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Why don't we do it in the road
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Why don't we do it in the road Met up with a friend of mine and we went back to her place for drinks. She lives on this deserted street that rarely has any street traffic. This particular night was no different as when we get together it always leads so some steamy hot sex. This time, however she wanted to do it outside. Fine. It's a nice night out, fucking under the stars, with a cool SoCal breeze seems real nice, romantic-like. So out we went, taking out nude bodies out the middle of the street to have "some fun" We were getting real into it when I noticed headlights in the distance. It was one of those straight vans with the loud horns. As it got closer it must've notices us and began blowing...it's horn. I heard it but didn't move She heard it and said keep going Again the horn blew and again we maintained our position in the middle of the road. The horn blew for a third time. Then we heard the slight screeching of breaks, not big, but big enough to know that this dude was pissed off he had stop in the middle of the road. At this point my friend got up off of me, with a look of complete satisfaction on her face, a big ole smile and a bit dazed. "WHAT THE HELL, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME HONKING, I COULD'VE RUN YOU OVER....I SHOULD'VE. GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN STREET!" The truck driver yelled. Then adding "WHY DIDN'T YOU MOVE WHEN I HONKED???!!!" My friend looked down at me as I was getting up, then looked at the truck, then smiled and looked at the driver and calmly stated: Well, you were coming, I was coming and he was coming... ...But you were the only one with brakes!   |
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lmao
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good one lol  LadyTeddieBear
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haha
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