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Welcome to my little blog. This is where I share my deranged thoughts in the heat of the moment, usually after clearing some choked pipes. Bathtubs are also my specialty.

Perhaps the fun part of reading my blog is to determine if any of the stories are believable or created from my active imagination, the result of a mind over infused with too much zinc and vitamin C.

I guess I am more valued for my deep tissue muscle relaxing massages. But that is another topic altogether.
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Strange but I am not sure why
Posted:Jan 3, 2016 4:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:27 pm
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I have been posting a few posts after a long hiatus.
Why? Well.... Namely I have been rather busy and I had been traveling.

And with that lesser pings. Actually no pings at all apart from being pinged at when I was overseas for over a month and all I could do was to sadly inform my ardent supporters that I could attend to their choked tubes.

Also, strange enough, some countries do not allow access into VisionPersonals.com, even via virtual IP address.

So here I am.
Back in Singapore.

And let's see if any if my post would get through.
And of course I am waiting for greater pings to ring over.
Or not.
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HAPPY 2016 NEW YEAR
Posted:Dec 30, 2015 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:27 pm
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To all my friends and readers.
Thank you for reading or watching my blog.

Wishing you all a naughty horny brand new year 2016.
Penetrate with gentleness.
Suck in the pleasures of life.
Rock with merriment.
Have multiple explosive climaxes every day with your wet ones.

Have the juice of your life shared.

KISSES.

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My Kangkong PM
Posted:Aug 14, 2015 9:18 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2016 1:45 am
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I am sure you all must have been apprised of the recent news of a small bit insignificant island celebrating it's 50th anniversary Jubillee and how $20 million was spent for the celebration. It is also used to coral the support of the masses in the coming elections to decide who will govern this island nation for the next 5 years.

This is in stark contrast with the situation a bit slight up north. About 330km up north to be exact.

Over there, there is a flurry of unseemingly unrelated activities. So what gives?
Well, for one, we have our most successful find raiser - able to collect RM 2.6 Billion in one cash infusion from one single donor, or two. This is remarkable that even the Interpol (headquartered in Napier Road in Singapore) really failed to detect such massive infusion of money entering into one's personal bank account. And guess what? None of the bloody banks (and their security systems even found out about such an inflow)

And none of these highly paid financial security officers are ever held accountable for failure to detect or report. Go figure out why they are still paid such high salaries for NOT doing their jobs. In France, in the 1800s, it is straight to the guillotines.

But no. Everything is swept under the carpet.

Now, the Kangkong PM is championing the transparency of the future fund raising. Let's all ignore the past misdeeds. All is forgiven and forgotten, yeah? No harm done, yeah?

So on behalf of a community who have been sidelined and impoverished in favor of cronyism, we the poor would also like to contribute our heartfelt gratitude and support for our rulers with our meager $1000 trillion dollar to be banked into his personal bank account. It is that rare period that occurs, one month in a year where we can truly contribute such a substantial to our leader.

So, here you are, our heart felt gratitude with our sizable transferred to your bank account via cloud (smoke) based transaction.
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Just got back
Posted:Jul 17, 2015 11:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2015 2:20 am
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Been a lovely 2 weeks off climbing mountains, exploring caves and getting wet at the beach.

And the ladies are so friendly. Especially the young Russian women. They invited me back to their humble abode.

And the Filipina I was with was really really wet.

And fun.

I will be recuperating for a few days after all those crazy wild fun.

Yummy delicious.

Definitely good for a revisit.

Will elaborate more with private message.
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HNW - what dress code ?
Posted:Jul 7, 2015 8:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2015 6:10 pm
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Happy HNW!

I always wear in bed.
Sorry... My bad English.
I always wear her down in bed.

And that's who I wear in bed.

A - tired for the occasion!
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Rock Hard Erections - for Sexy SandraD
Posted:Jul 4, 2015 7:07 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2015 2:31 am
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Enclosed are a few rock hard erections for you to enjoy.
Feel free to squeel in delight!




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HNW - STARS AND STRIPES!
Posted:Jul 1, 2015 6:20 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2016 9:14 pm
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So here goes the Independance day celebration!

Hola!!

Happy Celebrations!!!!

It's an old photo but I think this should fit the theme well, don't you think?
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Evening fun
Posted:Jun 30, 2015 8:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2015 11:58 pm
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Yesterday was a good evening.
Hot and balmy.
Sweaty all the way.
I received a call to go for a swim.
And we made our way to a quiet watering hole.
It was very secluded.
And since the sun was burning, we jumped into the waters once we reached there.
The water was lukewarm.
Not cold at all.
So we swam.
Naked in the water.
She inched closer and wrapped her legs around my waist.
"I see someone is very excited to meet me" she said, as she grasped my turgid erect penis and shoved me into her slimy pussy.
"Fuck me hard" she whispered into my ear as I lifted her and dropped her against my hard cock buried inside her.
She floated back and I held on to her hip and started pounding into her pussy.
Holding her tightly, she urged me to fuck her faster.
I pulled her in, my cock sliding to part her very tight pussy.
She squirmed and moan as she came.
I lifted her out of the waters and put her against the tree where I penetrated her doggie style.
"Fuck you bitch! Fuck you cum slut" she moaned
And I did as she urged until my cum filled her pussy and dripped out.
Now! That's what Tuesdays are all about.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down....
Posted:Jun 30, 2015 8:01 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2015 8:20 pm
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It's raining heavily.
Grey skies.
Cold.
Settling in for a hot cup of coffee.
Waiting for my piano teacher.
Mastering music is tough.
Fingering techniques must be perfected.
Sliding my fingers to produce music to my ears.
Using fleeting fingering to elicit thrills.
Yes, music is disciplined skills.
I also have to practice my orals too.
Getting the right timing and pitch.
It is all focused on the tongue and lips.
But most important is to have a very good teach.
A good piano teacher will inspire the student to excel.
I believe I found a piano teacher who will inspire me to great heights.

