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On "Age and Amourousness"
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On "Age and Amourousness" My grandfather died in a car wreck at the age of 80 --- he was going to see his mistress. That's how I want to go. Preferably in the saddle, but if that's not possible ... Just saying. There is no reason that sex has to disappear after sixty. There is help for both sexes, and barring health issues it is good for you. So is masturbation for that matter. I admire women and men who try to keep up appearance as they age. Men don't have to end up with their belts just under their chests and women don't have to end up in sweats or a flower print tent. Not everyman over sixty is looking for a woman to take care of him, but we aren't just looking for a companion either. But you have to keep a sense of humor about it after sixty: "My husband made love to me three times last night," the first elderly lady said. "Really?" her friend replied. "That must have been wonderful." "Not really, he kept falling asleep." By sixty the only mystery is does she give blow jobs with her teeth in or out. You no longer need condoms to protect you from pregnancy, but you can't remember what you used to use them for. If a man is involved with a younger woman he may well have underwear older than she is. It's embarrassing to meet a younger lovers parents when you are old enough to be their parent. Sex lasts longer than when you were younger, but not because you want it to. The walk of shame now requires a walker. Even on a walker most women can outrun your motorized wheelchair. By the time you are both naked you may have forgotten why you got that way in the first place. When she calls out another man's name during sex she may not remember her own either. They won't let you make out in the ambulance. The people in porn look like your grandchildren. You can still make out in the car but you can't drive it after dark. By the time you get to the old make out point you and the car are both out of gas. You whisper sweet nothings in her ear but she doesn't have her hearing aid turned up. When you French Kiss you have to be careful you don't dislodge her dentures. That bulge in your trousers is a truss. Now that headache she used to get includes her knees, hips, ankles, feet, joints, and spine. You fall asleep before you cum. She can still put her ankles behind her ears, she just can't get them back down. You can do a comb over with the hair in your ears.   Lust brings you together, love keeps you there, sex keeps the mechanism lubricated.  |
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It's either laugh or cry, we might as well laugh. Luckily we are first generation where sex in the sixties and later is even divided between men and women, and our generation was a bit oversexed to begin with. We may be older, but we know where everything is, how it works, where it goes, and what will happen when we get there. It's nice not to have to teach your partner the basics. Lust brings you together, love keeps you there, sex keeps the mechanism lubricated.
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Cute! I loved it. And I'm glad you participated in the first symposium! Kk Lust brings you together, love keeps you there, sex keeps the mechanism lubricated.
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This is awesome and ty for participating in the first symposium.. hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Cute! I loved it. And I'm glad you participated in the first symposium! Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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