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Mystery Prizes Awarded  

tickles4us 62M
1602 posts
2/20/2016 9:09 pm

Last Read:
9/16/2021 10:40 pm

Mystery Prizes Awarded


1. Something Sweet. An eight by two inch dark chocolate dildo with a full can of whip cream.

2. Something Long. A four foot cast iron dildo… might make a good post for your mailbox.

3. Something Wet. A mason jar of goats milk… kindly provided by kzoo who claims to have collected it his own self… He says it took a while as his goats all seem to have just one nipple to squeeze and pull on… and strangely not much milk.

4. Something Firm. A paddling by SnuggleBuni41 while strapped down in her dungeon… giggles heard from the shadowy corner… shush Lala…

5. Something Nice. Lots of hugggggssss from V.

6. Something Sticky. A three foot ball of left over maple syrup products scraped off the floor of the local sugar houses here in Vermont and delivered by a genetically regenerated Dodo bird… whom it was discovered can fly after all…. You just need to feed them lots of beans.

7. Something Weird. An alien encounter of the most intimate kind…

8. Something Sexy. A free standard membership on VisionPersonals.com for one whole month.

9. Something OMG. This box has a warning label on it to be sure and open it from the right end… however someone forgot to mark which end is the right end. As you open the box you notice what appears to be a black kitty… then you notice this kitty is facing away and has white stripes… TOOO late you’ve just received the new gag gift of a skunk in a box.

10. Something you don’t want. You have just been caught up in the plan to kidnap the Puppy Monkey Baby in an attempt to rid the airwaves of that atrocious commercial. You will be required to hide the critter out at your home as the FBI searches far and wide for him and the kidnappers. Get lots of bananas, kibbles and mushed carrots… who knows what that thing actually eats…

Vive La Difference


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/21/2016 11:29 am

ty tickle for number 5 hugsssssssssssssssss to you hugssss V

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tickles4us replies on 2/21/2016 4:56 pm:
Thank you V

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/21/2016 9:57 am

Those goats have enjoyed quite a resurgence in popularity on this site. In the ancient world, and in the rural one today, they're a ubiquitous symbol of virility..."hornier than a two-peckered billy goat".

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Become a member now and get a free tote bag.


tickles4us replies on 2/21/2016 4:55 pm:
Pssst... Hey over here... What are you looking for.... I have pictures... You'll like them I promise...

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/21/2016 9:35 am

I love Dodo-delivered maple syrup!


tickles4us replies on 2/21/2016 4:52 pm:
Please lay out a string of Christmas lights for a landing strip and have a bowl of baked beans for the return trip

2trythis 60F
5109 posts
2/21/2016 6:56 am

So glad I picked something sweet...that sounds delicious and fun!


tickles4us replies on 2/21/2016 7:12 am:
Yep... you can put it to use or eat it up. Though I expect it would start melting pretty quick it you were to put it to use... hot box and all if you know what I mean.

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