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THE PERFECT FEMALE myth or reality?  

NawtyKitteh 54F  
62 posts
9/22/2014 9:07 am
THE PERFECT FEMALE myth or reality?


I'm a prolific profile reader, I love to see how a person sees them self. And yes I do look at the female profiles too, they can be the most amusing or informative. In my eager reading a name kept cropping up all over my local area recently. So I being the curious kitteh that I am just HAD to go and take a peek. I was totally SHOCKED!!! THE PERFECT FEMALE is here in my state!! And she is everything you would think her to be. She is attractive,tic, athletic, young, adventurous well manicured trimmed, groomed and pampered her skin is soft and clear and she smells sweet. She also has firm breast , full lips a tight body and a nice ass. And if that wasn't enough to amaze me she is every mans dream in the sack!

So as I am staring at her profile pic thinking wow THE PERFECT FEMALE I never imagined I would see her here of all places. Maybe London or Paris maybe even in Bora Bora, but here?! Then out of no where came this little niggling in the back of my mind which I promptly ignored. I mean come on it was THE PERFECT FEMALE. Totally mesmerized I just kept staring at her profile pic.. enjoying as you don't see THE PERFECT FEMALE everyday. Wait.. just wait a min.. that's it!! Her profile pic...something just was not right. After a bit I finally gave in again to my curiosity and pulled up my photo bucket account. Which album....where would I an average Jane put that pic? Oh wait there is was under unknown models and or photographers. NO it couldn't be not THE PERFECT FEMALE, she wouldn't steal a pic? would she? I just had to think on this a few minutes so I just sat and stared and thought "I'm an internet research tech, I can figure this out" So I did something I'm really good at and that was use the internet to find out the truth. So I pulled up my favorite search engines and a couple of image finding sites like www.tineye.com. And I was off on my newest quest for information. My heart dropped when her profile pic had over 50 hits!! Photo bucket, photo-stock and many many other places. I was crushed... I had so many things I wanted to ask THE PERFECT WOMAN.

Maybe I thought just maybe that is her or well part of her anyways.. so I kept digging to find the model or photographer. I did... and lo and behold she's from Norway is married has 4 loves nature and being a model. Oh and she is 31, TPF was younger.. this all shows me that since on her profile she is mixed race (white and white is not mixed) has brown hair and brown eyes. Can't be the fair skinned natural blonde that was the model. My hopes were smashed to smithereens!!

Yes this really did happen and why did I feel the need to share this with you all? I wanted no wait.. needed to share this with all of you just as a reminder "If it sounds too good to be true, it usually always is" And to remind myself cuz every now and then a duck squeaks by... Quack Quack.

Looks Like a Duck
Walks Like a Duck
Sounds Like a Duck
IT IS A DUCK!!

Off to read some more profiles, keep being safe and as always have fun!!


Stay Nawty!! Kitteh Kisses for all!!


timexxx691a 54M
87 posts
11/7/2014 7:44 pm

While Your Article On The Perfect Woman Was Entertaining, To Be Honest , The Photo Of The Near Perfect Blow-Job Next To It Seems To Have Held My Attention A Bit Longer


timexxx691a 54M
87 posts
10/31/2014 3:12 pm

If The Perfect Female Isn't A Myth, Then She Has To Be Someone Who Can Bring Out The Best Their Partner Has To Offer, And Enjoy Herself While Doing It.


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