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Blogs > helga_hansen > ♥♥ Mitt Hjerte - My Heart ♥♥

Snappy Answer of The Year - The Teacher  

helga_hansen 56F
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3/19/2006 6:42 am

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3/21/2006 12:28 am
Snappy Answer of The Year - The Teacher
A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-arse bloke in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter.

When silence is restored, the lecturer smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

*** Thanks to one of my students for these!

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3/19/2006 7:30 am

 good one Helga.


digdug41 56M

3/19/2006 8:22 am

 ROFL
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