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12 Husbands - Still A Virgin...
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12 Husbands - Still A Virgin... A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced twelve husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married twelve times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynaecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a musician: he never had an upright organ. Husband #11 was a bank teller: he only ever knew how to make withdrawals. Husband #12 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"   Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥ |
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7/19/2006 12:44 pm |
Perhaps should be added to job descriptions. Cassie xx
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Helga~ Oh sweetie ... send that stamp collector my way! LOL ~SDA ~Angel 
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7/20/2006 8:31 am |
LOL! Nice one Helga! 
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7/22/2006 4:14 pm |
are you sure Husband 10 doesnt explain your present predicament. only kidding.Heres hoping all is becoming clearer and the futures bright in a not a mobile commercial type of way. If not try training pink elephants to keep your mind occupied.
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7/23/2006 6:53 am |
 Gave me a giggle while I was eating lunch, thank you!
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TFF... 
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