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Blogs > darkcappacino > Lust In Our Hearts or Hard Ons

Porn  

darkcappacino 54M
13 posts
9/6/2008 5:27 pm

Last Read:
10/30/2008 4:38 pm
Porn

This is a bit different as I am not a strong advocate for porn. I'm not completely against it. I'm just so damn finicky when it comes to the movies. Magazines, you are off the hook.

Why is there no close-captioning for porn? No, I'm not deaf, but I do read as I watch movie to re-enforce what I'm hearing in the brain. I have an almost photographic memory. I mean, it can't be that hard, no pun intended. "Oh," "Ah," "Do Me, Baby!"

And what's with the lame plots? The mailman delivers. The milkman delivers. The paperboy delivers. Dominoes delivers. Give me a break! Can't you have a real plot with some serious sex scenes? A on the loose, one of his victims fights back, he ends up in prison where he gets to feel what its like from the other side. A struggling couple, each has an outside encounter before returning to each other in a climactic finish. Hell, a doctor with no funding improvises when examining his patients.

And my badness, the actual acts! Does anyone suck the whole thing anymore? That head-tonguing works my last nerve! What about the blow jobs that end up as hand jobs? Don't we take pride in what we do anymore? Remember spit and sparkle!?! And what's with the entering? All you see now is balls bouncing and an occasional smack against the object it is entering. Gentlemen, you can do that with two inches! Give the rest to someone who isn't ashamed to use it! And what's up with auto-fellatio? You can't see a damn thing. No member, no load.

And those of you making them, please include sound! How do we know it feels good if you don't include sound. With the faces some of you make, you could be thinking about your next dental appointment. And please, if you must have music, remember it is background. No one watches porn trying to hear the latest from Engelbert Humperdink.

That said, I have enjoyed some I have been privileged to catch. A couple of celebrities, all Blake Harper's, Shawn Rollins, and some really great ones on line. To you people, keep up the great work! To the rest of you, remember, this is all you going out there. Shouldn't you be putting you best foot (or less) forward!?!

darkcappacino 54M
11 posts
9/24/2008 4:55 pm

 Thank you very much Shyirishguy!


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