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Fifteen Minutes Of Game  

BohMaster 69M
11 posts
11/18/2014 11:25 am
Fifteen Minutes Of Game

New Rule... Ladies don't blame us for not satisfying you, blame porn. You see porn has taught us that you can't wait to suck our dicks, come after we've licked your pussy for 30 seconds, and are willing to be twisted into a pretzel to get a better angle.

We've learned that two kisses and pinching your nipples are foreplay. We don't need to arouse you because spitting on your pussy is just as good as your natural lubrication. We don't need to pay any attention to your clit because you'll rub it for us.

The average porn scene lasts about 15-20 minutes. The set up and taking breaks to change positions takes up about five of those minutes, so you only get about 10 minutes of real fucking. And of course it ends with the guy jerking off like we do while we watch it.

So don't blame us, blame your sisters in the industry. When they get a man to make them actually come then maybe we'll do the same.

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