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Blogs > helga_hansen > ♥♥ Mitt Hjerte - My Heart ♥♥

Penis??? What penis???  

helga_hansen 56F
2181 posts
9/25/2006 12:50 pm

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9/26/2006 11:59 pm
Penis??? What penis???
My email inbox has been deluged lately, with all sorts of junk mail. I must admit I'd rather be deluged electronically then with the endless paper trail that's being dropped through my letterbox!

Having said that, I'm not sure about the content of said junk emails. There are the ones telling me about the hottest stocks and shares that I should be investing in. Nice try - but I'm hardly likely to invest through the Internet!!

It's one particular type of email that has really got me puzzled, actually. It's the emails I'm getting that are offering to enlarge my penis. Erm... one small problem, though. I don't have one!

Is this familiar? Am I the only one to get these weird and wonderful offers?

Sensationall revoolution in medicine!

E'''nlarge your p''enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 i'c'h'e's!

Its h'erbal solution what hasnt side effect, but has 100% guaranted results!

Dont lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!

I'll concede that perhaps it's not easy to determine whether I'm male/female from my email address, and I'm just thankful that Thunderbird thinks the emails are "junk", because that is what they are.

What I'd really like to know is this... if I started taking this herbal solution... would I get a 4 inch penis?

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥
redmustang91 64M
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9760 posts
9/25/2006 1:40 pm

 No, that junk will not grow anyone's penis and that includes the non-existent ones women have. Apparently some steroids do make the clit grow some...


haversack_smith 47M
6189 posts
9/25/2006 2:32 pm

 I sympathise; I get spam mail offering pills to enlarge my boobies...


Breathelessbimbo 56F
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9/26/2006 12:01 am

 I get no spam at all as the email address i use is purely personal & no-one except friends has it. I have another real address that my bank accounts are connected with & anything to do with my property.

When i fill in forms online for surveys or nothing too important or anything to do with VisionPersonals.com i use a hot mail ad & all spam goes there. I never open up that account unless theres a problem with VisionPersonals.com & i have to mail the abuse team.

VisionPersonals.com pass our ads out as i get spam from so called members from here sent to that address yet ive never ever given that to anyone from here.


rm_dutchpete 61M
562 posts
9/26/2006 5:06 am

 Nope..it will not grow you a penis, neither will it be in my body anyway.
I do get those emails too (made fast some internet security lines..so they get blocked at the entry).

As both penis and clitoris are made of blood vessels which tighten at sexual arrousement, they can be stimulated by exercise (I think Wacky calls that sexercise), to grow or to be more sensitive. (says the non-certified 'expert' )


Indulge_me101 61F

9/26/2006 7:34 am

 Hahahahaha.....very good post.... *Wondering if she should not try out these wonderdoepa*.....always wanted to know how it feels to be on the giving end....
Hope u had a wonderful birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


shaper007 58M

9/26/2006 7:54 am

 Yep, get the stock and penis ones.... although I believe I have ample of both


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