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Blogs > helga_hansen > ♥♥ Mitt Hjerte - My Heart ♥♥

The Miracle of Toilet Paper  

helga_hansen 56F
2181 posts
5/17/2007 1:33 pm

Last Read:
6/9/2007 11:17 am
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds," he said.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped and asked, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

Yes, he's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.....

But it seems he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw for rest of his pathetic life......

Stupid, stupid man.

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥
gadytfol 65M

5/17/2007 4:38 pm

 LMAO .... Im still aching from laughing
My blog is a free-fire zone. Come armed with a sense of humor


sexyblokeinlincs 61M
470 posts
6/2/2007 12:23 pm

 I'll remember & use that one!

Glad to see you're still blogging away Helga!

love

Al
xxxxxx


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