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Posted:Jul 12, 2010 11:51 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2010 7:52 am
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I'm not sure what's happened lately, but things have not been the best for me. Maybe it's just me. Even Jimmy Buffet, one of my personal favorite escape artists, is a bit down. Maybe we all need some place like Summerscool!
You messed up...you read the paper
You accidentally watched the news
You inadvertently find yourself in the vicinity of the blues
Bust your ass to get the Good Life
You make a habit out of overtime
When the big report card comes
Your priorities are way out of line
You need to go to Summerzcool
Get tothe beach or at least the pool
Time to go to SummerZcool
Remember what is and is not cool
Time out for bad behavior
Time off...you been under the gun
High time somebody told you
It's time to let those puppies run
Whatssup with this recession?
I refuse to participate
The answer to this burning question
Is dancing on your tailgate
It's time to go to Summerzcool
Remember what is and is not cool
Oh summerzcool
There's a time and a place for acting like a fool
At Summerzcool
Get your ass to the beach or at least the pool
At Summerzcool
Know what to keep and when to break the rules
Beer.........101
Sex..........102
Tune it in
Tune it out
That's what I'm talkin' about
It's time to go to Summerzcool
This is the time and place to act like a fool
At Summerzcool
Just know when to get and to break all the rules
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It's Ours. Let's Keep It!
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Posted:Jul 4, 2010 5:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2010 10:22 pm
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Happy Independence Day! I hope you had a great day. It's worthwhile to pause for just a moment and remember where the United States came from. Sometime soon take the time to read the Declaration of Independence. It will give you a quick summary of how our nation came to be, or at least some of the thinking that moved the people to revolution. The Declaration, along with the Bill of rights, are still important to us today as United States citizens. They are easy to find on the web.
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In The Rain
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Posted:Jul 3, 2010 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2010 4:39 pm
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A friend and I tried to go to an outdoor concert last night. As we were walking from the parking area to the gate, the rain started, lightly enough at first, but then in sheets. It didn't take long to get completely soaked. While I tried to enjoy the impromptu wet t-shirt contest all around me, it was just cold. The temp must have dropped about 10 degrees with the rain, and it was just uncomfortable. We tried to wait the thunder shower out, but it seemed to go on for a long time, and, after about 30 minutes, we decided to head back to the car and wait there. After another 30 minutes it was still raining, so we left for home. We got back to my place, got out of our wet clothes, dried off, and enjoyed a cup of coffee and brandy and each other on the couch as we watched a Netflix movie. It was not the evening we had planned, but not a bad one, all in all!
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What Now?
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Posted:Jun 29, 2010 8:26 am
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2010 8:27 am
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Ok. The are back with their parents, and I am back home and I suppose things will begin to settle back into that old comfortable routine. I'm not sure that is such a good thing. When life gets too comfortable, that usually means I have stopped growing and experiencing life its own self. It's very easy to embrace that routine and let it lull you into a stupor on the couch. It's the easy thing to do. If you surrender to it, you will find yourself at the end of the year still on the couch talking to the cat, and we all know how notoriously uninterested cats are in anything one has to say to them.
It's better to be up and about! Now what sort of mischief can I get into now?
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On Fathers Day
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Posted:Jun 20, 2010 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2010 8:15 am
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I have been honored today by two great sons and two grandchildren. They have made my day fantastic! All in all, they were worth the price. I would do it all over again! You should be so lucky.
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A Really Different Experience
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Posted:Jun 16, 2010 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2010 8:16 am
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OK. Grand are officially great! This is the first day back at my house with them. We celebrated the grandson's birthday by going to the arcade where we had bad pizza. The grandkids didn't notice. We ended up with a 1000 tickets which they traded for junk. It was great!
The only downside to their visit is a lack of sex. I haven't had sex in four, count 'em, four days. I don't think I have been that long without sex in over ten years. It is an experience, to say the least. It is worth it, if you can believe that...
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A Message from The Management
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Posted:Jun 11, 2010 10:55 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 4:21 am
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I suppose I should let all my blog readers (both of them!) know there will likely be a brief pause in the excitement here while I entertain and get to know my two grandchildren. They will visit for a little over a week starting next week!
To say it has been awhile since I've dealt with at any significant level would be an understatement, but, like the tag line says, I'm "Still heading out into the unknown!" Wish me, and them, luck.
I'll be back, unless they drive me over the edge!
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The Final Chapter
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Posted:Jun 5, 2010 2:34 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2010 9:14 am
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"You two just screwed the pooch on this one. You know it, and I know it. The only issue in question now is what to do about it. I could demote one or both of you, and I could fire one or both. You both have been productive assets in the past, and I really do hate to lose either one of you, but yet I must do something so here's my offer. I'll punish one or both of you right here in my office right now. The punishment will be physical, and it will be unpleasant. If you accept my punishment today, that will be the end of this matter, and we'll all move on. If you decide you don't wish to do that, then I'll accept your resignation and it will be effective immediately. There's paper here on my desk. It's up to you. I'll give you ten minutes to decide. "
At that point I left my office and closed the door behind me. I walked down the hall and chatted briefly with one of my VP's. I then returned to my office.
