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Introduction Not mine. The introduction below belongs to someone who just commented on some of my photographs. I don't think I've ever read such utter BS on here. And, if you're a regular reader of my nonsense, you're aware that I deal with BS on the site often. So without further ado, here is the oddest profile I've seen to date. "This is our mates new profile, we created it for him. He has a very modest profile on a sister site to this, in which all his photos are cropped or blurred, saving his modesty. Well courtesy of us finding his tablet, on this profile you have him fully naked. Think he took these for his ex. Bare in mind he will get what ever messages you send on the other site. HE DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROFILE. HE STILL SEES HIS ORIGINAL TEXT AND PHOTOS. Don't let on you can see them, yet. YOU WILL SEE THESE NUDE, HE SEE'S THEM CROPPED AT THE WAIST, EXCEPT ONE BUM PIC. Profile set up in somewhat of a hurry. More photos to follow. WEVE ADDED SOME CLOSE UP PHOTOS NOW Hi, new here and looking to date. About to return to the country having been working abroad and as I said, looking to date etc. I have been single now for well over a year and it's time to get back into the game. Im quite reserved at first but open up when you get to know me. I have a physically active job and as such have tried hard to keep myself in shape. Looking forward to chatting to whom ever pops onto my profile. UPDATE NO I DON'T WEB CAM. DON'T EVEN OWN ONE. NO I WON'T STRIP FOR YOU OR ANYONE ELSE, ON HERE OR IN PERSON. IF WE HAVE ONLY JUST MET, I AM NOT GOING TO SEND YOU A NAKED PHOTO. MEN. I'M STRAIGHT, SO NO, I DON'T WANT TO CHAT." I'm not sure who is dumber. The owner of the profile or the "mates" who claim to have posted the naked pics of their mate. No cam? Give me a break. If you have a tablet I think it's fair to assume there's a webcam on it. You won't strip for anyone in person? Ehm, I think we've all seen from your pics that you do, in fact, strip. Now, I know A F F has many other sites, but are they all connected to the point you don't know when a person is messaging you from X, Y or Z site The profile supposedly belongs to a 38 year old man. If, and it's a big "if" I get it, but if his friends really did this without his knowledge, surely he's going to be really pissed off to say the least at his "friends" for doing this. I know I would be. So, fake profile? Do you think the owner of the profile really doesn't know? Or that his "friends" are in fact the owner of the profile and it's all BS. As for telling women not to tell the guy that we can all see him naked as the day he was born, please. Women talk, that's what we do! Update: He/she/them sent me a message. Monses* Hi, I did read your profile, honest. Face pic may follow if we get on. 27/6/2016 8:22 pm Me Hahaha. Yeah, let me know how that works out for you. 27/6/2016 8:33 pm Monsest ?? 27/6/2016 8:42 pm What a dipstick I'll keep you informed, as I know you're all on the edge of your seats, hahaha, not! "I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..." |
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"My mate is too shy to have a profile on a seedy fuck site, so I did it for him. It's not him, honest, 'cos he's a nice guy and wouldn't want to be on a sex site. And he didn't take a photo of his cock to impress you, it was for his ex." The word "bollocks" springs to mind.
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LOL I wonder who you've to 'get on with'. Him or his mates What an ass
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Monses* Hi, I did read your profile, honest. Face pic may follow if we get on May follow if we get on? lmfao Translated; I read your profile but I don't care what you want. Umm yeah that will work.......................not so much
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Two bs profiles That is weird and I wonder what the purpose of either of them is
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Why would a woman go out of their way to chase a guy who didn't actually join of their own free will and was put up to this by their friends Hello McFly!!! There a million super-motivated guys on here straining every sinew trying to get a date, trying to get laid. If a guy isn't actually paying attention or trying hard they'll get crowded out by those that are. This is a variant of the 'I'm so busy' or 'my time is really precious' bullshit that tries to make people feel really grateful that you granted them an audience at all, because they somehow managed to shoehorn you into their hectic and important life. Unfortunately it's simply ridiculous so it has about as much chance of working as Wyle E. Coyote has of catching Roadrunner.
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I think other than the hate mail you share with us on your blog this is the weirdest thing I've read. Lisa mentioned it should be reported so if you do report it please tell us what they say about it. Surely they will deem it as fake if we're to believe the guy doesn't know he's on this site. How he can't know that though doesn't make sense.
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This is too weird. Either way, someone is nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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WTF?? I'm with Lisa on the fucked up part. I mean how can the guy not know what's going on?? I'm kind of hoping he contacts me so I can grass his mates up
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Thats just stupid. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women Things i miss most about relationships
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Is his username dumbanddumber?? That's about the only thing that might make sense out of this bull.
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What If someone comments on one of his naked photographs how on earth could he not know they exist on this site? It's all very confusing and not very believable. Much like the claim of no webcam. As you said, no tablet comes without a webcam nowadays. I think you're right to call BS on it
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