure we have covered all the Kamasutra positions and invented a few more. I hope the noise didn't keep the neighbouring room's guests awake.

And then she stayed over for the next whole week waiting for me after work and on weekends, we explored the surrounding nature but that is a whole new story to tell.
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HNW - 50 Shades Darker
Posted:Feb 7, 2017 7:36 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2017 11:59 am
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Hope this qualifies the Darker part as it was taken in a darkened room.
And a tinge of red.

Happy Valentine's Day
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50 Shades Darker - Happy Valentine's Day
Posted:Feb 7, 2017 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2017 7:15 pm
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Yes, yes, I know. It's a bit too early. Like premature ejaculation. But then I am a sucker for cheap things and chocolates are cheaper the earlier it is. So are flowers. And yes, you can call me cheapskate but I don't see any reason why I should part my moo lah 5 times the amount for the same thing on that precious day.

But where are my manners? I must apologise for being silent for the bigger part of last year. That's because I was traveling overseas and in some countries, there is no access to this website at all.

So now, for a brief moment, just for you, I would love to greet you Happy Valentine's Day and if you are as eager as me in my anticipation for the next installment 50 Shades Darker, welcome to the world of dark fun.

This is what I anticipate.

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Do you prefer shaved or not shaved down there?
Posted:May 12, 2016 6:28 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2016 4:48 am
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Over the course of a week, I have met many who have gone on the mission to promote no shaving down there.

But despite all the political correctness, I am a staunch proponent of "Shaved Down There" movement.

Sorry for being politically incorrect but I just just can't agree to the sight of non shaved.

What do you think?
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Saturday - EYE CANDY for the beach
Posted:Feb 26, 2016 10:30 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2016 10:34 pm
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It's a lovely hot weekend here.
Nice for a beach swim with skimpy swimwear or less.

..
Nice Eye candy.
How do you like your eye candies?





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What's come to mind when you see the word "SEX" ?
Posted:Feb 22, 2016 2:43 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2016 4:42 am
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What comes to your mind when you see or hear the word "SEX"?


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