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Fool on the Hill  

CynicusMaximus 52M
403 posts
4/1/2019 5:03 am
Fool on the Hill
Well, it's April 1st and i won't be doing anything this year for a prank.

I have perpetrated many pranks in my day.

year, i had a terrible neighbor who would blast his giant stereo all hours. So loud, that if knocked on his door and 3000 decibels of Creed and Rock would continue. Sick and tired of it and his lack of response... i dragged a plastic trash can full of water and leaned it up against his door and just waited. Within a few hours, i heard a big thump and a loud F-bomb downstairs and knew the trap worked. days later he was still trying to dry out his carpet.

Another time, i smeared Nutella on te inside of the door handle to get out of the men's room at the all that i used to have a shop in.

I have used the Peel Remote on my phone to turn of the televisions during a big football games at bars and the mall... just to hears the chorus of, AWWWWWWWWWWWWs.

I threw those popper snaps over a partial wall into another person's shop to scare them over the course of days. By the time i was done, that person was circling their shop with a hammer.

Recently, i turned up Hansen's M'Bop on a constant loop and turned the volume up then spun my speaker around to wake up my noisy neighbor.

I scared a former room mate so bad one night, he believes an alien tried to take him in the night.

I have always loved pranks. Just not the pranks that cause harm and screw those fake lottery tickets... those are MEAN.

Attached, is a painting that i saw downtown that i have called, Lowrider Jeff Goldblum.
superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
4/1/2019 7:02 am

 I've done a prank or two but I really like your TV remote one!
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


CynicusMaximus replies on 4/1/2019 8:14 am:
LOL, that one was my favorite to do. I could do it anywhere too and change the channel before a score or repeatedly turn it off.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
4/2/2019 3:22 am

 I thought that was Yoko Ono for a hot second!

My favorite is the Nutella.... in fact, I'm packing a jar of it along with my googly eyes for the next girlcation!!!!!


CynicusMaximus replies on 4/2/2019 5:26 am:
I love sticking googly eyes on things...

You need to cime down, in between the nudity and debauchery, we have to hit the town with a bag of googly eyes

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