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Blogs > helga_hansen > ♥♥ Mitt Hjerte - My Heart ♥♥

This Is Really Sweet!  

helga_hansen 56F
2181 posts
5/5/2007 4:14 am

Last Read:
5/6/2007 8:11 am
This Is Really Sweet!
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, and he had a Rum & Butter, while she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said." I'm the one with the nuts, he thought, and then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in to a hotel, and went straight up to the room. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett, who had Allsorts!!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥
funkentjay1 63M

5/6/2007 4:28 am

 I love it sweetie


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