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Midnight from the Inside Out
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Midnight from the Inside Out  -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- WELCOME TO THE SINNERS CLUB -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- --- "Oh well the late nights have got me reelin'. Spillin', the bottle right into the next . I've got a funny little feelin' it's goin' to be like this until my dyin' ." --- Chris Robinson, "Good Morning Captain" -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- THE SEARCH FOR THE SKULL OF SATAN -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -- feeling Some What Compelled to Warn Readers going into This "Story" that, In Fact Everything that is Transcribed before You did Indeed occur, (Only the names have been changed to protect the Truely Innocent) It has been Written as Clearly and Concisely as possibly given the recordings quality, and to the fact that much of the Written Dialog and Discriptions were Scribbled with an assortment of -Lighters on the Back of an old Roll of Wallpaper. I thank you for your time and energy. -- The Devilboy; "Editor in Chief" The Sinners Club "Better Living Through Sin" -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- PART ONE; BACK IN OLD MEXICO -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- ............Someone Beats on My Door,........... ............Relentlessly,....... ............Persistently,........ ............Maddeningly,....... BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!! ............The biggest response they get is a,...... ............CLICK!......... ............The sterio turns Itself On,......... ............The CD shuffles,.......... ............The drums kick in,........... ............Followed by the bass,......... ............Then the guitar,.......... ............And finally the Wail of the Singer.................... ............He declares............ "I GET UP AROUND GET OF BED AROUND AND I DON'T WORRY 'BOUT 'NOTHIN' NO BECAUSE WORRIN'S A WASTE A MY TIME" ............The door, whoever's knocking, I’m sure they'll just come back Later,......... ............Later, when My Head doesn't feel like it's been used for a Toilet Plunger at a China Buffet............ ............Much Later........... ............the music Pounds out of the Speakers so Loudly that I can barely hear the knocking on the door,...... hoping that they'll give up and go away,.....That way I don't have to open my eyes, and let in Reality,........... .........:..not to mention the Sun,........... ............Or the World for that Matter,........... ............Come Crashing In,.......... ............Nope, Not just yet............ ............Let the Singer have His Say............ "WE'VE BEEN DANCIN' WITH MR. BROWNSTONE HE'S BEEN KNOCKIN' HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE NO NO NOOOO" ............Ok,....ok,............ ............Maybe they were gone............ BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!! ............Oh Shit!........ ............Oh Fuck!........ ............There it was Again,......... ............Great Satan's Pitchfork,........ ............This time there's No Avoiding it,.... ............We had been Running Amok in this Small Town, Highly Intoxicated, of Control, Menaces to Sobriety,......We had Enraged the Locals,.....Burned the Dealers,.....and Pissed Off the Police,.....So this Could Very Likely be an Agent of 1 or Perhaps All 3, Who Knew?....... ............Anthing was Possible this Point,.......... ............I Open My Eyes,......... "WELL I USED TO DO A LITTLE BUT A LITTLE WOUNDN'T DO IT SO A LITTLE GOT MORE AND MORE YOU SEE I JUST KEEP TRYIN' TO GET A LITTLE BETTER JUST A LITTLE BETTER THAN BEFORE" ............The First thing I notice is that on the Floor in the Middle of the livingroom area of the "Cabin" I'd been renting for the past week or so........I have half of my buried in the Electric Blue Deep Pile Deep Plush Shag Carpet,....... ............Right There............ ............Directly in my line of sight,............ ............About 3 feet away, resting on the floor, is the Sawed Off Shotgun,.....an old Mossberg Gauge Double Barreled Man-Killer that VanOwen had brought along,.......the shells had been emptied of their shot and refilled with dimes,......18 to a shell according to the Crazy Dutchman,......... ............Ok,....wait a second,............ ............ fogetting something,........... ............What is It?........ "SHOW USUALLY STARTS AROUND WE GO ON STAGE AROUND GET ON THE BUS AROUND SIPPIN' A DRINK AND FEELIN' FINE." ............My eyes Focus on the Couch,......Not 6 feet past the shotgun,......The sofa is Still burning, Well smouldering is more Correct....I vaguely recall getting it going to a Pretty Good Blaze before VanOwen had put it Down with a Fire Extingusher he had pulled from a Bar across the street.......After Much Fuss, Some Bad Noise, and a Bit of Vicious Name Calling,.....The Right People were , the Locals were Compensated, and All was Supposedly Right Again,.....Supposedly,......... ............Supposedly My Ass,............ ............These Jackel's were for My Blood,........... BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!! ............It could be Anyone of those Treacherous come for his Due,........... ............Anyone All,............. "WE'VE BEEN DANCIN' WITH MR. BROWNSTONE HE'S BEEN KNOCKIN' HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE NO NO NOOOO HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE WELL I USED TO DO A LITTLE BUT A LITTLE WOULDN'T DO IT SO A LITTLE GOT MORE AND MORE YA SEE I JUST KEEP TRYIN' TO GET A LITTLE BETTER JUST A LITTLE BETTER THAN BEFORE" ............Either Way,............ ............Sombody wanted to Talk pretty Bad,.......... BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG.......BANG.....BANG.......BANG..........BANG....... ...........The knocking stops,......... ............I close my eyes again,......... ............And that's when the CD player starts to skip,..... ............Motherfuck............ "HE'S BEEN KNOCKIN' HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE NO NO NOOOO HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE." Sssccrriiiitttttt!!!! "HE'S BEEN KNOCKIN' HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE NO NO NOOOO HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE." Sssccrriiiitttttt!!!! "HE'S BEEN KNOCKIN' HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE NO NO NOOOO HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE." Sssccrriiiitttttt!!!! "HE'S BEEN KNOCKIN' HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE NO NO NOOOO HE WON'T LEAVE ALONE." Sssccrriiiitttttt!!!! ............Alrighty,.......... ...,........That's It,......... ............I lay there another couple seconds with my eyes closed, I reach my hand blindly and close it around the Friction Taped Handle of the Shotgun,........ ............That's when the Music Stops............... ............And I Remember what it Was that I Forgot,............. ............I Left the Patio Doors Wide Open,............ ............Holy Fuck,......... ............I Sit Straight Up,........... ............I bring the shotgun up level............ ............When,............ ............With a Yank and a Shove,........... ............It's Torn from my Grasp,............ ............As I turn to up,.......Expecting to be Wacked by the Gun Butt,......... ............Instead, I hear "Hey , Did you know that you have a Quesadilla Stuck to your Forehead?!?!?" Says an All Too Familiar voice, I all the way up a pair of long Fishnet clad legs, past the Pants and Half-Shirt, (that I can blissfully at this vantage point see Up.) and I right into the Angelic of My Favorite Leg Breaker,.......... ............Mrs. I.............. ............She's turning over the Sawed-Off in her hands in wonderment and laughing, "You Really know how to have a Good Time, Don't You?!?!?!"............ ............I Smile Sheepishly, and Shrug, and from the Kitchen comes Another voice,......... ..........."Mrs. I., Please Don't humor Him, Remember Why we're Here, and lets Please just Try to get the Fuck of Dodge Before the Lynch Mob Arrives, Torches in Hand. Thank You." This came from the Kitchen, and when I turned to around I could see a Gorgeous Woman dressed in an Extremely Expensive Pin Striped Charcoal Grey Business Suit standing in the fading rays of afternoon sunlight, as she took a few steps closer,............ ............Her Heels Clicking on the Floor Tiles............ ............I Her,........... ............And My Mind was Laid to Rest,........... ............The Calvary had Come,............. ............Everthing would be OK,............. ............The Beauty in my Kitchen even Said this to Confirm my Thoughts,........... ............And I Believed Her, because standing in my kitchen, looking like a Million Dollars was None Other Than,............. ............My Consigliere,............. ............Smartie,.............. ............TO BE CONTINUED,............ -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- SEE YA IN THE FUNNY PAPERS -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- |
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sounds about right! lol xxx
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Aaaaw  Happy to rescue you any day, my dear.(and I loooove the Weekly World News, it cracks me up!)   
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Sweet, naughty dreams, my lambs 
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