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Blogs > rm_elfandmaiden > The ramblings of Elf's Maiden

In an Elevator ...  

rm_elfandmaiden 57M/63F
55 posts
3/2/2006 9:52 am

Last Read:
3/10/2006 12:13 pm
In an Elevator ...

A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen".

The man nods his head, and replies, "I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.”

The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself.

So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.”

The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.”

Oh Lookie here I found another one.

Maiden's Lucky Elf

wildscreamer13 51M/45F

3/10/2006 11:12 am

 holy shit i laughed so damn hard i fell out of my chair. damn that one was good!


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