"Well, what's your decision?" I asked.
Steve was the first to speak. "I gave this company my honest effort. If you can't appreciate that then I can't stay here. Here's my resignation."
"Fine," I replied. "Good luck in your future endeavors. Go clean out your desk. I'll call security to have someone you off the premises." Steve left.
I turned to Candice and asked "So what's your decision?"
There was a look of concern and worry in her eyes as she answered. "I - I'll take your punishment," she replied in a slightly shaky voice.
"You realize you do have a choice here? You can resign now, walk out and be done with this. Know also that once we begin you can stop at any time, hand me your resignation, and walk out. Your decision is final," I said in a calm, even voice.
"Yes, I understand," she said. Her eyes were downcast as she refused to meet my gaze and stared at the floor.
"Very well," I said as I sat down behind my desk. As I did so, I picked up the riding crop from where it had been hanging behind my desk. "Remove all your clothes so I can see your body. Do it now."
Candice looked confused, and said "But I don't know you..."
"Not to worry, my dear. You will know me a lot better by the time we are through here," I replied. "Now remove your clothes. I want to see what kind of sorry body you have."
Candice removed her vest, then started to unbutton her blouse. Her cheeks were flushed as she completed that task, untucked her blouse from her skirt, and took it off to reveal a sexy black bra of very thin material that struggled to contain a very nice set of breasts. It was obvious she felt less than comfortable.
"Please continue," I said.
She did, but as she unzipped her skirt and started to unbutton the waistband, she turned so that her back was to me. I was up in a flash, bounding around the desk and gave her a sharp stroke with the riding crop.
Candice squealed in pain and surprise. "That hurt!" she said, as her eyes flashed at me.
"Indeed, I suspect it did, my dear. Let that be a warning to you. Don't ever turn away from me, no matter what I do to you. If you do, it will only be harder for you. You have been warned for the last time. Now continue." I leaned back against the desk.
She now let her unfastened skirt drop to reveal a sexy thong that matched her bra, and covered up about as little as the bra did which she now removed. Next came the thong. As she stood before me I sensed a slight change in her demeanor from the shy uncertainty of had seen moments before to a more defiant, harder attitude. "Very well," I though. "We shall surely see how long that lasts."
She stood before me now trying to cover herself with her hands and arms. "In my closet over there are two silk ties. Get them and bring them to me please." She turned to find the closet, went to it, and opened the door. It took her a moment to find the ties, and when she did so she got two from the rack there. She brought them to me.
"One last chance, my dear. Do you want to continue this?" I asked. She replied that she did. "Very well, let's do get on with it. Stand here at the end of my desk. Good. Now lay face down on it." She did so. "Since this will be painful, I'm going to help you get through it by tying your hands to keep them out of the way," I explained as I tied one end of a tie to each of her wrists. The other end of each tie I tied to a either side of the desk. She was now face down on the desk and, for all practical purposes, unable to move about.
"Let us begin," I said, and gave her three swift licks on each cheek. They were firm strokes and each one left a red welt where it landed. "I don't want you to forget why we are doing this little exercise. You failed me, and failure cannot be tolerated. Do you understand me?"
She had been suprised by the strokes and was a little breathless and did not answer immediately. For that I gave her another storke on each cheek. "My dear, when I ask you a question you must answer immediately. Any delay will be met with more pain. Do you understand me?"
She answered "Yes sir!" immediately.
"Good!" I replied. "You should understand how the body feels pain. For example, two light strokes with my crop may only sting a little, but if they are followed by a firm, heavy stroke the last will be more painful still. Let me demonstrate." I gave her a firm swift stroke to her left thigh. "Now I know that was painful, but compare it to this." I then gave her two light stokes and a heavy one to her right thigh. "See how much more painful that is?" She now had matching marks on each thigh.
She was breathing heavily and near tears, but managed to squeeze out "Yes sir, it is!"
"I do want you to understand the price of frailure! I will not tolerate it." This sermonette was followed by four strokes to her back." At this point she could no longer hold the tears back and they began to flow. "As a final punctuation mark to this little exercise take these away with you." I then gave her two more strokes to the ass and two to the thighs.
"You have done much bettter than I thought you would," I said as I untied each tie from the desk. "Use my bathroom to arrange yourself as well as you can, but quickly. I want you out of here now. You will come back to see me tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. when I will assign you a new project. "
She got up from the desk, gathered her clothes and went into the bathroom. I left my office for lunch.
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A Lession - 2
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Posted:May 31, 2010 10:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2010 8:48 am
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Candice and Steve As they stood somewhat awkwardly before my desk I had a chance to size them up. Steve was dressed in the normal uniform of the junior executive. That is to say he wore the standard business suit. Candice was also somewhat similarly dressed except in a jacket and skirt except that her skirt was somewhat shorter than one would expect. They both would, I'm sure, be considered attractive people.
