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It’s a Blog War…
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Atlantic City Donald When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I know Vito and Nunzio . . . they keep leaving the damn cannoli . . putzes. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Gentlemen: I have no quarrel with the two of you. Where the hell did Buni go... and where's my wristwatch? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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"So why didn't the sharks eat the shipwrecked lawyers?" Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Nunzio is my boy When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I enveloped myself in a small girl from Manila once it was. . .wonderful Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I'll bite When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Does 'Latex Man' have super powers and wear a cape? Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Some tourism? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I'm fading as well... but what a splendid little war! Well hosted, sir! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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She took the cannoli, the wristwatch and hopped away Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I'm fading as well... but what a splendid little war! Well hosted, sir! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I'm fading as well... but what a splendid little war! Well hosted, sir! Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Why call it a war at all? We've been allies of the British for a very long time and we still don't understand each other. There's nothing like a feud between cousins to bring out the real internecine conflagrations. The weak spot, the Achilles Heel, of the British is the substances they refer to as "food". Any sane human being knows that the slop they funnel down their limey gullets is inedible. Add to that the superior sex appeal of the average American male...This is their second weak spot. Remember World War Two, when we Yanks had to rescue Merrie Olde England? The talk then was that our soldiers were "overpaid, oversexed, and over here." Instead of choosing sides, I prefer to sit off to the side and snipe at the bickering parties, until a clear winner makes himself apparent, at which point I'll make a decision, and snipe harder at that clear winner.
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This spunk war will need an independent and fair-minded adjudicator!
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I hope you're offering to be the prize for the winner of this war!
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I've now awoken and ready to do battle. While you are forever sorting out tactics with your allies, I have formulated and a correctly-spelt strategy!
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Say that all of his photos are stolen off the internet, then ask why he chose a photo of a small cock Then say he steals ideas for all his blog posts. From then on it's all pretty standard - answer questions you want to answer instead of ones you were asked. Say he's a liar. Delete posts/comments that might show inconsistency in your arguments. Deny his accusations, even if everyone can see they are true. Get your friends to be nasty to his friends. Post screen shots of private email conversations. Involve innocent third parties by following him through the blogs and commenting on his comments on their blogs. Then complain to customer services that he's a multi-profiling fake and he's stalking you and demand to have him removed... Isn't that how it usually goes?
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I like your idea of a pillow fight. My pillows are heavy! Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I'll bring my imperial ways to this war. The map of blogland shall be painted red! Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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This spunk war will need an independent and fair-minded adjudicator! Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I hope you're offering to be the prize for the winner of this war! Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I've now awoken and ready to do battle. While you are forever sorting out tactics with your allies, I have formulated and a correctly-spelt strategy! Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Say that all of his photos are stolen off the internet, then ask why he chose a photo of a small cock Then say he steals ideas for all his blog posts. From then on it's all pretty standard - answer questions you want to answer instead of ones you were asked. Say he's a liar. Delete posts/comments that might show inconsistency in your arguments. Deny his accusations, even if everyone can see they are true. Get your friends to be nasty to his friends. Post screen shots of private email conversations. Involve innocent third parties by following him through the blogs and commenting on his comments on their blogs. Then complain to customer services that he's a multi-profiling fake and he's stalking you and demand to have him removed... Isn't that how it usually goes? Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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