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Blogs > matt-battler > Captain Caveman finally speaks

Biggest lobotomy candidate this year  

matt-battler 50M
278 posts
1/31/2015 2:24 am
Biggest lobotomy candidate this year

I don't normally make much of the messenger chats that take place on here. Most of them are not worth talking about. I just thought I'd record this one for posterity, however - it includes a level of stupidity and ineptitude I've rarely come across. If you don't want to be held up for ridicule try a bit harder than this:

Me: hi there
Waiting for bonnyXXXX to respond
5:09 bonnybabeXXXX: Hey
5:09 Me: how are you bonny?
5:12 Me: how's things?
5:15 Me: still there?
5:16 bonnyXXXX: Yea
5:17 Me: okay - I can't read your profile - can you tell me a bit about you?
5:18 bonnyXXXX: Wot did my profile say.?
5:18 Me: I don't know I can't read it - standard members can't read profiles
5:18 bonnyXXXX: Ok
5:19 bonnyXXXX: So how did u start messaging me?
5:19 Me: you messaged me before so I assumed you were interested in talking
5:20 Me: so can you tell me a bit about yourself?
5:22 Me: It's a really straightforward question
5:24 Me: is there a problem - something you're struggling to understand?

Continued silence . . .

Horny_Holly 43F
Ask me for a photo
2767 posts
1/31/2015 6:10 am

 Hahaha.

Bonny was probably more a Bobby than a Bonny

See, if you tell the truth you never have to have good memory Good ole Bonny needs to learn that.
"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


matt-battler 50M
199 posts
1/31/2015 6:26 am

 Gender deception - not again! I feel violated

Not sure if Bonny (not her real screenname) ever had much of a memory, or wits of any kind. Still, makes you look as sharp as a tack Holly and you're cheering me up as wet snow splats against my window


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