"I'm glad you two could join me today," I said. "I've had the time to finally look over your last project. I know you two put a lot of work into that. I just wish the results had been better. What can you tell me about that?"
They looked at each other. What followed was a stream of excuses from each of them. I let them go on down that road for about five minutes before I stopped them.
"You two just hold it! I know you two have been the ones to do it all. This project was yours from the beginning. Yours, and yours alone! The end results were plain crap. What do think I should do about this?"
There was one of those expectant silences in the room as we all stared at each other.
"OK," I said. "Here's what we are going to do."
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A Lesson
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Posted:May 30, 2010 9:03 pm
Last Updated:May 31, 2010 8:22 pm
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Candice and Steve have worked for me for a little over a year. They are both quite good at what they do for me, but here of late they have been missing a beat here and there. Their latest project can only be described as a failure. It was just a flop. The project they put forth just didn't; cut it. Much of the problem, I'm sure, has been because of the personal relationship that has developed between the two of them. The emotional intensity between them has sapped their creative juices and left little for work.
I have asked them to come in to see me so we can discuss their work. They don't really know what I intend to discuss, but they are both smart people, and they should have a really good idea of what the subject will be. After all, a directed visit to my office is never a good thing. I follow the age old maxim of "Praise in public, criticize in private."
My phone chimes. It is my secretary on the intercom line. "Mr. Buster, Candace and Steve are here for the 3:00 meeting," she says.
"Fine. Send them in," I reply.
They enter my office. I invite them in, "Come in, come in!"
I am sitting at my desk. I have removed the chairs that are normally provided for my office visitors so there are no places for them to sit. They look around, but are left awkwardly standing in front of my desk. It's time for our discussion, which I'm sure they will find riveting.
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Back To The Sex!
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Posted:May 27, 2010 9:31 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2010 8:23 pm
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Ok. I know most people here are not really interested in my road adventure, but that's what I've been doing so that's what I wrote about. I'm back home now, and a more "normal" life has resumed. I have a fairly regular relationship with a couple of good friends, and, I must admit, I have missed them while I was away. It's been good to get back "on top" of that again. 
They both have given me something of a ration of grief about being gone so long. Thankfully, they have not been able to resist my charms (maybe they are just horney!) and we have resumed our relationship(s) once more.
It's a bit odd, but they are both named Linda. That's good for me, because I never have a problem with names. They are both married - to other people. I may one day suffer for that, but right now life is good. It also gives me just a bit of space. That's something I need.
Wednesday Linda1 and I got together to resume our relationship. It is, of course, a very sexual relationship, and we meet in the hide-away I have just for us. Well, not just for us, but for me. It's a place to go and screw without interruption, and we did. We were both eager, and had two good hours of fun that left me limp and both of us with a wide smile.
Linda2 has been more "stand-offish" than Linda1. I'm not sure why, but it was not until today that I was able to convince her to join me for some sexy fun. She continued to play "hard to get" but, as we lay on the bed kissing and hugging, she finally relented and we enjoyed a nice afternoon of sex.
It's good to be home!
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So What Did You See, Buster??
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Posted:May 25, 2010 7:25 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 4:21 am
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That's a really good question, friend. I'm glad you ask.
I saw parts of three states. Do you realize this is one big-ass country?! It is just huge. I drove fairly hard and fast for the better part of three days and I only saw part of three states. Europe has nothing to compare with that. One can drive across three countries in less time than that in Europe.
Speaking of large, I saw the Grand Canyon. It is a sight I had somehow missed visiting over the years. I went there on a day trip while I was in Prescott, and now I need to go back and spend some time there. It is truly a sight worthy of its reputation, and a single day to visit just won't do it.
The interstate highway system is really good for efficient travel. It is, almost without exception, the quickest way to drive somewhere, but the quickest route may not be the best. I took several detours off I40 to check out bits and pieces of the old US66. Some were worth the effort, but others were not. I know it sounds trite, but you just have to get off the Interstate to see very much of the place you are passing through.
The United States runs on wheels. When I40 closed down on me I knew something was wrong before I got to the point where it was actually closed. I knew something was not right when I saw a lot of the 18-wheelers pulled over to the side of the road. I don't normally drive with a CB radio on, so by the time I dug my handy-talkie out and plugged it in I was stuck in an endless line of trucks and cars on I40. My point is simply this: While the trucks are all in motion, one doesn't notice how many there are out there, but when they all stop, as they did Monday, then it seems like they fill every vacant parking space for miles. There's a bunch of them.
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Trail's End
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Posted:May 24, 2010 3:51 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2010 6:24 am
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Hey! I'm finally back home! Over the course of almost seven days I drove 2483 miles in 40+ hours of driving time. I averaged 59.5 mph at an average of 27.6 miles per gallon. It lasted longer than I anticipated both in terms of time and mileage, but that's not a complaint. It was fun!
Now i am beat, and near crashing. I'm going to recoup some and then regroup. No matter how good the trip was, it is good to be back!
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