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Statistics prove that the average cock is no longer as average as it used to be.
Statistics prove that the average cock is no longer as average as it used to be. I believe in moderation, but should I be willing to accept only a moderate cock? |
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A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I'm learning how to screw people." I would have whispered too that girl in the library: I study game theory and if you lay with me and not this fool I'll teach you how not to get screwed, right after this N-1 game we play here and I screw you over, literally Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!
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Ha, I reckon you're right? When I was growing up I had a friend who used to brag on his and when the girls would call him out on it, he pulled it out on them, turns out he wasn't joking One day this happened and the girls shot back at me, shit like, Oh then he's the small one etc....What the hell? I didn't say anything, but did defer to his tacit and they went from mouth running to jaw dropping Shit, it got me laid I suggest not doing it though, humor and confidence gets me there, not whipping my cock out, well it usually does The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I'm learning how to screw people."
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There's nothing wrong with being self-centered, if you're centered around a good cock. [image] Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!
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I dunno man, who's cock may you be referring too? I don't know your preference, I do know the only one I care about is my own The only time I say mine is moderate is when I'm being modest about it, which I often do, some women think if you proclaim you're big that you're the opposite and have a smallness complex I could just cite this post and a recent one of SandraD's and say "Hey I'm Old School, I'm the Outlier of These Up-To-Date Contemporary Statistics" [image]
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I believe in moderation, but should I be willing to accept only a moderate cock? I could just cite this post and a recent one of SandraD's and say "Hey I'm Old School, I'm the Outlier of These Up-To-Date Contemporary Statistics" Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!
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Got a statistic to prove that statistic? Talk about recursive!? Ya know besides the stunned woman in the pic.....I love it when that happens
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Got a statistic to prove that statistic? Talk about recursive!? Ya know besides the stunned woman in the pic.....I love it when that happens Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!
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