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Blogs > matt-battler > Captain Caveman finally speaks

Matt's Spring pictorial special  

matt-battler 50M
278 posts
2/28/2015 3:24 am
Matt's Spring pictorial special
Regular readers of my blog know that I don't normally post pictures of myself and count it as a blessed relief. I'm not going to make a habit of it, because a photo montage accompanied with a few captions doesn't constitute a proper blog in my book. However there's only so much I can reveal via the three pics I'm allowed on my profile so I thought I'd test the loyalty of my small following by putting a few more out there.

These are all pics that have been taken this week, so those that follow me that haven't seen me on cam - i.e. 100% of you - can see what I look like as we move into Spring 2015. I'll be back to spouting text-based drivel next week, and yes these pics were taken AFTER I'd tidied up my room . . .

Horny_Holly 43F
Ask me for a photo
2767 posts
3/13/2015 9:55 am

 I deliberately didn't comment before now seeing as you wanted to test my loyalty

I'll simply post this...

[image]


"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


matt-battler 50M
199 posts
3/14/2015 4:09 am

 God if I ever get as hot as that baby version of Jimmy Somerville in your pic I'll be really rather pleased with myself, I'm flattered! I imagine I'll have the same amount of hanky panky with women as Jimmy does too

Btw I can sing as high as Jimmy after I've been kicked in the balls


Horny_Holly 43F
Ask me for a photo
2767 posts
3/16/2015 6:15 am

 Hahaha, I'll be happy to oblige
"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


matt-battler 50M
199 posts
3/16/2015 2:32 pm

 Wow that's an offer I can't refuse!

Next time I come to Glasgow I might just be wearing metal underpants just like the ones Slasher McGurk wears in the prison shower scene during Naked Gun 3 - The Final Insult . . .


Horny_Holly 43F
Ask me for a photo
2767 posts
3/17/2015 7:36 am

 Hahaha, your next username could be MattTheMasochist


"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


matt-battler 50M
199 posts
3/17/2015 9:31 am

 After a hard day's Lion Taming I like to relax by taking part in my favourite extreme sport - bus surfing. This can get tricky if I'm on a route with lots of low bridges. However, if it's a boring, safe route I pay some of the local kids to spice things up by firing rockets at me from nearby tall buildings.

This is what I have to do to get my kicks in between visits to Fun Central, aka Glasgow. See how you're corrupting me . . .


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