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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

What Do You Notice First in This Pic?  

CynicusMaximus 52M
403 posts
12/22/2018 7:58 am
What Do You Notice First in This Pic?
This hit my newsfeed on FB this morning and my first thought was..

He didn't buy her a burger.

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LONELY, NERD!!

Love the one you're with.
Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
12/22/2018 9:08 am

 The child he is with is taking the picture. Kids love fries....


CynicusMaximus replies on 12/22/2018 9:51 am:
OHHHH, so this is NOT one of those guys that gets legally married to that Sailor Moon VR simulation?

porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
12/22/2018 9:45 am

 I think he may need some mental help


CynicusMaximus replies on 12/22/2018 9:51 am:
Maybe a date and a cure for crushing shyness.

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
12/22/2018 9:48 am

 First thing I notice - I need to go get some fries!!
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


CynicusMaximus replies on 12/22/2018 9:53 am:
I got to McD's whenever the McRib is back in town. I don't care if it's made from people, the McSoylent is my favorite thing on the menu.

Rxp1234 52M

12/22/2018 10:04 am

 His imaginary friend sitting on the pillow


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
12/22/2018 10:11 am

 cheap ass bastard!!!! do you call this date??? at mcdonald's??? sheesh...


CynicusMaximus replies on 12/22/2018 10:33 am:
It's not romantic if he carried the tray?

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