I can't wait for her to cum.
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New draconian laws
Posted:Jun 30, 2015 4:28 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2015 5:22 pm
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In view of the new "super sensitivity edict on racial harmony", Malaysia has embarked in a new custom where everyone else is to be fully aware of how a certain group of people would immediately sin against their God, or fall away from His teachings if they are remotely in any way the slightest bit tempted by anyone nearby.

Thus, the new laws would mean, the offender would be found guilty if one causes anyone in that certain group to "feel" hurt or offended or tempted in whatsoever way. See, the Shariah laws are so much easier than constitutional laws and common laws inherited from the British during colonial days. The new law will simply be, "Do not make a certain group "feel hurt or offended"".

So the next time you decide to visit Malaysia, remember to walk gingerly and eat secretively and cover your body from head to toes in black so as not to "hurt, offend, tempt" a certain group from fulfilling the wishes of the Almighty God.

Thus you CANNOT eat in front of them during the holy month of fasting. Heck, why not shut down all restaurants, fast food, hawker stalls, supermarkets from 5am to 7pm every day so these people won't be tempted to eat. By the way, shut all cinemas and internet access and make sure that all TV and cable channels carry only religious shows and radios should only transmit prayers all day and night long during this festive season of holy fasting?

As to not hurt the feelings of these people, why not make the national attire to be BLACK and full gown for men and women so that their Aurat will not be exposed and thus cause them to sin? Every man, woman, , animal should all be covered totally in black cloth to ensure a certain group's feelings remain unhurt.

Then why not let us extend that to eateries too.
No more alcohol to be sold.
All medicinal drugs should not contain the slightest bit of alcohol.
Dressing and disinfectants should be alcohol free.
How about NO SALE OF PORK?
Better still, shut down all pig farms!
All crosses on churches should be removed, Chinese temples and their statues be completely covered in black cloths, Indian temples be covered in black cloth in the name of creating religious harmony.

Then perhaps I suggest that all airplane flights cease serving water and food during flight because it is fasting month. Wait! How about shutting down the airport intermittently to allow all ground crew staff to travel out to their preferred place of prayer to pray 5 times a day. That would equal 2 hours x 5 times a day of downtime for the staff to travel out, find parking space, pray, travel back, find parking space before any work can be done!

Hola! It's a great time to declare for one whole month of national shut down, so nothing gets done in this holy period, and we at least get to travel overseas like a SUMMER month vacation!!

Now! That's a splendid idea.
See! There is always a silver lining somewhere.
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Don't worry Babe!
Posted:Jun 26, 2015 8:53 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2015 4:00 pm
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No Need to Worry:
6 Things Men Never Notice During Sex

These are the advice from a lady who used to worry a lot in bed.

It's only natural to be a little insecure in bed. (Let's just be real for a moment, OK? We've all tried to duplicate our O-face in the mirror and walked away horrified that's how we look in the throes of passion.) But the beautiful thing about men is they not only don't notice our oddities mid-act, they have no memory recall of them afterward either. They just had sex—what more could possibly be on their mind?! So the next time you let something you're doing to your face—or something you didn't do the night before—get in the way of your pleasure, read this and forget about it!

1 How loud you are. As long as you're not bellowing in pain or stone silent, it matters little at what decibel level you express yourself. So scream in ecstasy or clam up in time to concentrate on your orgasm—either way, they'll understand.

2. How your boobs bounce. If you're well-endowed, it may feel as if your girls are going to hit the ceiling, and watching them jiggle about may make you long for a bra. But while you're worrying what they look like, a guy's just enjoying the show!

3. Your weird sex face. You know the one—your mouth open in an "O" while your eyelids crash down, making you look like you've been frozen somewhere in between surprise and sleep. Take a look back, up or over at your guy, and I guarantee he's making the same strange expression.

4. Pimples—even the ones you have in weird places. Whether you suffer from bacne, buttne—I totally just made that one up—or have little pink lumps that look like pimples but are actually ingrown hairs, your man is hardly taking a microscope to the mini-picture. His eyes are on the main attraction.

5. How sweaty you get. A little glisten or a deluge of waterworks won't matter to your man. He likes to see you get worked up (and worked out) over him. Plus, oddly enough, the pheromones your body releases when you sweat are another turn-on for him!

6. Your stubble. So you didn't shave your legs last night. Or perhaps it's been a while since you've waxed your nether bits. Men don't expect us to be dolphin-smooth every single day, every single time we get down. He's just happy to see you naked, stubble and all.

What are some other things men just don't notice during sex?
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The more we get together.....
Posted:Jun 22, 2015 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2015 11:25 pm
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Many are abhorred about having a get-together fun time.
But we have been trained since young that we should be together.

So let's play.
Don't you think?

The More we get together,
Together, together.
The More we get together,
The happier we'll be.

For your friends are my friends
And my friends are your friends
The More we get together,
The happier we'll be.


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Gorgeous Voluptuous Fun
Posted:Jun 22, 2015 1:13 am
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2015 4:32 am
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This lovely lady just came a knocking this morning.
After a few weeks of chatting on the messenger, she wanted to see me.
And so she came over.
For the first time.
And she was thrilled.
Bubbly as ever.
Very animated.
Giggling all over.
I had suggested some photography to show her beauty.
Of course with her set of clothes, she tried out some outfits.
And she looked marvelous, don't you think.

And of course I was greatly rewarded for the photos that she liked so much.
Next, to give her enough courage to start exotic erotic photography.

I think she will be thrilled.
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