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Blogs > khuXBFXM8u > The Down and Dirty

It’s a Blog War…
 

khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/13/2016 4:13 am
    Quoting  :
Peacemaker... be gone.
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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/13/2016 4:16 am
    Quoting  :
Hey... don't go pointing out the obvious. Truth and civility has no place here. This is WAR don't you know
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GB_Cple 73M/62F  
3118 posts
1/13/2016 9:51 am

 You can't have a batle of wits with an unarmed man .)


GB_Cple 73M/62F  
3118 posts
1/13/2016 9:53 am
    Quoting kzoopair:
    Why call it a war at all? We've been allies of the British for a very long time and we still don't understand each other. There's nothing like a feud between cousins to bring out the real internecine conflagrations. The weak spot, the Achilles Heel, of the British is the substances they refer to as "food". Any sane human being knows that the slop they funnel down their limey gullets is inedible. Add to that the superior sex appeal of the average American male...This is their second weak spot. Remember World War Two, when we Yanks had to rescue Merrie Olde England? The talk then was that our soldiers were "overpaid, oversexed, and over here." Instead of choosing sides, I prefer to sit off to the side and snipe at the bickering parties, until a clear winner makes himself apparent, at which point I'll make a decision, and snipe harder at that clear winner.
Smiles politely, turns and rolls eyes .))
We are separated by a common language .


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:12 am
    Quoting  :
That's a fact! He's been trying to get my goats for months. He's cheap though- we can't agree on a price.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:14 am
    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    I'm lawyering up for you. I'm the good guy.
Someone's gonna get in in the ass for sure.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:15 am
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Kzoo's goat told me, during pillow talk, that she loved her some Bunni love and wanted you to "Sweetie Pie" her more often. I was crushed then Kzoo offered a sheep and a breath mint.
I've still got yer breath mint right here...
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:20 am
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    No no no at this point he can't just go all Switzerland on this. He asked for a skirmish and he's goy one now.
That's a true story. I read the formal declaration of war myself. Mainly because my secretary had her mouth full and couldn't read it to me.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:23 am
    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    It's war... divide and conquer... It's a chapter in the art of the deal 2... politics edition.
Yes- you conquer and I'll divide you from your winnings while you're looking the other way.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:26 am
    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    They have bank account too... just saying
They have "Other People's Money"- that's the very best way to go to war.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:28 am
    Quoting humorlife:
    Gentlemen: I have no quarrel with the two of you. Where the hell did Buni go... and where's my wristwatch?
You just better hope it was wrapped in latex. I think I know where it is.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:29 am

 Wimps! I'm well rested and I just got here.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 10:31 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:

    This spunk war will need an independent and fair-minded adjudicator!
Well, shit. That rules me out. I'll have to settle for going back to war profiteering.
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/13/2016 10:38 am
    Quoting kzoopair:
    Well, shit. That rules me out. I'll have to settle for going back to war profiteering.
I think an American adjudicator/mediator may be just what's needed in this war! Profit can wait!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/13/2016 10:39 am

 Britain and Canada have never waged war against each other until now - ITS WAR.
The mounties will be no match for our bobbies on the beat!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
1/13/2016 1:33 pm

 I have no idea what you should have a blog war over, but I am sure you two will think of something..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2016 2:52 pm
    Quoting kzoopair:
    That's a fact! He's been trying to get my goats for months. He's cheap though- we can't agree on a price.
Free the goats ! ! Free the oppressed goats ! !
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2016 2:56 pm
    Quoting  :
There could be house to house fighting. Oh wait that would be igloo to igloo fighting
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2016 3:00 pm
    Quoting  :
I was defending the goats from Kzoo's lurid advances.
And we all saw you smile when the hand(s) went up your butt.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 3:15 pm
    Quoting  :
I went to sleep too, just like you, only earlier. But I do know where HG's Timex is...You've seen "Pulp Fiction", right?
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 3:19 pm
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Britain and Canada have never waged war against each other until now - ITS WAR.
    The mounties will be no match for our bobbies on the beat!
OK- now we're talkin "Real Sex"- mounties and bobbies on the beat.
Anyway, don't underestimate those Hosers. Remember the War of 1812? We figured 'em for pansies, but they had some scrap in 'em. I guess that just makes them scrappy pansies, though.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 3:22 pm
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I've now awoken and ready to do battle.
    While you are forever sorting out tactics with your allies, I have formulated and a correctly-spelt strategy!
I've had that spelt bread- you ain't gonna win anything with that. It tastes like cardboard.
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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
1/13/2016 3:23 pm

 ha ha you guys have fun! hugssssssssss V
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 3:26 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have no idea what you should have a blog war over, but I am sure you two will think of something..
It's all about the music. They each have appalling tastes in music, and you know how that goes. Spunky likes disco, if you can believe that, and khu thinks there were great songs written in the 80's. Kids- go figure. I spent the late 70's and all of the eighties with my ears plugged.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 3:28 pm
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    There could be house to house fighting. Oh wait that would be igloo to igloo fighting
With harpoons and hockey sticks.
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