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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds," he said. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped and asked, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" Yes, he's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again..... But it seems he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw for rest of his pathetic life...... Stupid, stupid man. |
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5/17/2007 4:38 pm |
LMAO .... Im still aching from laughing My blog is a free-fire zone. Come armed with a sense of humor
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I'll remember & use that one! Glad to see you're still blogging away Helga! love Al xxxxxx
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