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Teaming Up
Teaming Up A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic please ?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that ?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder !" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist"s husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription." ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic please ?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that ?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder !" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist"s husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription." 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Thanks for making me smile
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That's a good one.. I love it. Isn't it amazing how prescriptions can come so easily.. I hope you enjoy your Tuesday and may it be full of fun laughter..
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Love that one
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good one!
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I hope it was a free prescription!
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lol....oh my gawdddd...that was funny...
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all a matter of prospective,isnt it? woop woop
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LOL Good one!
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