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HNW – Hockey – Fail, Again.  

NudeDon69 54M  
257 posts
5/19/2015 8:25 pm
HNW – Hockey – Fail, Again.
I thought I would give this a try, but, being a Floridian, I have never been ice skating, so you can safely assume, I have never tried ice hockey. Yea, yea, I know, there ‘are’ ice skating rinks in Florida; there’s just somethin’ about ‘Florida’ & ‘ice skating’ that don’t make sense to me. So, being a true, die hard Florida Cracker, I don’t see ice skating in my near future.

With that being said, I had a really hard time coming up with something for this week’s theme; I damn near set off the smoke detector, I thinking so hard.

Well, I got some ice cubes and a stick, and then started hitting the ice around the shower; it didn't do a damn thing for me; except, maybe hurt a couple toes.



Then I thought, maybe I’ll try ‘Hickey’; close enough, right?

Well, that failed too.



By the way, I really do enjoy all of y’all, but,

Y’all need to come up with some better HNW themes. Something not evolving cold; something that a ‘Cracker’ can do.

Thanks
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thedavidsiqui 25M

1/31/2019 9:16 pm

 Wtf


NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/27/2015 9:31 pm

 Glad you liked it.

Now for the next pos.....

Nah, I'll let be a surprise.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/27/2015 9:28 pm
    Quoting JN63JPN:
    Wheels turning so fast, smoke was coming out of your ears, hey?
I don't know if it's wheels or not; because my dad always told me I have a head full of rocks.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/27/2015 9:25 pm
    Quoting  :
Said like a true southerner!
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/27/2015 9:23 pm
    Quoting  :
I wanted to get one of my mother's biscuits, but she lives in another part of the state. And before you bash me for a bad 'momma' joke, she openly admits to being a bad cook.
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missthee 58F  
4511 posts
5/24/2015 4:55 am

 LOL


JN63JPN 61F  
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5/24/2015 4:54 am

 Wheels turning so fast, smoke was coming out of your ears, hey?
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/20/2015 8:02 pm

 Now that's a sport I can really get into. I sure could some practice, let me know if you need a practice partner too.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/20/2015 7:59 pm

 Yep, they really beat us this week; sometimes, that's how the cracker crumbles; one point for the Canucks. But they deserve this one. We had all winter to tease them about how we could naked garden while they were trying to keep their nipples from freezing off.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/20/2015 7:49 pm
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Happy HNW! Make sure no one is behind you if you need to pick up the ice!
That's why I chose the shower, I could just walk away, well, limp away, and let the melting ice wash away the mess.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/20/2015 7:46 pm
    Quoting SexsualMD:
    Maybe the stick was upside down?...
    Great pic...nice chuckle...Happy HNW!!!
I think you are right. After some research, I see that isn't a handle after all. Goes to show what I know. Hockey seems so rough and complicated; I think I'll stick to chess.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/20/2015 7:40 pm
    Quoting  :
Well at least you get some ice and snow. In Florida, we just have water and sand. So you still have a leg up on me.

Hey, I like that thought, you can always have a leg up on me.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/20/2015 7:35 pm
    Quoting  :
Glad you like it. Since I'm a hockey ignoramus, I just had to flub through by the seat of my pants. No, that ain't right; I'm naked.
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NudeDon69 54M  
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5/20/2015 7:28 pm
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    That's a great take on the theme! Happy HNW.
Thanks. Well, I try.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/20/2015 7:27 pm
    Quoting  :
Having grown up in Tampa, I am a huge lightning fan; you haven't really seen an electrical storm until you see one with 4000 to 5000 cycles an hour. That's more flashing than on VisionPersonals.com. I only wear white or black socks.

As you can see, I am not much of a sports fan.
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NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
5/20/2015 7:19 pm
    Quoting  :
I'm glad you liked this post. It hurt my head a little bit thinking of something to post; then it hurt my toes. Maybe I should have passed on this week's theme.
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honeysuckle9397 48F
9040 posts
5/20/2015 5:21 pm

 Tonsil hockey?
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CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
5/20/2015 11:54 am

 I had somewhat similar issues - seems it is Crackers vs. Canuaks this week!

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/20/2015 11:00 am

 Happy HNW! Make sure no one is behind you if you need to pick up the ice!


SexsualMD 59M
2369 posts
5/20/2015 8:51 am

 Maybe the stick was upside down?...
Great pic...nice chuckle...Happy HNW!!!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/20/2015 12:33 am

 That's a great take on the theme! Happy HNW.


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