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An introduction and Plea for Help
An introduction and Plea for Help Welcome to my blog. For years I thought about writing a blog here at VisionPersonals.com. The only problem was, how do you write a blog for a sex site when you rarely have any sex to write about. Despite my years of being a regular (sometimes semi-regular) visitor here, my periods of regular sexual fun are few and far between. I could be the poster boy for VisionPersonals.com’s ineffectiveness as a place to find and engage in sex, if such thing exists (and if it does not, someone should start it). I can find sex here, but I am definitely not the one ever engaging in it. After the idea rattled around in my head for a while, an eureka moment struck me. An old writers’ adage is to write what you know. If sex stories are what I am lacking, why not write about what I do know, i.e. not having sex. By this time in my life, I ought to be an expert at that! And thus, this blog was born. Will anyone on a sex site be interested in reading a blog about not having sex? Probably not. Will the few ladies that do, show sympathy and throw pity sex at me? I sure as Hell hope so! But that notion remains unlikely as well. Did I say unlikely? I meant there is no fucking way. My luck just doesn’t run that way. So what will I get out of it? Probably just some more experience writing about a subject that I usually don’t get many opportunities to write about. Oh, and the fabulous prizes that VisionPersonals.com gives for producing and contributing to a blog. That is, if they don’t shut me down for depressing everyone first. So, if anyone reads this, please feel free to make suggests on future topics for the blog. I have some ideas already (I wouldn’t start a blog in the first place if I didn’t). And if you are a sexy lady who feels generous enough to have pity sex with me, then stop everything you are doing and write a comment before you come to your senses. |
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Sooo... why not write about not having sex? So long as you do it in a humorous way of course, nobody wants to read a whine.
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